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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat


Fck u if u got no rye

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sourdough reigns supreme

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
A thick, hearty crust is essential for a tasty bread.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
I. fuckin. love. bread







steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Take your fag bread back to your rear end

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

Take your fag bread back to your rear end

Bread helped us transform from wandering nomads, with little power, to the great cultures that now rule the Earth.

Please don't diss bread, it's an extremely important human invention !

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

That is pornographic

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Decebal posted:

Bread helped us transform from wandering nomads, with little power, to the great cultures that now rule the Earth.

Please don't diss bread, it's an extremely important human invention !

i only diss the pretentious bread of the poster before me.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

steinrokkan posted:

i only diss the pretentious bread of the poster before me.

there's nothing pretentious about bread thO??? it's like the least pretentious food.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

logical phalluses posted:

there's nothing pretentious about bread thO??? it's like the least pretentious food.

In my part of the world, bread is like the man; sour, gritty, tough and a bit salty.

Bread that does not follow these parameters is the bread of liars and heretics, for bread is the body of Christ, and Christ was, in his nature, a man as well as God.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
bread or dead

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I mean, there's this grass in the fields and then you get bread. It's almost magical! A blessing on the ancestors who figured out all the steps in bread-making.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

steinrokkan posted:

In my part of the world, bread is like the man; sour, gritty, tough and a bit salty.
sounds like you're describing the taste of your mom's poos XD

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

logical phalluses posted:

sounds like you're describing the taste of your mom's poos XD

Yes, because even women have to be men to survive here.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Rye is the best bread.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Rye is the best bread.

This man has seen Lord's truth. Wheat is the devil's snare.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Rye is the best bread.

Funny way to spell sourdough

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Glowku posted:

Funny way to spell sourdough

Sourdough without rye flour is a cosmic joke.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Glowku posted:

Funny way to spell sourdough

sourdough is very good, but rye is better

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food





Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

but on the other hand


Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
this lady's hands are a registered weapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUiwmpcQuC0

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I made the extremely poor choice of purchasing whole wheat bagels this afternoon.

I don't mind whole wheat bread, I even prefer it, but this bagel is inedible.

It won't toast for poo poo and its all bluargh.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
plz rename thread to bread dead redemption 2, and save the rec center from overzealous developers. tia

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Gay marriage has ruined everything.

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
poo poo's getting all night of the living bread up in here.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Izumi Konata posted:

this lady's hands are a registered weapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUiwmpcQuC0

hnnnnngnggnng

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

poo poo's getting all night of the living bread up in here.

call me when we have to defend a shopping mall

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

call me when we have to defend a shopping mall

Wait a few hours for "Dawn of the unleavened bread!"

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Whats the best kind of bagel I can buy at walmart or target, kroger etc fly over state? We don't have magic jew water that I am told is suprt duper important in getting a good bagel but just give me something accessible and acceptable. TIA (the whole wheat ones were no bueno)

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Wendigee posted:

Whats the best kind of bagel I can buy at walmart or target, kroger etc fly over state? We don't have magic jew water that I am told is suprt duper important in getting a good bagel but just give me something accessible and acceptable. TIA (the whole wheat ones were no bueno)

kroger is actually indistinguishable from safeway at this point. just borrow this advice fwiw and dump a single serve packet of pesto into a single serve packet of cream cheese, mix with some tube wasabi, and deal with buying the lender's begels. or find a kosher grocer, idk

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Wait a few hours for "Dawn of the unleavened bread!"

Moses is overpowered

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Bread is straight up the cornerstone of civilization and the beginning of all culture, it's a fact


Big ups to bread

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Squiggle posted:

Bread is straight up the cornerstone of civilization and the beginning of all culture, it's a fact


Big ups to bread

capitalist pig


eat this kale sandwich with kale bread

e: by kale bread i just mean kale

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Looks like the turds of someone who subsist on fruity pebbles

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

This isn't food; it's a crime.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


guy in bottom middle is a QT pa2T

the rest look like hella weirdos




















derpy derpy guitar man
doodely doot da doo

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
'sup

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May 27, 2004



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