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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

ROFLburger posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about

Look man, don't get invovled this isn't your fight

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

At least Optimus Prime made it out all right.

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
itt we speculate about gas mileage of various engines with no actual mechanical knowledge whatsoever.

Hey what kinda gas mileage do you guys think NASA gets on their rockets? Gotta be like 2 miles to the gallon right I mean they are just burning that stuff like crazy on the lift off...

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

notZaar posted:

Look man, don't get invovled this isn't your fight

sorry

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

notZaar posted:

Look man, don't get invovled this isn't your fight

big rigs get like 18 miles to the gallon.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

RennZero posted:

itt we speculate about gas mileage of various engines with no actual mechanical knowledge whatsoever.

Hey what kinda gas mileage do you guys think NASA gets on their rockets? Gotta be like 2 miles to the gallon right I mean they are just burning that stuff like crazy on the lift off...

Global Warming: not made up!?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I didn't know Finland had monster trucks

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

big rigs get like 18 miles to the gallon.

is that true? that does not sound true

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ROFLburger posted:

is that true? that does not sound true

Looked it up. Its about 6.5

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


also monster truck methanol fuel is like 10 times as expensive as normal gasoline

18 wheelers use diesel though

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I got pantsed by a camaro on the highway once with a license plate that said "9 mpg lol"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dave_Indeed posted:

I got pantsed by a camaro on the highway once with a license plate that said "9 mpg lol"

How did you get pansted by a car?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

How did you get pansted by a car?

:cripes:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


you'd better check for skidmarks

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

How did you get pansted by a car?

I was driving down the highway by myself going like 90mph and this dude breezed by and it startled me slightly. Emotionally it was like he put his hand up my shirt and felt my man boobs a little.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008





I don't know why but this came up when I GISed "monster truck" and honestly I think it's very fitting for the thread

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
lmao

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dave_Indeed posted:

I was driving down the highway by myself going like 90mph and this dude breezed by and it startled me slightly. Emotionally it was like he put his hand up my shirt and felt my man boobs a little.


Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

RennZero posted:

itt we speculate about gas mileage of various engines with no actual mechanical knowledge whatsoever.

Hey what kinda gas mileage do you guys think NASA gets on their rockets? Gotta be like 2 miles to the gallon right I mean they are just burning that stuff like crazy on the lift off...

evidently the saturn v got about 7 inches per gallon on liftoff. but over the entirety of the trip to the moon and back, it averages to something like 1.6 miles per gallon.

that's only fuel. if you count oxidizer too it's about 0.2 mpg.

Affe mk2 fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Aug 10, 2015

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

ThePriceIsRight posted:

they take the big wheels off and drive to events with tiny ones to save gas.



no they don't, the small tires is so that it fits in trailers and into garages

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Affe mk2 posted:

evidently the saturn v got about 7 inches per gallon on liftoff. but over the entirety of the trip to the moon and back, it averages to something like 1.6 miles per gallon.

that's only fuel. if you count oxidizer too it's about 0.2 mpg.

what is it after it left the atmosphere?

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

Ramsus posted:

no they don't, the small tires is so that it fits in trailers and into garages
Yeah the big tires are used for travel. Each revolution on big tires covers more ground - so you get more distance for each engine rpm you put out.

Source: I once thought about being a mechanic

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jesus Christ posted:

You know there are many ways you can configure engines and vehicles to perform different tasks, right? 18-wheelers are hauling a hell of a lot more than 4.5 tons and they certain aren't getting 50-60 yards per gallon.

The trucks are towed you dumbass.

lmao

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

Affe mk2 posted:

evidently the saturn v got about 7 inches per gallon on liftoff. but over the entirety of the trip to the moon and back, it averages to something like 1.6 miles per gallon.

that's only fuel. if you count oxidizer too it's about 0.2 mpg.

I'll give you 7 inches per gallon, bitch

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

nerd death screech posted:

I'll give you 7 inches per gallon, bitch

pretty roundabout way to brag that your ejaculate volume is 1/7th of a gallon

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what is it after it left the atmosphere?

kinda hard for me to tell, since i'm not sure how much of stage 3's fuel was burned in atmosphere (not much i think), but it looks like roughly 7 mpg

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

s p a c e d posted:

It's ok. Finnish people don't really count as humans anyway.

There's two kinds of finns. Swedish Finns who are human and the other kind who are like loving hideous goblins.
I think that's right.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

never say gently caress

thats a lil mnemonic device i use to remember the scandinavian countries! yall are free to use it if you want just give me credit if you do ok :cheers:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Arian_Samurai posted:

Dying at a monster truck show is one of the most honorable deaths you can have

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

ROFLburger posted:

yeah but those cock suckers are using some 10 million octane jet fuel and poo poo arent they

and other cheating magic

My favorite thing about top fuel dragsters is the type of transmission they use is only intended to really be used once - it has a bunch of clutches and by the time they all connect and the power from the engine is fully being transferred to the wheels they have actually fused together into a block of material. The entire thing needs to be replaced for another run

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Booourns posted:

The fastest drag race vehicles run motors that make 5000-6000hp.
EDIT: actually it's 8000-10000hp lol

Broom Brooooooom

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



corpuscollossus posted:

Broom Brooooooom



NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

wait they have monster trucks outside of america?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

NecroMonster posted:

wait they have monster trucks outside of america?

Finns are basically white trash except they aren't white.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Finnish lives don't matter hth

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

My dad took me to a monster truck rally when I was about 5. I fell asleep

How? Monster trucks are the loudest thing I have ever heard.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Bigchops posted:

How? Monster trucks are the loudest thing I have ever heard.

I fell asleep during an extremely loud showing of Lord of the Rings. If you're tired enough you can sleep anywhere.

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

ROFLburger posted:

yeah but those cock suckers are using some 10 million octane jet fuel and poo poo arent they

and other cheating magic

They use nitromethane, which has less energy than gas but doesn't need as much oxygen to burn, so you can just firehose that poo poo into a motor

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

TOOT BOOT posted:

I fell asleep during an extremely loud showing of Lord of the Rings. If you're tired enough you can sleep anywhere.

I feel you dog, I fell asleep in a movie theater watching the dark knight.

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

nerd death screech posted:

I'll give you 7 inches per gallon, bitch

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