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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
said she would leave if i didnt eat her rear end

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coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
whats the rear end test op?

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
albert fish loved to eat rear end

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
whos albert fish?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jimmyjams posted:

said she would leave if i didnt eat her rear end

did you eat it?

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
:staredog:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I like to spread my wifes butt apart and blow raspberries on her butthole... call it a coco puff.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dave_Indeed posted:

I like to spread my wifes butt apart and blow raspberries on her butthole... call it a coco puff.

I like you

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

coldplay chiptunes posted:

whos albert fish?

he was a real jerk

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

coldplay chiptunes posted:

whos albert fish?

The baddest dude

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
lol if you won't eat yo girls rear end

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
If you weren't doing it already you are a terrible partner.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
So what'd you guys get on your ASSATs?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cantaloupe posted:

So what'd you guys get on your ASSATs?

scored real high on my asstats.
if you know what I mean

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

eat the rear end op

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Dave_Indeed posted:

I like to spread my wifes butt apart and blow raspberries on her butthole... call it a coco puff.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that was seriously the funniest thing I have read in like two years

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
That dentist guy that shot cecil was just trying to pass his assad test

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Try piercing your tongue and attaching anal beads - then the rimming steps up a gear

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i eat rear end

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

coldplay chiptunes posted:

whos albert fish?

searching for fish in a sea made of land, Albert fish was the kid cannibal old man

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

jimmyjams posted:

said she would leave if i didnt eat her rear end

You should watch the movie "Human Centipede" with her

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i never had to ask him he just did it (as a real man should)

sometimes i leave skittles in my can for him as a little way of saying hi, i appreciate ur butt attentions, ty for tasting my rainbow


thanks ~Salmiakki~

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Cantaloupe posted:

So what'd you guys get on your ASSATs?

69

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

is the arse test where if you ask someone if you have a hot arse because years ago i knew this woman and i asked her and she said that it was indeed a hot arse but then she went on to add "in clothes" probably because it looks lumpy kluike cottage chese i never got naked again not even to have a shower. i was brutally owned and that was the last person i ever had sex with. im ver. sad and lonely irl, ttytt iho

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

i never had to ask him he just did it (as a real man should)

sometimes i leave skittles in my can for him as a little way of saying hi, i appreciate ur butt attentions, ty for tasting my rainbow

gross

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im glad we never got marired

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

im ver. sad and lonely irl

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
rear end is more of a heat of the moment thing - I think if we actually talked about it I would not do it.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
lol if you have a SO

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
no thanks im not putting my mouth on a place where there is also poo poo

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Tell her not to keep her phone in her back pocket and you won't have this problem anymore.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

lonesomedwarf posted:

im glad we never got marired

its fun to think of what could have been tho :allears:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
why wouldn't you

you gay or something

BlastYouVileWoman
Sep 26, 2013

by Cyrano4747

a creepy colon posted:

i eat rear end

a cannibal colon

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
shitmouth eat the rear end

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

ROFLburger posted:

no thanks im not putting my mouth on a place where there is also poo poo

there are poo poo particles on literally everything your mouth touches hth

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Clipperton posted:

there are poo poo particles on literally everything your mouth touches hth
drat you're right. might as well eat actual turds and drink out of the toilet then~! hurf de durf@!!!!!

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Look at all these prudes who think you can get sick from eating poop :smugdog:

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thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
I got a finger up my butt during the best blowjob of my life.
There is nothing gay about it unless there is another dude involved.

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