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Yesterday I had 6 beers and decided I didn't want anymore. Today I drove to the liquor store and left without going in and buying anything. What's wrong with me why do I have no desire to do the only enjoyable thing there is?? Share your alcohol struggles and maybe it will inspire me to drink again
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Aug 10, 2015 01:02
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Aug 10, 2015 01:09
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my alcohol problem is that im not drinking any alcohol right now also im an alcoholic, but that's unrelated
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Aug 10, 2015 01:11
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I spent $300 on tequila and martinis this weekend
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Aug 10, 2015 01:13
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Go get some tequila and some limeade and drink your troubles away, friend. Or make 7&7s all day and use diet soda to get drunk faster and avoid excess sugar calories. This is Pantsless Hero's cheap drunk advice for the day. Toot toot.
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Aug 10, 2015 01:13
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I had an alcohol once. It tasted gross so I stopped drinking it. Alcohol tastes gross.
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Aug 10, 2015 01:15
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heres my alcohol problem: It sucks and isnt mary jane
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Aug 10, 2015 01:17
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What does black puke mean?
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Aug 10, 2015 01:20
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lol if you stop drinking for a second, even a second, just enough to allow the alcoholic haze obscuring your rational brain to lift for the single moment it would require for you to consider if you were making good decisions with your life, just lol.
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Aug 10, 2015 01:20
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SirEvelynTremble posted:What does black puke mean? Stomach bleeding, friend! Level up!
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Aug 10, 2015 01:22
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when u run out 
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Aug 10, 2015 01:22
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cheap red wine mixed with pepsi is my poison.
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Aug 10, 2015 01:45
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steinrokkan posted:cheap red wine mixed with pepsi is my poison. kill two birds with one and switch to cheerwine, friend
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Aug 10, 2015 02:05
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im almost out of beer #alcoholproblems
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Aug 10, 2015 02:10
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:im almost out of beer make your own it's easier than u think
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Aug 10, 2015 02:11
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im an alcoholic
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Aug 10, 2015 02:12
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Invisible Handjob posted:make your own it's easier than u think i got cider brewin but itll be a few days if i want it higher than 10%ish
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Aug 10, 2015 02:14
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im about to die
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Aug 10, 2015 02:15
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dad gay. so what posted:im about to die we can only pray that this isnt a fakepost
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Aug 10, 2015 02:16
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if I ran out that would be an goddamn problem
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Aug 10, 2015 02:16
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dad gay. so what posted:im about to die God bless
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Aug 10, 2015 02:18
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- hi
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why isnt beer infused with weed yet
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Aug 10, 2015 02:20
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it's only a problem op if your girlfriend gets all bitchy about your drinking, as if it's YOUR fault her grandfather and father were alcoholics
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Aug 10, 2015 02:23
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Naerasa posted:kill two birds with one and switch to cheerwine, friend Are you suggesting I should switch to a soft drink? My mix is a serious business, friend https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo
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Aug 10, 2015 02:28
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mdm posted:why isnt beer infused with weed yet hahaha no one tell him
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Aug 10, 2015 02:28
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mdm posted:why isnt beer infused with weed yet take some initiative dipshit
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Aug 10, 2015 02:39
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my main problem is they make my favorite drink at a casino like 2 hours away, and no one locally can replicate it. extremely hosed up i have to drink beer like some filthy pleb if i go out locally when i should be having a delicious mixed drink
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Aug 10, 2015 02:45
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Kuato posted:my main problem is they make my favorite drink at a casino like 2 hours away, and no one locally can replicate it. extremely hosed up i have to drink beer like some filthy pleb if i go out locally when i should be having a delicious mixed drink Ocean Book posted:take some initiative dipshit
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Aug 10, 2015 02:51
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Kuato posted:my main problem is they make my favorite drink at a casino like 2 hours away, and no one locally can replicate it. extremely hosed up i have to drink beer like some filthy pleb if i go out locally when i should be having a delicious mixed drink sorry that you are too retarded to make your own favorite drink, i guess that does sound pretty rough
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Aug 10, 2015 02:51
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Native Americans do make pretty good cocktails
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Aug 10, 2015 02:53
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Kuato posted:my main problem is they make my favorite drink at a casino like 2 hours away, and no one locally can replicate it. extremely hosed up i have to drink beer like some filthy pleb if i go out locally when i should be having a delicious mixed drink what the gently caress is your favorite drink
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Aug 10, 2015 02:58
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steinrokkan posted:cheap red wine mixed with pepsi is my poison. How do you even keep that down?
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Aug 10, 2015 03:00
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homercles posted:
If you drink it in huge quantities it doesn't need to stay down for long to have the desired effect
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Aug 10, 2015 03:03
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homercles posted:
try it, it's surprisingly good. it's like the optimal drink for the summer months, not too strong, yet strong enough to give you a buzz steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Aug 10, 2015 |
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Aug 10, 2015 03:18
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a fine addition to Goons.TXT, good job
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Aug 10, 2015 03:30
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Wow like I'm going to ever make anything on my own when these bartenders depend on the huge drunken tips I give out. What a bunch of thoughtless cretins you all are, ugh.
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Aug 10, 2015 04:10
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Cure my alcohol problem, Legalize Weed. No really, loving LEGALIZE IT, DECRIMINALIZE IT, WHATEVER THE gently caress! I'd rather be smoking weed than drinking this poo poo. gently caress! 
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Aug 10, 2015 04:15
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Today I looked at the bottle of whiskey on my counter that's 3/4 gone and I thought to myself "what the gently caress, I just loving bought that bottle"
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Aug 10, 2015 04:15
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my alcohol problem is that i hate it
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Aug 10, 2015 04:16
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Smoke weed every day
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Aug 10, 2015 04:17
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