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his humor was always so clean and family friendly
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probably either doing drugs or dead from drugs
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Aug 10, 2015 02:25
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sinbad is a funny dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvtZMngYf00
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In April 2015, Sinbad appeared in a USO show at Bagram and Kandahar Air Bases in Afghanistan. His show was well received and appreciated by all.[citation needed]
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The ever-restless Sinbad sets sail once more, with the usual result. Cast up on a desolate shore, he constructs a raft and floats down a nearby river to a great city. Here the chief of the merchants weds Sinbad to his daughter, names him his heir, and conveniently dies. The inhabitants of this city are transformed once a month into birds, and Sinbad has one of the bird-people carry him to the uppermost reaches of the sky, where he hears the angels glorifying God, "whereat I wondered and exclaimed, 'Praised be God! Extolled be the perfection of God!'" But no sooner are the words out than there comes fire from heaven which all but consumes the bird-men. The bird-people are angry with Sinbad and set him down on a mountain-top, where he meets two youths who are the servants of God and who give him a golden staff; returning to the city, Sinbad learns from his wife that the bird-men are devils, although she and her father are not of their number. And so, at his wife's suggestion, Sinbad sells all his possessions and returns with her to Baghdad, where at last he resolves to live quietly in the enjoyment of his wealth, and to seek no more adventures. Burton includes a variant of the seventh tale, in which Haroun al-Rashid asks Sinbad to carry a return gift to the king of Serendib. Sinbad replies, "By Allah the Omnipotent, O my lord, I have taken a loathing to wayfare, and when I hear the words 'Voyage' or 'Travel,' my limbs tremble". He then tells the Caliph of his misfortune filled voyages; Haroun agrees that with such a history "thou dost only right never even to talk of travel". Nevertheless, a command of the Caliph is not to be negated, and Sinbad sets forth on this, his uniquely diplomatic voyage. The king of Serendib is well pleased with the Caliph's gifts (which include, among other things, the food tray of King Solomon) and showers Sinbad with his favour. On the return voyage the usual catastrophe strikes: Sinbad is captured and sold into slavery. His master sets him to shooting elephants with a bow and arrow, which he does until the king of the elephants carries him off to the elephants' graveyard. Sinbad's master is so pleased with the huge quantities of ivory in the graveyard that he sets Sinbad free, and Sinbad returns to Baghdad, rich with ivory and gold. "Here I went in to the Caliph and, after saluting him and kissing hands, informed him of all that had befallen me; whereupon he rejoiced in my safety and thanked Almighty Allah; and he made my story be written in letters of gold. I then entered my house and met my family and brethren: and such is the end of the history that happened to me during my seven voyages. Praise be to Allah, the One, the Creator, the Maker of all things in Heaven and Earth!". In some versions we return to the frame story, in which Sinbad the Porter may receive a final generous gift from Sinbad the Sailor. In other versions the story cycle ends here, and there is no further mention of Sinbad the Porter.
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Aug 10, 2015 02:51
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He's still around.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:11
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Deez nutz killed him
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Houseguest was amazing
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Aug 10, 2015 03:54
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He was in an epidode of always sunny
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Aug 10, 2015 04:08
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Bet it was the stop motion cyclops got him in the end. Dude got too cocky IMO, he should've respected natures more dangerous creatures and stayed home
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Aug 10, 2015 04:08
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Sin... bad?
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EugeneJ posted:Houseguest was amazing no it wasn't
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Aug 10, 2015 04:15
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no it wasn't gently caress you
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EugeneJ posted:gently caress you it was a bad movie, don't get mad at me about it
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Aug 10, 2015 04:22
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he was like, just on the marc maron podcast with marc marin. why dont u fuckin listen to it if you're that goddamn concerned with him op gently caress
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Matey posted:he was like, just on the marc maron podcast with marc marin. why dont u fuckin listen to it if you're that goddamn concerned with him op gently caress That was obama retard. Lemme guess we all look alike ?
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:That was obama retard. Lemme guess we all look alike ? all you moores look the same
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Aug 10, 2015 05:03
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Sinbad was born David Adkins in Benton Harbor, Michigan on November 10, 1956 lol
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:That was obama retard. Lemme guess we all look alike ? bitch i will kick you in the dick/oval office
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Aug 10, 2015 05:11
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i don't think i've seen/heard any of his stuff but there's a nearby casino that i hear advertising him performing there probably at least once a year, so uh, he started performing at the emerald queen casino in washington a bunch, i guess
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Aug 10, 2015 05:34
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He got abducted by aliens and forced to work a shawarma king. Unfortunately he lost his arms and legs helping Jeff Fischer escape the same aliens and died. He traveled through space with Jeff till Jeff was again captured by aliens and disected.
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fivethree posted:his humor was always so clean and family friendly he was fictional, op
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Aug 10, 2015 06:26
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While we're on the subject of whatever happened to people, whatever happened to Ja Rule? Dude just up and stopped making music.
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Aug 10, 2015 06:35
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no it wasn't you shut your bitch mouf
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Batterypowered7 posted:While we're on the subject of whatever happened to people, whatever happened to Ja Rule? Dude just up and stopped making music. He fell through the cracks. Like a literal crack in the sidewalk
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Aug 10, 2015 06:37
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he's a space ghost now
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Aug 10, 2015 06:40
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men be acting all like zombies at the mall
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sin is actually cool, not bad
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snakeandbake posted:sin is actually cool, not bad he's 80s bad. the name checks out
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Aug 10, 2015 07:11
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 He finally got the turboman doll.
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Aug 10, 2015 07:12
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Claymation skeletons got him.
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God needed his angel back
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I saw one of his more recent acts on youtube a year or so ago, it was reasonably funny and clean. He also did some decent improv. But over half the act was "I'm divorced yall" which was kind of a turn off.
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psymonkey posted:I saw one of his more recent acts on youtube a year or so ago, it was reasonably funny and clean. He also did some decent improv. Why would that be a turn off? Sounds like he's back on the market. You should go for it.
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#2 black freckleman
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last i heard from him he was on Hollywood Handbook
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Sinbad was shot by officer Darren Wilson in St. Louis on 8/9/14
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He moved to North Korea actually
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