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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/hey-bacon-hipsters-when-has-cruelty-ever-been-cool/

quote:

Bacon is the modern cigarette. It has become a fashionable way of rebelling against proper health, the environment, and the lives of others. The Bacon Hipsters are the new rebels sans cause, and letting everyone know that bacon is so important to them by sporting bacon strip tattoos and t-shirts that state “meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder” is just silly.

There are plenty of bacon alternatives (and I’m not talking about ribs) that provide the crispy, greasy, salty, smoky nostalgia that is so “in” right now. Try this Coconut Bacon recipe, or this Shiitake Bacon recipe.

If you think bacon is cool, do us all a favor and go buy that pack of cigarettes instead. It’s the far more humane thing to do (detrimental personal health effects aside).

do u eat bacon? is bacon "cool" 2 u? is bacon "over" [via health food] [via meme food]? is bacon the new mens rights movement? r u a BRA?

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
They test bacon on animals you twat

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

always

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
img ay

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
is she wrong?

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Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe


scratch that

im gay lawson

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

Bacon is good

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
bacon is a hipster food now?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I was eating bacon before it was cool.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

reddit liker posted:



scratch that

im gay lawson

gay's right, it's not all about me, it's all about how great pigs taste

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
bacon is a vegetable, lmao!

*grows up to shill bacon salt on youtube webseries that puts bacon on every foodstuff and has a stare of a man who is dead inside*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
No but seriously it's okay to be cruel to pigs because they are the worst barnyard animal.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


feral pigs destroy the ecosystem of anywhere they get loose, we should be eating more of them

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
The tastiest pork is from a pig that has been fed human remains

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
You don't wanna be eatin' no boar-tainted meat, son

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
all swine is disgusting and not halal

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

dumb idiot author posted:

rebels sans cause

stopped reading when i got to this gay phrase

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



I don't eat bacon.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
I dont really care for bacon.

Its nice sometimes, but I dont seek it out or buy it.

Its fine if its already on something.

Things should not be wrapped in bacon. Thats dumb and bad.

I hope this helps you so much OP!

Bless you!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
OP Why Do You Type Like This. It's Very Weird.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I dont really care for bacon.

Its nice sometimes, but I dont seek it out or buy it.

Its fine if its already on something.

Things should not be wrapped in bacon. Thats dumb and bad.

I hope this helps you so much OP!

Bless you!



Maybe you should buy some raw bacon and try to fashion it into whatever genitals you wanna have that week haha

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I cook bacon then I put it in the trash. That way I get to rebel and stay healthy.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I liked it when Lot's wife got turned into a pillar of salt.

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Bacon sucks.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Peta posted:

Bacon sucks.

now that just isn't true

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

reddit liker posted:



scratch that

im gay lawson

betting she hasn't been eaten in a while

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

a creepy colon posted:

Maybe you should buy some raw bacon and try to fashion it into whatever genitals you wanna have that week haha

Whoa there Tex. Go ahead and slow your roll.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I once made bacon - get some pork back, cover it in new layer of salt every day until all the juices have leaked out. Air for a few days and you have bacon

I hung mine on the inside of stair cupboard door - keeps it away from the flies. Also keeps vegetarians away

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Sausage is better imo.
I guess that means I'm gay.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SirEvelynTremble posted:

I once made bacon - get some pork back, cover it in new layer of salt every day until all the juices have leaked out. Air for a few days and you have bacon

I hung mine on the inside of stair cupboard door - keeps it away from the flies. Also keeps vegetarians away

howd it taste?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

howd it taste?

It was really nice. Quite salty

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

SirEvelynTremble posted:

It was really nice. Quite salty

Not about cum ^^^

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Whoa there Tex. Go ahead and slow your roll.

he loving burned you like a piece of overcooked bacon. how does that ownage feel, science project?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Horniest Manticore posted:

he loving burned you like a piece of overcooked bacon. how does that ownage feel, science project?

lol

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Whoa there Tex. Go ahead and slow your roll.

I thought you stopped posting. Could you stop posting again? also kill yourself thanks.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Demonachizer posted:

I thought you stopped posting. Could you stop posting again? also kill yourself thanks.

Yeah yeah, I know, im not a person. Im just a walking joke.

I dont think bacon should be in, or on, ice cream. Thats Salt and Straw poo poo is gross.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Yeah yeah, I know, im not a person. Im just a walking joke.

I dont think bacon should be in, or on, ice cream. Thats Salt and Straw poo poo is gross.

jokes have punchlines

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Im just a walking joke.

walk on out of these forums/this mortal coil.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

jokes have punchlines

oh, there's a line to punch preopmonkey all right

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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


BACON IS A THING YOU EAT WITH BREAKFAST


YOU EAT SOME WITH YOUR BREAKFAST IF YOU WANT TO HAVE BACON WITH YOUR BREAKFAST





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