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Metanaut posted:>take a big poo poo
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> Roll in bloody snow. While you're at it, build a blood snowman.
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Aug 10, 2015 15:55
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Gridlocked posted:
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Aug 10, 2015 16:19
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Gridlocked posted:
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Aug 10, 2015 16:24
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Gridlocked posted:How has no one said:
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Aug 10, 2015 16:25
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> Examine can to see whether it is lead soldered If yes, there's really no way to treat lead poisoning without modern chelation therapy, especially stranded in the Arctic so go into the tent and > Drop can > Euthanise remnants of Franklin's crew with knife   Then regardless of the above > Go to the Erebus and Terror > Take sled and supplies suitable for a lengthly Arctic trek > Find the thickest and biggest piece of brass on the Erebus and engrave it with the words "Time travelling Stephen Harper has doomed us all!" > Leave engraved brass on the Erebus in an obvious but secured location > Travel by dead reckoning (or compass if you can find one) in a Sou'-Sou'-Easterly direction
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Aug 10, 2015 17:47
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>Become X > Give it to them 
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Aug 10, 2015 17:48
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> close thread
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Aug 10, 2015 18:03
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Gridlocked posted:How has no one said:
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Aug 10, 2015 18:16
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use knife on tent
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Aug 10, 2015 18:28
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If you're only going to respond to stuff you planned on drawing, just slap the drawings up one by one so we can see what's on the grave markers and the dead dogs and poo poo instead of fifty pages of goons spamming 'hilarious' suggestions that just get ignored Or just make a screen that says 'I don't know what that is' and slam that up 200 times
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Aug 10, 2015 19:23
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Gridlocked posted:How has no one said: Feeling restless, you decide to take the time to construct a figure out of some of the nearby snow. The snow is extremely powdery and doesn't stick together very well, but you're able to use some of the dark red snow nearby to make the process easier. The reddish coloring turns out to be perfect to make a pair of pants, and you use some stones nearby to form a large stack for its hair. Oddly, you notice some large bones strewn about nearby. What luck - they make for perfect arms.  You step back and admire your work. This took nearly a half an hour, and you feel very cold. bensnotacat posted:>using your knife, rip open the side wall of the tent  You pull out your knife and slit into the side of the tent flap, pulling back the canvas to peer inside.  As you look inside, you can't help but retch loudly at the horrible stench that washes over you. Three men are laying huddled together in the center of the tent, their faces dark and black. They appear to have been sleeping, but one slowly opens his eyes and meets your gaze. He is silent. > 
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Aug 10, 2015 20:09
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The Dyatlov Pass Incident (GBS Edition)
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Aug 10, 2015 20:15
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>Ask if there's room for a fourth. If they wonder if it's to conserve body heat say "sure."
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Aug 10, 2015 20:16
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brandish a goku arm bone and demand they explain themselves
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Aug 10, 2015 20:17
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>Unzip pants and ask "Mind if I join you?".
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Aug 10, 2015 20:18
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>open the can with the knife and dump the contents on those smelly bastards
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Aug 10, 2015 20:19
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>Turn your jacket Inside-out like fresh prince. >Ask if your can join their black panther party.
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Aug 10, 2015 20:22
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>kick some snow at them and see what they do
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Aug 10, 2015 20:29
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> teabag all of them, starting with the guys whose eyes are closed
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Aug 10, 2015 20:39
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>Ask "Hot enough for ya?" and give a knowing laugh
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Aug 10, 2015 21:10
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Banana Canada posted:> Examine can to see whether it is lead soldered This. Next adventure!
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Aug 10, 2015 21:32
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>throw knife
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Aug 10, 2015 22:24
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If they're huddled together because they're cold then obviously you should set them on fire for maximum warmth.
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Aug 10, 2015 22:33
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Steal the sleeping bags and make them into an extra warm survival suit.
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Aug 10, 2015 22:36
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> quickly begin deconstructing tent and piling snow on top of it.
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Aug 10, 2015 23:06
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Aw hell yeah > hit awake guy wiith snowball, right in the eyes, make sure there's some ice in thhat fucker too
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Aug 10, 2015 23:13
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>Drop trousers, display, prolapse anus.
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Aug 10, 2015 23:31
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what's that sound? definitely the tent material flapping in the breeze and not a big fart you just ripped
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Aug 11, 2015 00:11
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> enter sleeping bag
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Aug 11, 2015 00:14
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Ask "Hot enough for ya?" and give a knowing laugh
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Aug 11, 2015 00:52
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>defile corpses
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Aug 11, 2015 02:12
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>build a snow freeza
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Aug 11, 2015 02:16
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>In a panic from the shock about the uncanny scene, strike the man with eyes open with the knife, then recoil in horror about your actions
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Aug 11, 2015 02:31
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> Thoroughly search their colons for items of value
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Aug 11, 2015 02:54
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>poo poo pants
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Aug 11, 2015 03:23
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>force these men to fight Snoku
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Aug 11, 2015 04:31
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lmao at this threads rating vs content
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Aug 11, 2015 04:33
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>Pee in man's eyes or >Kick/Throw snow in man's eyes
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Aug 11, 2015 05:10
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> Fold up the tent and stuff it up your rear end along with the grave rocks, bloody snow, regular snow, pee snow, scope, severed dick, snow goku, those people, and piss soaked pants. > Just stuff everything up your rear end.
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