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President Kucinich posted:> Fold up the tent and stuff it up your rear end along with the grave rocks, bloody snow, regular snow, pee snow, scope, severed dick, snow goku, those people, and piss soaked pants.
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Atma posted:Feeling restless, you decide to take the time to construct a figure out of some of the nearby snow. The snow is extremely powdery and doesn't stick together very well, but you're able to use some of the dark red snow nearby to make the process easier. The reddish coloring turns out to be perfect to make a pair of pants, and you use some stones nearby to form a large stack for its hair. 
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President Kucinich posted:> Fold up the tent and stuff it up your rear end along with the grave rocks, bloody snow, regular snow, pee snow, scope, severed dick, snow goku, those people, and piss soaked pants.
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Aug 11, 2015 05:29
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>Attempt to seduce opened-eyed man
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>pee on the 3 men, they look cold
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lol the OP can't update because literally every post since the last update has been something ironic like "stuff snow in rear end". For the first three pages he could at least latch onto the 1-in-10 useable action. VVVV edit: this guy is way more organized than I gave him credit for VVVV Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Aug 11, 2015 |
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President Kucinich posted:> Fold up the tent and stuff it up your rear end along with the grave rocks, bloody snow, regular snow, pee snow, scope, severed dick, snow goku, those people, and piss soaked pants. If there's one thing you know about survival, it's that you must always be prepared. It's better to have more than you need than find yourself under-supplied. You eagerly begin piling objects into your anal cavity. Anything and everything is considered fair game to you. If it's not bolted to the wall, it must be in you.  In the midst of sliding one of snow Goku's bone arms between your cheeks, you feel a sharp, sudden pain on the back of your neck. The snow is now very close to your face, then all fades to black. You are dead. ------------------ RELOADING CHECKPOINT ------------------- Sole.Sushi posted:>Ask "Hot enough for ya?" and give a knowing laugh You snicker at the man beneath the blankets, "Hot enough for ya?" He rises very slowly, eyes unblinking.  "No..." he says in a weak voice. "No, in fact... I am very... very cold..." He is reaching for something beneath his coat. > 
Atma fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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Aug 11, 2015 06:49
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Chomp8645 posted:lol the OP can't update because literally every post since the last update has been something ironic like "stuff snow in rear end". This is irrelevant. The game accepts the highest voted action. It doesn't care what the action is - but there must be a highest voted action. Sometimes two actions resolve if enough votes for multiple actions go through.
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<throw knife at man <rush man now you have initiative <grapple <wow I had an uncanny feeling this guy was nasty and it turns out ....
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SirEvelynTremble posted:<throw knife at man >throw can at man >rush man now that you have initiative >stab man in face with knife
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Aug 11, 2015 06:57
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> Ask about Sir John Franklin
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> dance the dance of the 7 veils to him
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>pull tent down over crazy dude >piss on collapsed tent
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Hogge Wild posted:> dance the dance of the 7 veils to him
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>Flex your back to look bigger and establish your dominance
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>poop a big pile of warm steaming poop onto the ground and then run away
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>burn a drop of your own blood to prove you're not the thing
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Ahundredbux posted:>burn a drop of your own blood to prove you're not the thing This
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>Look confused, tell the man "Really? Because I just came in from the outside and it's a loving tropical paradise! I had the best pina colada in--get this--a real coconut shell down east!"
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>squeeze with all your might to piss a stream straight into the man's eyes and take his machete
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>steal his spot in between the man sandwich
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>ask him what his deal is
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Badgers posted:>ask him what his deal is
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Badgers posted:>ask him what his deal is
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Hogge Wild posted:> dance the dance of the 7 veils to him This
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Badgers posted:>ask him what his deal is
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Hogge Wild posted:> dance the dance of the 7 veils to him
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>deliver cobra punch to potential assailant, followed by flying scissor kick
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flip ur knife around and take a cool knife-fighting stance and say "hands where I can see em, you undead homo!"
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>Leave tent quickly, and chant satanic ritual to breathe unholy life into the snow goku to become your personal bodyguard.
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Badgers posted:>ask him what his deal is also ask if he'd like a hand beezy
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carrion kit posted:lmao at this threads rating vs content
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Badgers posted:>ask him what his deal is
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>go dennis
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GentlemanBrofro posted:>go dennis >Demonstrate value
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Badgers posted:>ask him what his deal is
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Atma posted:If there's one thing you know about survival, it's that you must always be prepared. It's better to have more than you need than find yourself under-supplied. >glass of tea
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Hogge Wild posted:> dance the dance of the 7 veils to him You know the warmth of dance can melt the ice of any man's heart. Drawing from your past experience in theater, you carefully execute the seductive dance of the seven veils, grabbing the blankets from the ground to use as props. While whirling and spinning, you notice one of the other men has risen from sleep. The other lays completely motionless.  After finishing, you bend over, breathing heavily and slightly exhausted. You feel a sharp pain on the back of your neck. The last thing you smell is the filthy floor of the tent. You die. ------------------ RELOADING CHECKPOINT ------------------------- Badgers posted:>ask him what his deal is "Hey man," you ask as he pulls a long knife from under his coat, "What's your deal?"  He walks slowly forward, kicking one of the other men to wake him up. "You... shouldn't be here," he wheezes softly, "None of us... should be here... You'll bring her back to us... You'll make her angry again." He brandishes his knife, eyes never blinking. "We will make it right again..." >
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Aug 11, 2015 20:06
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>exit tent >use knife on rope
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> draw your knife and duel that guy
Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Aug 11, 2015 |
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