Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

the fact that people label foot fetishists so creepy when in fact someone who does this has to at least be aware that scat fetishes exist leads me to believe that most people just divert the shame of their scat fetish on foot fetishists. why would women spend like 60+ bucks every week or two on pedicures to pretty up a part of their body thats covered up a lot of the day anyway if they aren't at least aware that some men are attracted to what they're spending large chunks of their paychecks on? i think you're overestimating how "creepy" any sexually normal adult female thinks foot fetishists are; maybe goons all live in rural nebraska or something and have never met any women who would find foot play pretty "tame" on their resume of sexual experiences but i sure loving have, in spades. another case in point are the thousands of girls who decide to pose for foot fetish sites who obviously choose to do so because porn is "too much". you wouldn't see the same girls doing any making GBS threads into other girls mouths videos thats for sure. i can understand the sheer inability to understand the fetish; as I really don't "get" most of the myriad of other fetishes out there. but it's for this same reason that you should understand other peoples fetishes, especially as one as innocous as feet on the grand list of "fetish categories" that are out there. in our crazy world of the lord 2015 its kinda just whack if you're priding yourself on your vanilla grow old watching reality tv show and going to church on sunday sexuality.

Found the foot fetishist

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
dude im into gay poo poo, furry poo poo, bestiality, financial dominance, watersports congrats tho detective

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Foot binding is sooo sexy


a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

youre dumb as gently caress both of those things have evolutionary value while dudes being attracted to feet have crossed wires in their broken brains

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



trigonsareNOThomo posted:

dude im into gay poo poo, furry poo poo, bestiality, financial dominance, watersports congrats tho detective

hit me up i'm a financial dominatrix

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

dude im into gay poo poo, furry poo poo, bestiality, financial dominance, watersports congrats tho detective

wow can we ban this guy?

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

a creepy colon posted:

youre dumb as gently caress both of those things have evolutionary value while dudes being attracted to feet have crossed wires in their broken brains

can you tell me what the scientific names for the wires are that make people make angry threads about other peoples sexuality

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

a creepy colon posted:

wow can we ban this guy?

user "a creepy colon" keeping the something awful forums weirdo free since 2004

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

can you tell me what the scientific names for the wires are that make people make angry threads about other peoples sexuality

Its called the "not being a snippy angry little human being nerd gland"

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Phlegmish posted:

hit me up i'm a financial dominatrix

if u were u would have posted rates

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Its called the "not being a snippy angry little human being nerd gland"

im also attracted to glands

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

memy posted:

Found the foot fetishist

need to make a bingo sheet imo

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

he and i hosed

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
one time i was banging a chick missionary style,
then pulled out and held her feet together and thrust a few times...
I don't get feet stuff. Black people seem to have this fetish disproportionately in my experience.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
"So i went on a date with this guy, but he was a face fetishist.... he kept telling me i had pretty eyes and he liked my smile. He even wanted to do mouth sex stuff, so i kicked him out, doesnt that creep know that theres no evolutionary purpose to that?"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

memy posted:

Found the foot fetishist

lol he edited that post out

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
mmmmmmm honeypot kinda dull, 3/10

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Darth123123 posted:

lol he edited that post out

lol

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

user "a creepy colon" keeping the something awful forums weirdo free since 2004

when this forum was good it banned furries and other gross ppl like you, ya

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a creepy colon posted:

when this forum was good it banned furries and other gross ppl like you, ya

People also got banned for spelling and punctuation errors. Truly those were the halcyon days of SomethingAwfulDotComLLC

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

a creepy colon posted:

when this forum was good it banned furries and other gross ppl like you, ya

You would have been banned for writing "ppl" in those times, gently caress off with your "creepy" and "gross" labels wtf is this Mean Girls

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
If you don't like feet you never have had a foot job.

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
Of course OP hasn't, he probably hasn't even had a prostate massage.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

look goon, I'm not saying people are going over the top here on a harmless fetish for laughs, but why'd you edit that out?

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

At least he used an Oxford comma.

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
do i strike you as someone who makes sense

The General
Mar 4, 2007


boom boom boom posted:

hat's the difference beteen attractive and ugly feet?

Attractive feet are on women, ugly feet are on guys.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
at least a foot is part of a real person

It's also not Poo
Violence or gore
Cartoons
Animals
Inanimate Objects
vore
inflation poo poo
feeders


On the list of creepy fetish stuff foot fetishists barely register. They're just goofy weirdos, like quentin tarantino

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

do i strike you as someone who makes sense

no, just as an embarrassed footish dude

Mad Lupine
Feb 18, 2011

all the things you said
running through my head

John Denver Hoxha posted:

"So i went on a date with this guy, but he was a face fetishist.... he kept telling me i had pretty eyes and he liked my smile. He even wanted to do mouth sex stuff, so i kicked him out, doesnt that creep know that theres no evolutionary purpose to that?"

You're either a moron or a troll. Either way, you're a moron.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

can you tell me what the scientific names for the wires are that make people make angry threads about other peoples sexuality

it's called the "why do foot fetishists think it's ok to compliment girls feet in public" wire

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
i knew the world's only female foot fetishist. she was out of her mind, unsurprisingly

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I'm into beautiful naked ladies. That's my fetish. It's a little out there, but I'm not ashamed.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Zzulu posted:

at least a foot is part of a real person

It's also not Poo
Violence or gore
Cartoons
Animals
Inanimate Objects
vore
inflation poo poo
feeders


On the list of creepy fetish stuff foot fetishists barely register. They're just goofy weirdos, like quentin tarantino
seriousposting i smy fetish

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I find it less creepy and more just stupid as hell.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
A bunch of losers who never came on their lovers feet or will know the joy of putting their big toe in a chicks cooch ITT

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

A bunch of losers who never came on their lovers feet or will know the joy of putting their big toe in a chicks cooch ITT

drat thats gross

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what do you do while your trying to cum on your girls feet and whats she doing. is she just like, oh yeah baby soak my feet

thats weird

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

it's just gross and/or stupid

  • Locked thread