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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

A bunch of losers who never came on their lovers feet or will know the joy of putting their big toe in a chicks cooch ITT

I can only imagine how awful it would be do have someone's icy cold feet going into a lady's cooch.

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SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Ah yes. The erotic sensation of a scratchy big toe with thick toenails entering your vagina. No.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

How do you even develop a foot fetish? Like did you have to be abused by feet when you were a child or what?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
giving his girl foot fungus in the vagina. horrible

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BigBoss posted:

I'm into beautiful naked ladies. That's my fetish. It's a little out there, but I'm not ashamed.

This, just with an extra dash of boobs.

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006

i lost

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFAozYmmjWs

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


various cheeses posted:

How do you even develop a foot fetish? Like did you have to be abused by feet when you were a child or what?

Supposedly people like that have something wrong with their brain where the wiring for sexy is wrong and connects to feet.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



netally posted:

Ah yes. The erotic sensation of a scratchy big toe with thick toenails entering your vagina. No.

that's how you know she's a keeper if she puts up with that. pretty much all my dates end with me trying to ram my scurvy big toe in there

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I didn't read the thread because it's just people getting or pretending to be outraged about nothing

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
bluh bluh bluh bluh

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

muscles like this? posted:

Supposedly people like that have something wrong with their brain where the wiring for sexy is wrong and connects to feet.

It is because feet are covered up and considered "taboo" that some people turn this into a sexual thing. It's the same for other body parts, though I don't know why feet are the most popular. Maybe it's because feet are like hidden hands, IDK.

Also http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toe+cleavage

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013

Wicker Man posted:

I can only imagine how awful it would be do have someone's icy cold feet going into a lady's cooch.

I have not done so, but a friend told me of a "toe job"... When you are getting a blow job, use your big toe to rub the clit or stick it in there. Probably unhygenic but hey, as long as everybody gets theirs...

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

i have a foot fetish AMA

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Away all Goats posted:

i have a foot fetish AMA

i asked likt e dozen already answer them

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



HJB posted:

It is because feet are covered up and considered "taboo" that some people turn this into a sexual thing. It's the same for other body parts, though I don't know why feet are the most popular. Maybe it's because feet are like hidden hands, IDK.

Also http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toe+cleavage

somr people are into handjobs and when you think about it a foot is like a repurposed, oddly shaped hand

which makes me wonder if there are people on porn streams who angrily demand that the woman keep her hands in center frame at all times

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

muscles like this? posted:

Supposedly people like that have something wrong with their brain where the wiring for sexy is wrong and connects to feet.

The nerves for the feet are adjacent to the nerves for genitals in the brain. Sometimes if a persons genitals are removed they can achieve orgasm by having their feet touched.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
goons busting out armchair psychology/:biotruths: to construct a narrative about why people have completely random paraphilias are worse than any foot fetishist

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Makes me think about why vore fetishist are so into the idea of being inside of someone? I mean if it's the idea of being engulfed in warm flesh, that's why you just stick your dick in. Why they gotta complicate poo poo?

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
get out the ebt cards boys, meet the vajankle

:nws: http://imgur.com/qqoj9yI :nws:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Vin BioEthanol posted:

get out the ebt cards boys, meet the vajankle

:nws: http://imgur.com/qqoj9yI :nws:

Oh cool, new halloween shoes for your kids.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Aren't feet the most fetishized body part behind like, boobs, rear end, and legs? There's probably far more foot fetishists than just the creepy men who are vocal about it.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
But make good movies

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Vin BioEthanol posted:

get out the ebt cards boys, meet the vajankle

:nws: http://imgur.com/qqoj9yI :nws:

Does it come in both left and right? No wait! Hear me out I don't want to gently caress it. What I want to do is see if there are fleshlights made from other body parts and see if I can build a man entirely from fleshlights: A Frankenlight, if you will.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Sleeveless posted:

goons busting out armchair psychology/:biotruths: to construct a narrative about why people have completely random paraphilias are worse than any foot fetishist

let me explain to you why fat people are the way they are. *rolls out mile long track-fed printer paper document* ahem:

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
*is woman*

*gets $50 pedicure*

*spends hours painting toenails*

*buys $250 open toe high heels*

*dates guy*

Guy: Your feet are nice.

goon: OH MY GOD WHAT A loving DISGUSTING IDIOT

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
My fetish is sex with men

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Right in the butt

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NjbGr2nk2c

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

cram me sideways posted:

*is woman*

*gets $50 pedicure*

*spends hours painting toenails*

*buys $250 open toe high heels*

*dates guy*

Guy: Your feet are nice.

goon: OH MY GOD WHAT A loving DISGUSTING IDIOT

What's the sexiest footwear n your opinion?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

how does a foot fetish start anyway?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

cram me sideways posted:

let me explain to you why fat people are the way they are. *rolls out mile long track-fed printer paper document* ahem:

I think goons are just jealous that being autistic isn't actually a superpower like it is on network police procedurals

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

toggle posted:

how does a foot fetish start anyway?

Probably you start by not really having a fetish but just thinking "Hey feet are pretty sexy nothing wrong with that." Then you start hearing talk about foot fetishes and you're reading threads and on a whim you start looking for sexy feet compilation videos. In the middle of one you start to get hard and think, "what the hell why not?" Then you're pretty much caught in the downward spiral. You find yourself 10 years older, wandering the city streets, paying hipster college students for their dirty wool bike socks.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
why would you want to gently caress anything, let alone someone's urine or feces hole

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Fansy posted:

why would you want to gently caress anything, let alone someone's urine or feces hole

this is why you go bottom

getting hosed makes sense. doing the loving is for chumps and manual laborers

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
at least the guys who want to be swallowed alive by a woman still like us.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Say what you will about foot fetishists but at least they're actually attracted to a part of a human being. Panty fetishists are the worst, like how do you get turned on by a triangle of fabric

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
Are there stinky sock vending machines in Japan?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



i'm selling my stinky socks if anyone is into that. i am a japanese schoolgirl, at least, in spirit

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

thewireguy posted:

Are there stinky sock vending machines in Japan?

Cartoon girls don't wear real socks

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