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SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
sometimes it makes me sad but then i remember AT LEAST I"M NOT LIKE THE GOONS ON GBS WHO HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT ALL LMAO GET REKT FAG8TS

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
what happened in june of 2008?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Nooner posted:

what happened in june of 2008?

santorum

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

what happened in june of 2008?

a lady got drunk

too drunk

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

what happened in june of 2008?

there was an alleged rape

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
YEAH ALL U FUCCBOIS ARE JEALOS OF ME AND MY HUGE rear end FUCKIN DICK

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol where is ramus he has a micro penis I bet it would look even tinyer next to the OP's Macrodonger

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO WORK FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS THEN GO FUCKIN DRINK UNTIL I FORGET MY PROBLEMS

SUCK IT BITCHES

Nyagato
Apr 6, 2009
You should have more sex op

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Sex 2015 isn't that much better than Sex 2008, I would just wait for 2020 at this point

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
YEAH YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE POSTS...........THAT DONT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyagato
Apr 6, 2009
Sex isn't an anual thing. You can do it every day if you want

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
MAYBE I LIKE BEING ALONE DID YOU FUCBOIS EVER THINGK OF THAT??????MAYBE I PREFER TO GO HOME AND DRINK AND WATCH MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC BECAUSE AT LEAST I WOUPLD BE ACCEPTED IN :PONYVILLE. UNLIKE THIS FUCKIN rear end WORLD

JonasSalk
May 27, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Nyagato posted:

Sex isn't an anual thing. You can do it every day if you want

Hire a prostitute, op. I hear they'll at least finger bang anybody. Just don't poo poo on the hand that pleasures you, bro.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

SKELETON GHOST posted:

SUCK IT BITCHES

like its 2008

grats op

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
I CANT HIRE AN ESCORT THEY WILL BE DISGUSTED BY MY HUSK

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I had sex two days ago. It was good.

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
YEAH????? WELL UH SORRY BUT IM NOT INTO GAY SHIUT

JonasSalk
May 27, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

RaceBannon posted:

I had sex two days ago. It was good.

Yo, I also had sex two days ago and I concur that it was great. Did a brother also walk in on you?

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
SO WHAT DID YOU GUYS gently caress EACH OTHER??????????IN THE FUCKIN rear end????????? LMAO NO THANKS BRO

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
im sorry ur so mad OP i hope u feel better soon by dribbling your pathetic weak sperm into some dumb whore's oval office it will probably solve all your horrible life problems for sure :)

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
OP in 4 months: Yeah, make it say "2015 sucked".

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

JonasSalk posted:

Yo, I also had sex two days ago and I concur that it was great. Did a brother also walk in on you?

Nah. Had the sex and then watched some episodes of Bar Rescue on tv.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nooner posted:

what happened in june of 2008?

OP was in jail and dropped the soap.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

My user name also involves skeletons, and I haven't been laid since march 2007. Coincidence? I think not.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

SKELETON GHOST posted:

NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME I AM GOING TO WORK FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS THEN GO FUCKIN DRINK UNTIL I FORGET MY PROBLEMS

SUCK IT BITCHES

Enjoy your 3hr shift at McDonald's (hint that's why you suck at the sex)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
All these skeletons posting are making me thirsty

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Married skeletons itt

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
just go to your nearest dive bar, offer to buy gals drinks, tell whoever accepts that theyre the most beautiful girl in there, keep the flattery going and your luck will soon change

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
are you worried you might have lost your sex powers op?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
another pro tip: workout till you have a veiny adonis belt

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Nooner posted:

what happened in june of 2008?

Obama

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
hate to tell you this op but if you hadn't locked down a chick by around 2011 or 2012 they all expect you to "eat the booty like groceries" these days

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I haven't touched a puss since 1987

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
That was a very special time for me too SKELETON GHOST

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Mods please move this to E/N I'm worried for the OP.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
when people post stay safe poverty ghost this is not what they meant

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
keep up the good work op

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i much prefer getting my hair washed by a woman with long finger nails over sex

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