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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I have not had sex since June of 2008
 
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Jun 30, 2002

 I sexored just the other day and it was nice. Banged the wife real good on the living room floor before going to the bedroom to finish off.

I'm sorry, OP. You're missing out on one of the simplest free pleasures of life itself.

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Lonos Oboe posted:

Just to update:

I got blown last night while she fingered herself to completion. She wanted to finish me off but she had a long day and I wanted her to enjoy her orgasm bliss so I just left it at that and we fell asleep in each others arms. I don't need to cum every time. I mean I know it's there for me when I really want it.

Edit: She is real! I can find a whole bunch of tumblr posters who will back me up.

I think it's great that ever since your dad died, you've taken such good care of your mother.

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