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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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OH BOY I DID ANOTHER ONE!

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Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Hodgepodge posted:

OH BOY I DID ANOTHER ONE!



Hey, bumping this thread is a good idea!

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006


GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
I like these, the last several posts have been very good. I hope this thread lives forever.

Hodgepodge
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MORE. MORE CARDS.

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Cards for the Card God. Memes for the Throne of Memes:

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A legend in his own time <3 <3 <3

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Okay one more then I'm done for the night:



(Needs a Future Sight frame imo)

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Hodgepodge posted:

Okay one more then I'm done for the night:



(Needs a Future Sight frame imo)



Those M15 frames are really ugly.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006


Thought about including flavor text referencing that disturbed woman quoted by this forums poster's avatar and tagline, but it made me too uncomfortable.

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This thread needs election-themed reprints of actual cards:



Deep Hurting posted:

Those M15 frames are really ugly.

Yeah. Sometimes that's fitting though :suicide:

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Chamale
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I'm helping!



Hodgepodge posted:

This thread needs election-themed reprints of actual cards:



Deep Hurting
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Hodgepodge
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It's a pity that Banding was such an ugly mess rules-wise; it was great as flavour.

Bands with Other was just the worst :negative:

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
I liked banding, being able to redistribute damage was pretty cool. The problem was that whether it was worth anything was super situational, and the creatures that had it tended to be the ones that couldn't realistically use it...

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GlyphGryph posted:

I like these, the last several posts have been very good. I hope this thread lives forever.

It's heading to the goldmine soon.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.




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Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

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:rimshot: :smaug:

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Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
This thread would not be complete without some Pauls:



Deep Hurting fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Sep 2, 2015

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CANADA ARE HAS ELECTION 2!

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
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Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

2/2 for 1 man, what a bargain :newlol:

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Necc0 posted:

2/2 for 1 man, what a bargain :newlol:

These rules allow for so many clever little allusions.

EDIT: For example, the red white and blue mana cost on the 9/11 card is genius.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Full Battle Rattle posted:

These rules allow for so many clever little allusions.

People are complaining that they've ruined the meta! They've stolen all the other 1-cast spots! You can't compete with that card! But think about what the meta would look like without them! Do you think your deck could manage?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
Show me a Planeswalker without Immigrants in his deck and I'll show you someone about to lose Friday Night Magic.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Full Battle Rattle posted:

These rules allow for so many clever little allusions.

You could give the creature a weakness in its rules text that both balances it out and gives it an additional allusion.

Something like:

"All red creatures gain 'T: Do one damage to target Undocumented Worker' as long as there are any Undocumented Workers in play."

Or:

"Red creatures attacking you get +1/+1 unless you pay (2)."

Deep Hurting fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Sep 2, 2015

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Deep Hurting posted:

You could give the creature a weakness in its rules text that both balances it out and gives it an additional allusion.

Something like:

"All red creatures gain 'T: Do one damage to target Undocumented Worker' as long as there are any Undocumented Workers in play."

Or:

"Red creatures attacking you get +1/+1 unless you pay (2)."

I thought it was best to keep the card simplistic, to better illustrate the desire of the business class to pay less than market cost for labor (it's also colorless! an investors dream! a sweetheart deal!) although those are certainly good and funny ideas :)

We also need more minor creature cards, imo. lots of comedy potential there. Off the top of my head -

- Likely Voter
- Gay agenda operative
- RINO
- Blue dog idiot democrat
- Men's Right's Activist (flavor text should be leslie knope's shutdown from parks and rec 'you're an idiot and that's not a real thing etc.'
- Welfare Queen

I have to go to bed or I'd just make them myself

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Is that a realdoll at the podium? :catstare:

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