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Necc0 posted:I really like this one Thanks! 
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 e: found the exact flavortext quote I was looking for Occultatio fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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Occultatio posted:
Dunno if that really has anything to do with the election, but "Whenever a creature deals damage to Ted Rall, that creature becomes a Hitler until end of turn."
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edit- screwed that one up
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Something Else posted:Man you politics nerds don't know poo poo about Magic the Gathering These would be way funnier if they were actually templated properly. 
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Entropic posted:These would be way funnier if they were actually templated properly. Hey, I clearly made this thread and didn't really know what I was doing, and really the nerdier these are (with the more obscure rules and such) the funnier they get. This thread could really use a reboot from somebody who's capable of writing a little more in-depth OP, or if someone just wants to do a quick write-up for guidelines that I can copy and paste that's also cool. This thread already got 5'd and it's my first thread on SA (I think) and that's pretty cool. Thanks goons
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A shamefully poor mockup, but as needs must:
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  (that's an actual quote, btw)
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Some real confused templating in this here thread!
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Skyl3lazer posted:Some real confused templating in this here thread! What's that even mean? I've been able to get the gist of every card.
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"Whenever Police Officer damages a black creature, roll a six-sided die. If the roll is even, all damage done to Police Officer this turn is reduced to zero. If the roll is odd, bury Police Officer."
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Jewel Repetition posted:What's that even mean? I've been able to get the gist of every card. It means they're all worded in clumsy ways that don't quite make line up to how real cards are worded (even given that they're joke cards). Eg, should read "Counter target spell. That spell's controller loses X life."
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Skyl3lazer posted:It means they're all worded in clumsy ways that don't quite make line up to how real cards are worded (even given that they're joke cards). Eg, Who gives a poo poo.
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Jewel Repetition posted:Who gives a poo poo. nnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddssssssssss 
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Dunno if this is intentional or not but this card only serves to help you win a game you're already winning not turn a game you're losing around. Only point is to rub your opponents face in the dirt. So yeah if intentional gj
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Necc0 posted:Dunno if this is intentional or not but this card only serves to help you win a game you're already winning not turn a game you're losing around. Only point is to rub your opponents face in the dirt. So yeah if intentional gj Also, like all symmetrical effects, if your strategy capitalizes on the effect and your ability to control its timing. For example, if you have lots of artifacts or ways to use cards in the graveyard to your advantage. But yeah, basically it's a "gently caress everyone, but gently caress you more" card. The effect is based on the cards Pox and Smallpox. Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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This card is too perfect to not make an election version: This one is an actual card (Time of Need) reflavored:  And an original one (fight is an actual mechanic, for people who haven't played Magic recently): 
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the damage should be doubled if the creature is Trump
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Excelzior posted:the damage should be doubled if the creature is Trump No, trump should simply not take damage from "fights", and every "fight" should instead put a +1/+1 token on him.
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Everyone told McCain to pick the Atogatog as his running mate, but whelp.
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A vermont card that doesn't generate green mana?? Are you stoned?
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Ignite Memories posted:A vermont card that doesn't generate green mana?? Are you stoned? What do you think happened to the green mana? 
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This would be a fun card, just as a game of chicken. Especially if it had hexproof and/or indestructible 
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Why do people keep typing out the mana types like "RR" instead of using the actual mana symbols? Is this a new thing the game is doing now or just people too lazy to add the brackets in the card-maker software?
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GlyphGryph posted:Why do people keep typing out the mana types like "RR" instead of using the actual mana symbols? Is this a new thing the game is doing now or just people too lazy to add the brackets in the card-maker software? Some card-makers don't have that function, although maybe I just misread that one. I usually use a different one, but needed the space for the (already cropped) name. Anyhow, this is a real card that was just announced. The flavour seemed pretty perfect: 
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