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Aug 11, 2015 00:26
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id tell you its just like the feeling you get when you make a great thread but, well, ya know
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Aug 11, 2015 00:27
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uh ill get back to you
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Aug 11, 2015 00:29
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I was supposed to have sex tonight with ~MY GIRLFRIEND~ but she just got home from a long flight and is tired so she isn't coming by tonight. Will come back with a trip report tomorrow night though.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:33
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It feels like a bag of sand.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:35
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sex is cool and good, as a sexhaver myself i would know thse things. pm me op if you want some more deets (that is short for details if you didnt know)
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Aug 11, 2015 00:35
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It's overrated. A few moments of pleasure isn't worth a sore rear end for days.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:40
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ask your mom shes p experienced on the subject
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Aug 11, 2015 00:47
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handbandit posted:It's overrated. A few moments of pleasure isn't worth a sore rear end for days. i c wat u did that
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Aug 11, 2015 00:48
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It's not that great
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Aug 11, 2015 00:49
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It's always sticky and often embarassing.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:56
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Greetings OP, A Feature of Sex that I personally quite Enjoy is the feeling of mutual attraction; Such feelings, OP, are the cornerstone of the Human Experience; OP; Do you understand? OP: This is Sex - A Lornful Man Spies CrabApples WHile Gardening A functinoal Retard such as myself has had the Sex once. I was 17 years old and I had my eyes on Anne. She was prettry loving ugly. I thought that that wa smy chance to Have the sex. You see OP- i was That Kid, and by that KId, I mean tht i was literally autistic and would barf all over shoes when I had to Speak aloud any sentence at all. OP: Sex is barding on shoes???? Thanks, dk2m
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Aug 11, 2015 01:08
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Nagato posted:i c wat u did that High effort "i'm gay" post.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:29
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handbandit posted:It's overrated. A few moments of pleasure isn't worth a sore rear end for days. If your rear end is sore for more than a few minutes, you're doing it wrong (or he's freaking huge).
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Aug 11, 2015 01:32
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:What's it like? It's ok, nothing special.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:32
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I took my wife out for some ballroom dancing lessons just now. They teach you how to caress your wifes hot shoulders and lead her around like a little slut on the dance floor. Also, you have to stare into each others eyes so she gets really horny between that and being told what to do. Every other guy there is gay but that rules because she thinks their dicks are irrelevant and they know what's up and totally guide your dong into that yapper. I have referred this trick to another friend and he achieved similar results. Take any fatty or retard out. I will put my reputation on the line and guarantee she will suck your dick and gently caress you.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:33
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Aug 11, 2015 01:36
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It's a great way to bond with your family.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:37
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It's actually pretty terrible, people just pretend it's good to make gullible virgins feel bad
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Aug 11, 2015 01:37
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You put the thing in the thing and then you can think straight again.
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Aug 11, 2015 01:38
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No. 6 posted:It's a great way to bond with your family. !!!
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Aug 11, 2015 01:39
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:What's it like? It's p nice I got a real solid starting 5 right now, I got a lawyer im semi serious w who lives in brickell and shes my one. Pussy like velvet. I got a fat rear end 18 yr old gator whose dtf as my back up, and likes to buy lingerie to wear for me. I got a 19 yr old marine bio student at UM who loves nasty things and a 25 year old chem phd candidate who sucks the best dick. My 5 spot is a lil 22 year old pharmaceutical rep straight outta college whose got tits the size of my head. Sex is great
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Aug 11, 2015 02:18
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Don't worry about it she or he will likely be let down but not tell you that.
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Aug 11, 2015 02:46
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Honestly, calling it "Hepsy" makes it sound fun and something you'd want to have
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Aug 11, 2015 02:49
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It's a moment of fun followed by a bunch of disappointment and/or contempt to get the other person to leave.
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Aug 11, 2015 02:51
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sex is great op, why don't you try having some 
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Aug 11, 2015 02:51
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sex is a people spaghetti. hairy peepees clash. they yell "yes, yes" but their grody faces say "ouch"
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Aug 11, 2015 02:58
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VendaGoat posted:It's a moment of fun followed by a bunch of disappointment and/or contempt to get the other person to leave. This guy knows what's up. Been six years chick still won't leave though 
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Aug 11, 2015 03:00
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Kuato posted:This guy knows what's up. Been six years chick still won't leave though its customary to pay the woman before she leaves
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Aug 11, 2015 03:00
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Just get a good rhythm and DONT do that move from porn where you choke her and spit on her pussy
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Aug 11, 2015 03:06
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Your rear end hurts afterwards
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Aug 11, 2015 03:10
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I think a bear would beat a gorilla in a fight if they were fighting over strawberries
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Aug 11, 2015 03:19
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gottabefrank posted:Just get a good rhythm and DONT do that move from porn where you choke her and spit on her pussy if you've never loved a partner who enjoyed that move, i feel extremely sad for you. sex is definitely gross but it can be very cool too. sometimes it is sweet and tender and sometimes there are lots of fluids like eye-waterings, long mucus chains temporarily bonding dicks to mouths, menses, pee (urine), and mixtures of sweat and saliva. it's a really wild thing, in fact it's tough to even think about it for too long because it's just that outrageous
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Aug 11, 2015 03:31
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choking and slaps of love are ok too. i don't like when they call me daddy though, it makes me uncomfortable and i politely ask them not to do it again. sometimes they say "oh well you can call me mommy if you want" but that's not so good either, my mom is a very sensual lady but i don't usually like to be reminded of her when i'm all up inside someone
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Aug 11, 2015 03:34
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also if you're loving a person make sure you know their name, a lot of people just have nicknames like my friend zaz, we just call her zaz, and she was upset because while we loved each other i kept calling her zaz and she said "just say my name please" and i had honestly forgotten it and this bothered her so make sure you know their real name because sometimes it can be a touchy issue
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Aug 11, 2015 03:36
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it's ok
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Aug 11, 2015 03:38
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keep yourself pure for your future husband op
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Aug 11, 2015 04:02
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if it doesn't suck it blows
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Aug 11, 2015 04:04
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it blows a coco puff specifically
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Aug 11, 2015 05:44
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seeing as this thread is 100% unironic it should be moved to E/N i wish i was joking
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Aug 11, 2015 13:23
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