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While it wasn't a bad show, I only started watching from the New Day on and they were almost the best thing about the show.... until:
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not as good as last week but i liked raw this week. Stephen Amell built his match better than The Undertaker
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Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:like KANE Where's KANE
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i missed the first half of raw and outside of Rusev + Good, Better Neo-Lana and Amell I feel I missed the good parts
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Coming to Up Up Down Down: Tong Po plays Tropica 4. El Presidente Rusev rides again.
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oatgan posted:not as good as last week but i liked raw this week. Stephen Amell built his match better than The Undertaker
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oatgan posted:not as good as last week but i liked raw this week  Other than Rollins continuing to look like a chump and the Cena/Rollins match being literally the most obvious outcome in WWE history (Taker/Brock was more of a question mark even before people started buzzing about the possibility) I liked that Raw a lot and Summerslam is shaping up to be a loving awesome card.
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StarkRavingMad posted:Where's KANE I miss him so much. I also miss Rowan.
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Dave Batista is playing Tong Po in a Kickboxer remake. Thanks!
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I was on the other side of the room when a Tough Enough commercial aired. I misheard the commercial as "TOMORROW, JOHN CENA GUEST HOSTS TAPENADE!". Now I want to see John Cena host a show about Tapenade.
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Dario the Wop posted:DC Comics > Chaos! Comics Them fighting words. RIP Evil Ernie
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fart blood posted:Them fighting words. Amell's ring gear will be a highlight of SummerSlam.
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Dario the Wop posted:Like Ernie himself, they have risen from the dead. Dynamite puts out Chaos now as a creator-owned imprint. It's just not Evil Ernie without Steven Hughes on art. 
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Seriously, he almost got beat by Neville and then was visibly beaten by Orton, in his second match of the night, but JUST WATCH, HE'LL GET CENA YET
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I've reversed from last week. Not because rollins looked like a chump, but because it's title for title. I don't see Cena losing a double-title match.
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Onmi posted:I've reversed from last week. Not because rollins looked like a chump, but because it's title for title. I don't see Cena losing a double-title match. See: 2013, TLC
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hi here is a cool new thread for all http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3735592
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Abrasive Obelisk posted:See: 2013, TLC Well that's because plans changed, they intended to have them trade titles, but everyone saw them trading titles, so they unified them.
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Rollins looks like a chump and we get the heatless boring duo of Orton and Sheamus to do it. Oh boy. They're just so much better and more interesting than Cesaro and Kevin Owens for example. I'm finally starting to see that now
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Y'all should really see Vince Staples in concert, hot drat Now I wonder what happened on R quote:-Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper. Dean Ambrose lost. nevermind burn it all down
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abraham linksys posted:Y'all should really see Vince Staples in concert, hot drat Dude I am Ambrose fan #1 and there was literally nothing wrong with the match. Roman and Dean are going over at Summerslam anyway
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Dude I am Ambrose fan #1 and there was literally nothing wrong with the match. Roman and Dean are going over at Summerslam anyway Dean is going to get "knocked out" and then Roman will lose 2 v 1 to set up a Survivor Series match. Roman will get his heat back by fighting off Bray and Harper 2 v 1 while Dean just mysteriously vanishes and is never mentioned. I'd almost put money on this result
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at some point Dean Ambrose is just gonna be Honma but with rebound clotheslines instead of headbutts
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Marquis de Pyro posted:Dean is going to get "knocked out" and then Roman will lose 2 v 1 to set up a Survivor Series match. Roman will get his heat back by fighting off Bray and Harper 2 v 1 while Dean just mysteriously vanishes and is never mentioned. They'll win and Cesaro will win The big matches at Summerslam won't go your way, so just accept the pity undercard stuff as consolation
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Chris James 2 posted:They'll win and Cesaro will win Seriously the WrestleBros are going over clean as a sheet. I'd bet on Roman getting the pin but Dean will figure into the finish and stand tall with Roman after. Please put money on your scenario though, do it
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abraham linksys posted:at some point Dean Ambrose is just gonna be Honma but with rebound clotheslines instead of headbutts Oh God, that rebound clothesline on the outside off the ring apron was the absolute worst looking thing.
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DeepDickPizza posted:Oh God, that rebound clothesline on the outside off the ring apron was the absolute worst looking thing. ahahha I haven't seen it but I am imagining it and I cannot see a way that it is not the dumbest loving spot imaginable
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abraham linksys posted:ahahha I haven't seen it but I am imagining it and I cannot see a way that it is not the dumbest loving spot imaginable Wasn't it just the same clothesline he's done for months where he spins on the apron using the ropes?
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Raw was fun. Was pleasantly surprised by Green Arrow dude not getting chumped in the ring. The Syncro-Vox was just dumb enough to be funny, although that segment dragged a bit. Triple Threat was great. Please never let Becky Lynch do commentary again. Please give Team BAD some better lines.
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People think Becky is about steampunk and havin a good time, but she's actually a terrible talker
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The 3v3v3 elimination tag ladies match should be good, maybe.
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AlmightyPants posted:I did not watch raw at all. Is there anything worth watching on it or will the recap suffice? Raw was an overall good show. Good opening segment, a few good matches and an excellent triple threat match between Cesaro/Owens/Orton. Nothing really felt wasted, just about everything was building Summerslam up, except for the Rusev segment, which was great because the flag is back. Summerslam looks like its going to have one of the best cards in a while. Divaa Trios match, 4 way for the tag belts, IC match, US/WHC match, Owens/Cesaro continues to build, and Orton/Sheamus is building steam. Oh and Lesnar/UT is still gonna be boffo gently caress, even the telegraphed celebrity fights Stardust angle was pretty good.
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