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i wish i was an old man who had already spent like forty years selling shoe insoles or something, and had 10 years left to eat ice cream and watch daytime tv while eating my morphine pills. that would be way better than living my life all the way or whatever.
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hahaha gently caress no
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Aug 11, 2015 16:34
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Wow sorry about your life
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Aug 11, 2015 16:34
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Wow sorry about your life same
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Aug 11, 2015 16:35
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i wish you were an old person so you'd die sooner
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Aug 11, 2015 16:35
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Same, but rich old republican.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:36
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symbolic posted:i wish you were an old person so you'd die sooner samne
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Frog Act posted:i wish i was an old man who had already spent like forty years selling shoe insoles or something, and had 10 years left to eat ice cream and watch daytime tv while eating my morphine pills. that would be way better than living my life all the way or whatever. gently caress yeah, gimme' a decade of raw cookie dough, painkillers, a few seasons of Columbo and M*A*S*H, and I'll gladly gently caress off from this gay earth.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:37
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I thought you were an old rear end man, with low hanging balls. You're not? You have a very old person that holds on to things when he poops kind of posting style.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:37
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if youre telling us your about to kill yourself, please dont
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Aug 11, 2015 16:38
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Life owns, every day is a blessing and I am truly, unironically sorry for those who dont feel the same way
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Pulvis Sumus posted:gently caress yeah, gimme' a decade of raw cookie dough, painkillers, a few seasons of Columbo and M*A*S*H, and I'll gladly gently caress off from this gay earth.
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Pulvis Sumus posted:gently caress yeah, gimme' a decade of raw cookie dough, painkillers, a few seasons of Columbo and M*A*S*H, and I'll gladly gently caress off from this gay earth. yeah exactly this
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Aug 11, 2015 16:39
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H.P. Lovecraft referred to himself as an "old man" in his letters and in an off-handed reference to an incident from a Robert Bloch story (Lovecraft is in that story and gets killed, when the actual Lovecraft calls back to it, suddenly it's an old man who died). It's a symptom of being a really terrible nerd and also a bad person is what I'm saying.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:40
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Life owns, every day is a blessing and I am truly, unironically sorry for those who dont feel the same way incorrect
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Aug 11, 2015 16:41
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Something something old person suit from @midnight
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Aug 11, 2015 16:41
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lmao at all these ppl pretending they aren't suffocating from the crushing banality of their own empty existence. god invented opiates for a reason retards.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:42
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Frog Act posted:incorrect IIRC you are a white college student about to enter graduate school. You have little to complain about, assuming you picked a field of study with job prospects. Seek help, friend.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:43
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The Kraken posted:hahaha gently caress no
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Aug 11, 2015 16:45
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nah im insanely happy being young and healthy. it's fun to get an erection without requiring pills and masturbate 20x a day instead of having sad wrinkley half-mast meat staff. plus i enjoy going camping/hiking around various national parks for weeks and other fun things old people can't do anymore. enjoy life friend, you are only young once
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Aug 11, 2015 16:51
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i wish i was poo poo piss idiot man; cuyahoga asswad
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Aug 11, 2015 16:52
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:IIRC you are a white college student about to enter graduate school. You have little to complain about, assuming you picked a field of study with job prospects. even if all that works its a lot of effort to live one's life all the way through. i think it would be cool to just skip straight to old and i think others agree with me
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Aug 11, 2015 16:57
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the premise doesn't make any sense, several of you want ten years of cookie dough and drugs but if you actually did not fear death you would take those ten right now.
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extra stout posted:the premise doesn't make any sense, several of you want ten years of cookie dough and drugs but if you actually did not fear death you would take those ten right now. if you're old it doesn't garner a bunch of harsh social oppobrium from everyone you know, it's expected. thats what makes it great. you can embrace the slow slide into death w/o a bunch of hassle
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Frog Act posted:if you're old it doesn't garner a bunch of harsh social oppobrium from everyone you know, it's expected. thats what makes it great. you can embrace the slow slide into death w/o a bunch of hassle embrace both death and it's hassles.
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Frog Act posted:if you're old it doesn't garner a bunch of harsh social oppobrium from everyone you know, it's expected. thats what makes it great. you can embrace the slow slide into death w/o a bunch of hassle no, it still does, the difference is when youre old you stop giving a poo poo.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:32
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old people don't have to work. sounds good to me
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Aug 11, 2015 17:40
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live fast die young imo
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Aug 11, 2015 17:46
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No waysies I take a lot of dick in the rear end and I'm not looking forward to the inevitable prolapse. Plus I enjoy smelling good.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:51
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i wish op was an old person so he would die soon
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SKELETON GHOST posted:i wish op was an old person so he would die soon same thats the whole point of this thread???????
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Aug 11, 2015 17:52
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I do not want to be old, I'm turning 26 next month and it scares me. this is the start of the declining birthdays, now im just going to be a year further removed from youth and a year closer to death ):
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Aug 11, 2015 17:54
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OP you're gonna get old no matter what unless you die young.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:57
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I have been labeled as "an old man" for as long as I can remember. When asked, " what do you want to be when you grow up?" my answer was invariably "retired." My favorite mixed drink is a dry gin martini or a gin gimlet. I wear those suits with the patches on the elbows. I unironically own a cabbie hat. And finally, my opinions are generally reviled by those younger than me.
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Aug 11, 2015 18:01
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Hate getting older, if I could preserve youth by sacrificing OP's youth (ideally his life though amirite!), I would do it in a heart beat.
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Aug 11, 2015 18:14
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Kuato posted:Hate getting older, if I could preserve youth by sacrificing OP's youth (ideally his life though amirite!), I would do it in a heart beat. why hallo fellow babby bomber
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Aug 11, 2015 18:16
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Nah, if I'm not bustin sweet dance moves on the daily, what is there to live for?
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Aug 11, 2015 18:18
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What's stopping you ? Get yourself a tub of neapolitan ice cream and start living that dream.
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Aug 11, 2015 18:20
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no because i despertly cling to whatever years and days of this wretched life that i have left
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i wish I was 22 forever and ever hth OP
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