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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

symbolic posted:

i'd hit that

she does look retarded, so what im saying is, is that she is your type

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i applaud her character

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
https://youtu.be/8Zzv5QgMUIs

Lexi explains everything about what its like to have a potato face in this video

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
she gets it you guys

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


I sincerely hope she gets hit by something and is seriously injured merely based on the fact she has a fall out boy t-shirt on.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
all those cops are simultaneously thinking about how much they want to gently caress her and also how dumb she is

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



BEAUTY FACE SETTING: MAXIMAL

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

XMNN posted:

i think you missed the point

and if that was the joke it was not a very good one

hang ur head in shame either way

lol you are dumbest piece of poo poo in this thread.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


maduin posted:

okay blast from the past but that girl looks like the girl from the "my name is boxxy" video circa 2000-something.

Not really, unless you mean that they are both females.

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street
i betchoo she speaks at RNC

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
IIf she goes back, night after night, then she might earn my respect. Going once is just a joke.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Officer, you pulled me over today.
Not to be mean, or because of a "quota"
Not because my car is old,
Not because I'm young and female..
But because I was speeding.

I was pulled over today.
I pulled over before you turned your lights on.
I waited for you with my papers
In my hand, outside the window.
I called you sir, you called me ma'am.
We were respectful toward one another.

I did not lie, cry, or
cut you down for doing your job.
And you didn't have to argue with me.
I didn't run, thus you didn't chase me.
I didn't pull a gun on you,
So you didn't shoot me.
I did not resist,
You didn't have to put hands on me.
I did not pull out a camcorder
I don't want you to feel scared to do your job
Or like you are walking on eggshells because
I need you to feel comfortable keeping us safe.
And I want you to come home to your family tonight.

I know you were sworn in..
You may have sworn your last breath
For me or those like me, and for those like you.
I will not tell you how to do your job.
I know I can't do your job.
Not many can.

When you pulled me over today,
I saw your unit..
A Setina guard on the front
A camera behind the windshield
A gun, a tazer, and handcuffs on your belt.
And I know these things are to protect you,
And to protect those like you,
And to protect those like me.
And I felt no need to complicate things
Like others have done.

Officer you pulled me over today.
You wrote me a ticket today
For something I know I did.
But there are bigger things beyond tickets
So I said "Thank You"
And I meant it.

Because on that ticket is a signature of a man
That would sacrifice his last breath to keep us safe,
And die for his brothers.

And that signature is on a citation..
But I'll respect it when I see it.
I know Safety comes at a price.
I'd rather it be a few hundred bucks
Than someone's life.

Once again, Thank you.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Officer, you pulled me over today.
Not to be mean, or because of a "quota"
Not because my car is old,
Not because I'm young and female..
But because I was speeding.

I was pulled over today.
I pulled over before you turned your lights on.
I waited for you with my papers
In my hand, outside the window.
I called you sir, you called me ma'am.
We were respectful toward one another.

I did not lie, cry, or
cut you down for doing your job.
And you didn't have to argue with me.
I didn't run, thus you didn't chase me.
I didn't pull a gun on you,
So you didn't shoot me.
I did not resist,
You didn't have to put hands on me.
I did not pull out a camcorder
I don't want you to feel scared to do your job
Or like you are walking on eggshells because
I need you to feel comfortable keeping us safe.
And I want you to come home to your family tonight.

I know you were sworn in..
You may have sworn your last breath
For me or those like me, and for those like you.
I will not tell you how to do your job.
I know I can't do your job.
Not many can.

When you pulled me over today,
I saw your unit..
A Setina guard on the front
A camera behind the windshield
A gun, a tazer, and handcuffs on your belt.
And I know these things are to protect you,
And to protect those like you,
And to protect those like me.
And I felt no need to complicate things
Like others have done.

Officer you pulled me over today.
You wrote me a ticket today
For something I know I did.
But there are bigger things beyond tickets
So I said "Thank You"
And I meant it.

Because on that ticket is a signature of a man
That would sacrifice his last breath to keep us safe,
And die for his brothers.

And that signature is on a citation..
But I'll respect it when I see it.
I know Safety comes at a price.
I'd rather it be a few hundred bucks
Than someone's life.

Once again, Thank you.

my favorite facebook chain letter

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Volume posted:

lol you are dumbest piece of poo poo in this thread.

True until you posted.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

i don't get it why does her shirt say fall out boy but then have a diagram of the starship enterprise someone please explain

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Officer, you pulled me over today.
Not to be mean, or because of a "quota"
Not because my car is old,
Not because I'm young and female..
But because I was speeding.

I was pulled over today.
I pulled over before you turned your lights on.
I waited for you with my papers
In my hand, outside the window.
I called you sir, you called me ma'am.
We were respectful toward one another.

I did not lie, cry, or
cut you down for doing your job.
And you didn't have to argue with me.
I didn't run, thus you didn't chase me.
I didn't pull a gun on you,
So you didn't shoot me.
I did not resist,
You didn't have to put hands on me.
I did not pull out a camcorder
I don't want you to feel scared to do your job
Or like you are walking on eggshells because
I need you to feel comfortable keeping us safe.
And I want you to come home to your family tonight.

I know you were sworn in..
You may have sworn your last breath
For me or those like me, and for those like you.
I will not tell you how to do your job.
I know I can't do your job.
Not many can.

When you pulled me over today,
I saw your unit..
A Setina guard on the front
A camera behind the windshield
A gun, a tazer, and handcuffs on your belt.
And I know these things are to protect you,
And to protect those like you,
And to protect those like me.
And I felt no need to complicate things
Like others have done.

Officer you pulled me over today.
You wrote me a ticket today
For something I know I did.
But there are bigger things beyond tickets
So I said "Thank You"
And I meant it.

Because on that ticket is a signature of a man
That would sacrifice his last breath to keep us safe,
And die for his brothers.

And that signature is on a citation..
But I'll respect it when I see it.
I know Safety comes at a price.
I'd rather it be a few hundred bucks
Than someone's life.

Once again, Thank you.

And then she was found raped in a ditch by the Texas Highway Patrol, if she was white. "Committed suicide" in her cell if she's black.

Then nothing changed and there was just token outrage, amen.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

i don't get it why does her shirt say fall out boy but then have a diagram of the starship enterprise someone please explain

wwonder if fallout boy approves of her defending the police, whoever fallout boy is

Ri3mannZeta
Nov 18, 2010

ROCK N ROLL MARTIAN

see he gets it

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

EngineerSean posted:

wwonder if fallout boy approves of her defending the police, whoever fallout boy is

lol if they pull a Tom Morello

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Lexi, 19, is braver than you or I

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
honestly can't believe that fall out boy and bernie sanders were in st louis turning fire hoses on protesters

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

if only i had a picture of the back of her head i could do a real good one with the under the pier girl

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
what the hell is YOᙠ TUD ⅃⅃Aᖷ

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i dont have photoshop but imagine i put her in this pic

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Good for her.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Volume posted:

lol if they pull a Tom Morello

What did Tom Morello do?

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

honestly can't believe that fall out boy and bernie sanders were in st louis turning fire hoses on protesters


still voting for both for prez

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What did Tom Morello do?

showed up with a guitar and fuckin' shredded all over the place while the cops attacked the protestors

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
leaning over a girl that was teargassed going "weedely weedely weedely weeeee" on his electric guitar, that's what he did

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
put her in goatse's heiny hole

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What did Tom Morello do?

Paul Ryan (better known as Mitt Romney's running mate) cited Rage Against The Machine as one of his favorite bands.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
i liked when tom morello made his guitar sound like bagpipes while cashing huge checks from corporations and making sure his home had a fence to keep out the blacks

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

City of Tampa posted:

leaning over a girl that was teargassed going "weedely weedely weedely weeeee" on his electric guitar, that's what he did


that brave man

Ri3mannZeta
Nov 18, 2010

ROCK N ROLL MARTIAN

conservatives literally always enjoy music that is pointedly written to criticize their position and it never gets old laughing about it

how many more times will they try to get BORN IN THE USA blasting at their meetings/events before one of them reads the lyrics

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Ri3mannZeta posted:

conservatives literally always enjoy music that is pointedly written to criticize their position and it never gets old laughing about it

how many more times will they try to get BORN IN THE USA blasting at their meetings/events before one of them reads the lyrics

I wish someone hadn't said anything, bc geoge w bush almost made fortunate son his first campaign song.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Windows 98 posted:

I can't get over how dumb you are

Actually the man in that picture about to be shot was the unapologetic leader of a death squad who was captured at the site of a mass grave, tossing in the 36th murdered civillian. The man shooting him is the distinguished general who just found out that the death squad leader had tortured and murdered his friend and his friend's family.

So, maybe it is you who are dumb, in this instance?

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