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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
I've just been on a two day offsite training course for work and they didn't give out any ball point pens with the name of the course on it what a waste of my time

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rgocs
Nov 9, 2011
Did you at least get a name tag?

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo
One of the activities was making a nametag by specially folding a piece of paper which we had to copy from an example that we couldn't touch and I was the only one out of 17 that figured it out

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo
I then had to share how figuring it out made me feel

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Wowbagger2004 posted:

One of the activities was making a nametag by specially folding a piece of paper which we had to copy from an example that we couldn't touch and I was the only one out of 17 that figured it out

in the land of idiots, the GBS poster is king

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

Wowbagger2004 posted:

I then had to share how figuring it out made me feel
Did you feel hungry for a wooden sandwich from a box with a bag of lays and a stale cookie?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol where do you work, OP?

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo

Paper Diamonds posted:

Did you feel hungry for a wooden sandwich from a box with a bag of lays and a stale cookie?

We actually had a three course cooked meal each day.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo
The course was fine really I'm just bitter about that pen.

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011

Wowbagger2004 posted:

One of the activities was making a nametag by specially folding a piece of paper which we had to copy from an example that we couldn't touch and I was the only one out of 17 that figured it out

Ah, a special needs class then. Can't be handing out ballpoint pens, people might get hurt.

Wowbagger2004 posted:

We actually had a three course cooked meal each day.

OK, now it sounds more like you spent a few days in a psych ward.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
protip, the penis mightier

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

rgocs posted:

OK, now it sounds more like you spent a few days in a psych ward.

Not now doctor I'm in an important business meeting! *carefully smears poo poo on the wall just so and looks thoughtful

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo
Who's dick do you gotta suck to get a branded pen these days huh

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Wowbagger2004 posted:

The course was fine really I'm just bitter about that pen.

Do you want us to buy you a pen?

Where can I donate?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Wowbagger2004 posted:

Who's dick do you gotta suck to get a branded pen these days huh

Mine

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

steal a pen from a bank or hotel

rgocs posted:

OK, now it sounds more like you spent a few days in a psych ward.

pfffffffffff more like a swanky rehab clinic if anything, ordinary psych wards don't exactly have professional chefs on call you know

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo

Applewhite posted:

lol where do you work, OP?

Would you believe it, a pen factory!!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Do you want us to buy you a pen?

Where can I donate?

Yes

Please donate to Mind, the mental health charity

Who's up for going to the british pen museum with me http://www.penroom.co.uk/

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

pfffffffffff more like a swanky rehab clinic if anything, ordinary psych wards don't exactly have professional chefs on call you know

True, though were he in a psych ward, would he really know the difference between a real professional chef-cooked three course meal and watery soup, protein porridge and jello?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

professional training is a great way to impress everyone with your skills OP


draw a dickbutt on a napkin using only creases from folding

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Wowbagger2004 posted:

I then had to share how figuring it out made me feel

this thread makes me feel gay

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

rgocs posted:

True, though were he in a psych ward, would he really know the difference between a real professional chef-cooked three course meal and watery soup, protein porridge and jello?

Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
not understanding the desire to be a walking billboard OP. do you own a lot of "PINK" sweatpants with the big letters on the rear end too?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

sounds like a slow day at the ol garbage dump op

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

sounds like a slow day at the ol garbage dump op

They let me eat three servings of dump mash today

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Did the dude suck u off

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

rgocs posted:

protein porridge

this just means cum right?

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i'd get violent if i didn't at least get a usb flash drive out of the deal

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Wowbagger2004 posted:

They let me eat three servings of dump mash today

:dogbutton:

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Did you get a lanyard?

Lanyards = idiot collars

Clip your badge to your belt like an adult, fuckin' jabronis.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Did you get a lanyard?

Lanyards = idiot collars

Clip your badge to your belt like an adult, fuckin' jabronis.

good use of the word 'jabronis' and bringing back the forums cancer av interesting form

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
I want my old avatar back still. :smith:

Cute lil cat > stupid cancer thing

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I want my old avatar back still. :smith:

Cute lil cat > stupid cancer thing

stop posting.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Demonachizer posted:

stop posting.

Stop being a fat turd.

You fat turd.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Stop being a fat turd.

You fat turd.

You have no one to blame for your forums cancer but yourself. Shoulda stopped posting in LF or YCS or whatever after they got moved to the garbage center.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Stop being a fat turd.

You fat turd.

lol. seriously nobody likes you. you are like the boy in school who hangs around on the periphery and nobody likes. people try eveything to let him know but he doesn't take a hint. he weasels his way into parties and everyone wonders why the gently caress he is there. he shows up at the mall and people start to wonder how to get rid of him. then he cuts his own dick off and fashions the remaining wound into a laughable representation of a vagina because he is mentally ill.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Demonachizer posted:

lol. seriously nobody likes you. you are like the boy in school who hangs around on the periphery and nobody likes. people try eveything to let him know but he doesn't take a hint. he weasels his way into parties and everyone wonders why the gently caress he is there. he shows up at the mall and people start to wonder how to get rid of him. then he cuts his own dick off and fashions the remaining wound into a laughable representation of a vagina because he is mentally ill.

I like me.




Ayyyyy LMAO

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Demonachizer posted:

lol. seriously nobody likes you. you are like the boy in school who hangs around on the periphery and nobody likes. people try eveything to let him know but he doesn't take a hint. he weasels his way into parties and everyone wonders why the gently caress he is there. he shows up at the mall and people start to wonder how to get rid of him. then he cuts his own dick off and fashions the remaining wound into a laughable representation of a vagina because he is mentally ill.

Wow. Calling user A Keg! Stat.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Demonachizer posted:

lol. seriously nobody likes you. you are like the boy in school who hangs around on the periphery and nobody likes. people try eveything to let him know but he doesn't take a hint. he weasels his way into parties and everyone wonders why the gently caress he is there. he shows up at the mall and people start to wonder how to get rid of him. then he cuts his own dick off and fashions the remaining wound into a laughable representation of a vagina because he is mentally ill.

:yikes:

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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I like me.

Ayyyyy LMAO

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