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Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!



just got this txt message 20 mins ago

how do i respond?

its my area code but i have no idea who it is

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

probly a presidential hopeful seeking ur endorsement

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Tell pookie I gonna pop a cap in his rear end

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Ask him if pookie lives next door to dookie.

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
tell him his poo poo is yours now

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
send him your home address

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
call him the n word

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

"sorry change of plans nigga my bday party bout to be off the chain lmao"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ask him "whats the frequency, jabroni?"

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Tell pookie I gonna pop a cap in his rear end

Tell him SirEvelynTremble is gonna pop a cap in his rear end

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Or tell him "this poo poo is better than the last poo poo so it's more expensive"

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Or tell him "this poo poo is better than the last poo poo so it's more expensive"

changing my answer to this, save the comments about popping things in asses until the conversation gets a little steamier

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Tell him you better get a fuckin reacharound this time

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Also check your loving emails rear end in a top hat

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

alright, i want to respond soon, empty quote one of these things that doesnt involve me sending my address or inspiring them to commit violence

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
just say im gay hten poo poo if you wanna be a bitch about it

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Or tell him "this poo poo is better than the last poo poo so it's more expensive"

Deep Water
Aug 11, 2015

by Ralp
Nice racism. If I were to post a text shot of a young whore complaining that her cum hole aches and she is totes sad because she spilt her starbucks drink on her tv and cant binge watch orange is the new black on Netflix. YOU all would call me a misogynist and I would probably be banned for life. Something to chew on.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Personally I think you should be banned for life anyways

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

I went with "why u mad tho"

await response

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Maybe you could enrage that guy and he will gangland murder whoever he thinks he is talking to.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gay Hitler posted:

I went with "why u mad tho"

await response

lame

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
What?

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!


almost as lame as the suggestions in this thread

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

what would dad gay say

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"Sorry but you seem to have the wrong number - I hope you find resolution to your issues with the proper contact. Have a nice day!"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
text a picture of ur junk

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

Nooner posted:

text a picture of ur junk

seriously considering this, but they could be under 18

also they might realise im not black

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Why did you even post this thread if you're just going to go with your own lame gay unfunny poo poo.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:

Deep Water posted:

Nice racism. If I were to post a text shot of a young whore complaining that her cum hole aches and she is totes sad because she spilt her starbucks drink on her tv and cant binge watch orange is the new black on Netflix. YOU all would call me a misogynist and I would probably be banned for life. Something to chew on.

Definitely respond with this

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

The Dregs posted:

Why did you even post this thread if you're just going to go with your own lame gay unfunny poo poo.

I wanted them to explain themselves and didn't like any of the suggestions posted at that point.

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

Forgive me dregs

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Deep Water posted:

If I were to post a text shot of a young whore complaining that her cum hole aches and she is totes sad because she spilt her starbucks drink on her tv and cant binge watch orange is the new black on Netflix.

go on

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
thread could have been good but instead the OP chose to make it bad

:sigh:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Tell em pookie a narc

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Pookie gonna rat his rear end out to the feds

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

Gay Hitler posted:

I went with "why u mad tho"

await response

this is like seeing the perfect opportunity for a home run and them slamming your loving idiot face with your own baseball bat instead

e: gay hitler this day has already been unhappy and now it is much worse. gently caress you gay hitler you loving bitch. youre dead


^send that edit without context if you run out of stuff and have to resort to "lol, uh, u mad??!?!?" again

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

klapman posted:

this is like seeing the perfect opportunity for a home run and them slamming your loving idiot face with your own baseball bat instead

Op made it to second base then stole first.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

ask him "whats the frequency, jabroni?"

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
WHAT WAS THE RESPONSE

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