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hope this guy's kid gets massive brain damage
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:38 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:21 |
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Please don't let your kid grow up and have a man bun. If that means getting beat up then so be it
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:38 |
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Kid gets headshotted anyway.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:39 |
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Wanamingo posted:OP thinks that by making his son "safe" it'll make up for his failings as a parent in all the other aspects of this kid's life. It's a very misguided effort, and later in life he'll look back and wonder why his son is so distant. in the distant future, OP's probably autistic son will take revenge on his father and they'll have a battle that'll make career larpers jealous
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:40 |
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Avocados posted:in the distant future, OP's probably autistic son will take revenge on his father and they'll have a battle that'll make career larpers jealous I think any father would be proud on some level if their son defeated them in battle.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:43 |
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If you made him a dope helmet with horns and flames he could have been the leader of the stick kids
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:50 |
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oh yeah his armour class is definitely gonna improve because of this, the other kids probably have real lovely thac0, he's gonna be invincible
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:54 |
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In your climate you would probably be better off basing your designs on viking stuff. More fabrics, less restriction on movement. Do it well enough and you and your son could be pillaging seaside villages, really bonding as a family/amphibious raiders.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:00 |
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how good is the armor's magic resistance? those are some stats you may want to beef up just in case
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:03 |
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I plan on raising my children as barbarians personally, just shirtless with an ax and fuzzy knee boots and maybe an unnecessary x of leather shoulder strap things. Also I may marry an Orc for the racial bonus
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:04 |
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that's p cool ,but you could've just had a girl. no one beats on girls until later in life
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 07:21 |
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RadioactiveKid posted:how good is the armor's magic resistance? those are some stats you may want to beef up just in case it has very poor magic resistance and even worse fire resistance. please don't cast offensive spells at or set fire to the wearer of this armor. naem posted:I plan on raising my children as barbarians personally, just shirtless with an ax and fuzzy knee boots and maybe an unnecessary x of leather shoulder strap things. My wife wouldn't let me take Crom as a diety so we can't have any barbarians in our household. Otherwise I'd do this (but don't forget the bracers, those are like half the point of being a barbarian) Sizone posted:that's p cool ,but you could've just had a girl. no one beats on girls until later in life the ruffians in my dangerous part of London don't discriminate based on gender. The roving bands of three year old thugs count many girls among their number, as do their victims.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 10:09 |
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god please scour the human race from the face of the earth
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 10:31 |
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social vegan posted:i think jut maybe maybe maybe my spidey sense detects a shovel joke incoming I feel this was left hanging for too long without closure Windows I will be bitterly disappointed if you are not represented in your own game by badly ripped Shovel Knight sprites. Before you ask this armor stops attacks from shovels. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Aug 12, 2015 |
# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:16 |
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i see you've already chosen a cool devo hat to be your son's helmet when he goes into battle, a wise choice probably, i dunno, no one ever fights me because i'm a very chill bud
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:25 |
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It's only a matter of time before you start making chain mail. Perhaps some kind of coif to protect the head, to start.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:40 |
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Gatekeeper posted:i see you've already chosen a cool devo hat to be your son's helmet when he goes into battle, a wise choice probably, i dunno, no one ever fights me because i'm a very chill bud +2 Bonus to Whips
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:42 |
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are you one of those stay at home dads? tell me your secret
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:42 |
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Gilganixon, since you have taken up the armour crafter's life, I suggest you send your toddler away to apprentice under a weaponsmith so that the two of you can run a full armoury business and outfit the entire neighbourhood. The gold of your enemies is worth just as much as the gold of your allies. And by weaponsmith, I mean the 8-year-old down the block who knows how to tie a shorter stick to a longer stick to fashion a hilt for their stick-sword.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:45 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:are you one of those stay at home dads? tell me your secret marry up Leofish posted:It's only a matter of time before you start making chain mail. Perhaps some kind of coif to protect the head, to start. That is a horrible, time-consuming pain in the rear end. My brother spent months making some sort of chainmail hauberk but get this - he just butted the mail instead of riveting it. Boy will his face (and torso) be red when someone hits him with a blunt object!
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:47 |
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:53 |
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I reckon I could still take a toddler on even if he was wearing bright green and purple armor with a bow.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 15:40 |
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Seems to me that you screwed up big-time by having the armor close at the front instead of under the armpit. Gonna get a stick right in the gut.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 15:42 |
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Gilganixon posted:Kids really love to hit each other with sticks, and as the father of an 18 month-old boy I'm concerned that he might be outnumbered and outclassed by the older and more numerous stick-wielding ruffians of the neighbourhood. A while back I heard that ancient Greeks used to make a kind of armour out of layers of linen, stuck one of top of each other with hide glue and then cut into shape. Apparently this stuff was good enough to stop arrows and slashes from the crappy weapons available in the bronze age, so I figured it'd be able to stand up to the even crappier arsenal of the local park. Get a haircut you loving hippie
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 15:43 |
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Speleothing posted:Seems to me that you screwed up big-time by having the armor close at the front instead of under the armpit. nah it's a deliberate opening. some mug goes to stick him in the obvious opening and cops an oberhau from vom tag. It allows for more mobility this way too and you don't get as hot inside the armor. Waroduce posted:Get a haircut you loving hippie I just can't do anything with my hair. I either look like crap with long hair or I look like crap with short hair so i leave it this way and save on getting a cut every six to eight weeks. anyway this is about armoring a small child, not my various choices.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:05 |
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This is nice but you are aware that the invention of baby gunpowder and tiny handheld firearms have already rendered this obsolete right
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:43 |
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i see your baby in armor and im going to take that as a challenge
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:46 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:This is nice but you are aware that the invention of baby gunpowder and tiny handheld firearms have already rendered this obsolete right This is England so I'm more worried about baby kitchen knives and little handheld bombs
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:52 |
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baby drones everywhere
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:57 |
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Where are the magic runes and golden swirly things and glowing bits and those cracks that make it look like it's full of lava? This is low level poo poo. Your son is underleveled. Level him and get him better armor.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:09 |
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Gilganixon posted:This is England so I'm more worried about baby kitchen knives and little handheld bombs too real
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:19 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Where are the magic runes and golden swirly things and glowing bits and those cracks that make it look like it's full of lava? he's only a level 1 human though... he's not leveling up until february next year.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:29 |
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looks cute
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:31 |