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Rura Penthe
Jun 2, 2000
Lock up your microwaves... SwearingScience is here!
Eliminator is back for its 12th season! Welcome back emails will go out to existing players in a week or so, but I've been getting enough questions that I decided to put up the thread now.

What is eliminator?
A free game I've been running in SAS/TFF since 2004. It contains survival mode, pick'em, reverse and spread variants, and has a fake money betting mode called funbuck that allows spread, moneyline, over/under, and parlay betting. Why aren't you playing it?

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Pick your teams!

Games
-Eliminator
-Reverse Eliminator
-Spread Eliminator (bet against the spread)
-Reverse Spread Eliminator (because why not)
-Pickem
-Reverse Pickem
-Spread Pickem
-Reverse Spread Pickem (also because why not)
-We may also have "classic" (point-based) pickem this year -- we'll see.

We've also got group support! Group owners can set their groups to be public/private, control the game types that are allowed, and email invitations to users.

There are leaderboards for every game type and every group, so there have never been more chances to show how bad you are at picking NFL games!


2014 Recap
The (many) winners of SAS eliminator last year were...

Eliminator
Dandy Kaiser, RatedArgh, and Magicpants, our 17-0 players!

Reverse Eliminator
trevmeister66, at 16-1

Spread Eliminator
spintzel, the champion at 14-3

Reverse Spread Eliminator
A tie at 11-6 between JPrime and Spikey

Pickem
ghlbtsk (177-78)

Reverse Pickem
voodoo (177-77)

Spread Pickem
DrKennethNoisewater (138-114-3)

Reverse Spread Pickem
Parmesan Basil (137-113-6)

Funbucks
MasterStur (31,298.46)

Eliminator Standings
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004

Funbuck Standings
2014 Regular Season
2013 Regular Season
2013 Postseason
2012 Regular Season
2012 Postseason

Worst Bloodbaths Ever!
2004 Week 9
First year of eliminator and very few bets, but the Giants and Chiefs went down and when the smoke cleared only 25% of players were still standing.

2005 Week 1
The game that made me swear off Rams bets forever. 4 complete seasons since and not once have I bet on that cursed team.

2006 Week 7
Cards and Jags combined to break the hearts of well over 100 people. 29.76% remained.

2007 Week 10
Damned Saints! This was the year the Saints had suddenly become good. Unfortunately the ghost of Archie Manning put a hex on the team and they went down, taking 76 brave souls with them. (The hex was made more powerful by Archie not being dead.) 27.86% survived.

2010 Week 16
The latest mass elimination in the history of the game. 6 of the top 8 teams (ordered by # of bets) went down in flames and only 20.9% survived.

2013 Week 10
Jaguars beat Titans. Whoops. 15.49% made it through.

Past Eliminator Threads
Season 11
Season 10
Season 9
Season 9 Postseason
Season 8
Season 7
Season 6
Season 5
Season 4
Season 3
Season 2
(Season 1 is MIA. If anyone manages to find it let me know!)

Rura Penthe fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Aug 13, 2015

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Can't wait to get trapped by the Bucs again!

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Woohoo!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
In for the first time

El Patron
Jul 9, 2011

Philly Philly
It's good to be back !

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Love this site, love the work you put into it every year, love you Rura! Thanks!

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
Are there any Exciting New Features planned for this year?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I love this for preemptively curbing any thoughts of betting significant real money I may ever have, because holy poo poo I'm terrible at it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Blotto Skorzany posted:

Are there any Exciting New Features planned for this year?

The ability to take a payday loan at 25% interest per day so you can make that last bet to get straight after the Jags win and ruin your moneyline parlay.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I can't wait to get knocked out in the first couple weeks of the season yet a-loving-gain

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
One year I made it to like week 14. Every other time I'm out by week 4.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I remember a few years ago the Browns opened against the Bengals and the Browns were supposed to finally be good while the Bengals were trash and I thought lol I'll do it and the Browns got the poo poo kicked out of them while the Bengals I think were a playoff team that year

e: It was 2011 now that I look

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
This is back, that means football really is nearly here!

Never pick divisional games!

Also I remember like 3 years ago I hit on a crazy 7-way parlay, that was awesome. Too bad I only bet 50 funbux on that

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
2011 I got knocked out week 1 thanks to the bills beating the Chiefs.

2012 I got knocked out in week 1 again when the redskins beat the saints.

Fml

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Time to defend my complete pure luck title of betting on spreads a weekend before :getin:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

E_Motion posted:

This is back, that means football really is nearly here!

Never pick divisional games!

Also I remember like 3 years ago I hit on a crazy 7-way parlay, that was awesome. Too bad I only bet 50 funbux on that

I've won big on a parlay, won like 20k in one week, then slowly pissed it away on losing bets until I was left with nothing

Oh last year I got knocked out betting on the Rams, whoops

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Rura Penthe posted:


(need the season 11 link since I don't have archives)


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658930

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Week 1 matchups are actually pretty tough.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
As Reverse Spread Pickem champ I demand all of you kiss my proverbial rings

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Parmesan Basil posted:

Reverse Spread Pickem

A silly game for silly people.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Burger Trench posted:

The Week 1 matchups are actually pretty tough.

When in doubt, pick against the Raiders.

Rura Penthe
Jun 2, 2000
Lock up your microwaves... SwearingScience is here!

Thanks Qwijib0!

Rura Penthe
Jun 2, 2000
Lock up your microwaves... SwearingScience is here!

Blotto Skorzany posted:

Are there any Exciting New Features planned for this year?

It is possible that there might be classic pickem (points-based scoring). Otherwise probably nothing major (although historically I usually get annoyed by something and add a few smaller features during the season).

If history is any indicator, the next major revamp of the project will be in a year or two when I become too ashamed of the current codebase.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Qwijib0 posted:

A silly game for silly people.

:agreed: Spread pick-em is what really separates the men from the boys. Glad you can all be here to witness the beginning of my dynasty.

Voodoo
Jun 3, 2003

m2sbr what
I've been playing for years and I still can't really wrap my head about Reverse Spread Pickem. That game type is just a poo poo show of silliness.

Reverse pick'em is *clearly* the game of choice. (maybe this year I'll make my reverse and regular pick'ems the same)

Thanks for hosting again Rura!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Please never pick the Bengals. They will tie a game again this year and make you furious like they did to me last year.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

How many peoples' eliminator season died because McNabb didn't know that there are ties?

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
Yase!

I'm not in a fantasy league this year, so all my focus can be on this.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

The dream. Can we do it again?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I remember one season (before everything was all in one site) I had an eliminator account and a reverse eliminator account, and I blew both games in the first week so I tried to just go reverse in my regular account and regular in my reverse account and I blew both games the second week

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Yay, it's back, time to lose all my funbucks and get eliminated in week 5 again :woop:

(Seriously though, you're awesome Rura)

e: oh wow. I apparently made it to week 16 back in 2010, totally forgot about that. Granted, I haven't made it past week 6 since.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Aug 15, 2015

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
I look forward to showing you all how dumb I can be when it comes to picking football games.

will the thrill
Aug 18, 2003

When I hit the club, Ima be wit David Banner, a thug ass nigga wit bad table mannaz

BasicFunk posted:

I look forward to showing you all how dumb I can be when it comes to picking football games.

Exact opposite here. I believe I'm a savant. You bastards are going down

In as Horse Pr0n, watch out y'all

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
In for another year. Already put in a 9 way parlay. I learned from last year you go big or you go home in fun bucks!

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
In for my seventh season of this and week one of regular eliminator is maybe the most I've ever struggled with this. Lots of home underdogs and divisional games are really interfering with the usual rules of thumb.

Rura Penthe
Jun 2, 2000
Lock up your microwaves... SwearingScience is here!
Sending out the official launch email as we speak :) Welcome back everybody!

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
Wootabaga

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Thank you for doing this, rura.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
I should be out of the 3 eliminators I'm in by week 4, then relying on bonus fun-bucks every week.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Bet it on the Steelers plus 3.5, I feel so dirty.

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