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They say you only get one chance to lake a first impression so I want to do the best one I can. I was thinking of maybe wearing a collored shirt and a fake mustache to show I'm professional but I also know how to have a good time when the situation calls for it, or maybe a bra with one of the straps slightly showing to create an aura of mystique, or a hat with the logo of a popular sports team like the New Yorj Yankees. You guys have more experience with this kind of thing so I'm counting on you
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make sure to practice in the mirror before the big day
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here are some phrases to memorize if you ever get into a sticky situation at an interview: i have a good head for business business? hell i know about business. i was just about to ask you that
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Interview them before they start interviewing you to show that you're the alpha.
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stare intently into the eyes of the interviewer, don't EVER break eye contact for any reason whatsoever
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If asked for a weakness make sure to say it's that you work too hard or care too much. Employers love that and will be surprised how you can turn a negative into a positive. Also, make sure to pay that one goon hundreds of dollars for a resume and interview coaching.
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Richard McBeef posted:If asked for a weakness make sure to say it's that you work too hard or care too much. Employers love that and will be surprised how you can turn a negative into a positive. My weakness is that "I have a hard time accepting help because it's my job and if you have to send me help then I feel like I'm doing something wrong" it landed me my current job 
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sure fire way to ace any interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg
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try not to cry if the interviewer calls you a fag and slaps you aroud a little. this is just part of the "hazing process" and is somethong ever interviewee has to go through
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Aug 12, 2015 15:26
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make sure you list "extensive experience sending and receiving faxes" whether its true or not. most people in HR value this skill above all others. if you dont have that experience take a class at a local business college. usually they have night classes in faxing, and stenography.
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Aug 12, 2015 15:27
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Tell them about your felony
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Aug 12, 2015 15:33
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if they ask a 'brainteaser' riddle question like "how many ping pong balls can you fit in a school bus", flip the table over and claim it's part of your analytical process, they'll nod and respect your bravado
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Aug 12, 2015 15:34
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cover yourself with patchouli oil to help hide the dank weed also invite them to play hackey sack
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Enfield posted:here are some phrases to memorize if you ever get into a sticky situation at an interview: If getting a job is anything like proving I'm not a virgin then this shouls be a walk in the park
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Aug 12, 2015 15:36
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tell them that if you dont get the job you'll kill yourself
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tell them that you would like your office away from any dirty jews
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Hobohemian posted:Interview them before they start interviewing you to show that you're the alpha. This, unironically. It should be a two way street. If you don't have questions for them, they'll figure out that you're a fuckup who's just desperate for a job, any job. It's a lot easier to pull off if you already have a job and aren't a millennial.
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I interviewed this one girl a few months ago she turned the tables and starting interviewing us. We all liked it and thought it was pretty novel but ultimately we went a different direction/gender in our decision making process.
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Kuato posted:I interviewed this one girl a few months ago she turned the tables and starting interviewing us. We all liked it and thought it was pretty novel but ultimately we went a different direction/gender in our decision making process. tranny4pay in tyool 2015
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Kuato posted:I interviewed this one girl a few months ago she turned the tables and starting interviewing us. We all liked it and thought it was pretty novel but ultimately we went a different direction/gender in our decision making process. I always do this. A bunch of research into the company and then I ask a bunch of questions and even have them give me a tour at the end if possible.
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Aug 12, 2015 15:48
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I like pretty much every style of music so I could pretend to be into the same stuff as the interviewer. What kind of music do job interviewer guys listen to?
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a bay posted:I like pretty much every style of music so I could pretend to be into the same stuff as the interviewer. What kind of music do job interviewer guys listen to? HR people have no soul. Their music consists of the tears of people who have them.
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Aug 12, 2015 15:53
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a bay posted:I like pretty much every style of music so I could pretend to be into the same stuff as the interviewer. What kind of music do job interviewer guys listen to? Foo Fighters. Probably a good bet on Bruce Springsteen too.
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A misanthrope posted:I always do this. A bunch of research into the company and then I ask a bunch of questions and even have them give me a tour at the end if possible. same but i give the tour
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P-Mack posted:It's a lot easier to pull off if you already have a job Thanks for this really helpful advice on how to get a job 
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:same but i give the tour that poo poo is pro as hell 
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Even better is to have a ton of money so you can just invest it and not even need a job. That will give you a lot of confidence that interviewers will pick up on.
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I feel now is good a time as any to make a confession. I'm not actually going to a job interview, I guess you guys got trolled, welcome to the owned zone 
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a bay posted:I feel now is good a time as any to make a confession. I'm not actually going to a job interview, I guess you guys got trolled, welcome to the owned zone what the?? 
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a bay posted:I feel now is good a time as any to make a confession. I'm not actually going to a job interview, I guess you guys got trolled, welcome to the owned zone YOU MOTHERFUCKRE
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always gently caress on the first date
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a bay posted:They say you only get one chance to lake a first impression so I want to do the best one I can. I was thinking of maybe wearing a collored shirt and a fake mustache to show I'm professional but I also know how to have a good time when the situation calls for it, or maybe a bra with one of the straps slightly showing to create an aura of mystique, or a hat with the logo of a popular sports team like the New Yorj Yankees. You guys have more experience with this kind of thing so I'm counting on you wait, bra? so you're a chick? be pretty and smile, that's all you ever have to do #jonpop4eva
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I had a sense that that was coming, which is why I kept my job getting tips to myself
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a bay posted:I feel now is good a time as any to make a confession. I'm not actually going to a job interview, I guess you guys got trolled, welcome to the owned zone maybe thats for the best. you dont sound quite like you "have what it takes," in a manner of speaking
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JFC. Major ownage itt. That technique...
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My dad has a story about one of his old friends who went into a Civil Service interview with 5 pints in him. When asked "What is your opinion on the current situation with yugoslavia?", he replied with What the gently caress kind of question is that? Better than my lovely technique of not prepping. Jesus Christ do some prep.
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