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School Nickname posted:My dad has a story about one of his old friends who went into a Civil Service interview with 5 pints in him. did you even read the thread?? you have been had
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Horniest Manticore posted:wait, bra? so you're a chick? be pretty and smile, that's all you ever have to do #jonpop4eva I refuse to do that on principle because it wouldnt be fair to the other people applying for the job
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Aug 12, 2015 17:15
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use the 5 year plan 2020 vision joke
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School Nickname posted:My dad has a story about one of his old friends who went into a Civil Service interview with 5 pints in him. School nickname getting owned on August 12 2015, someone better update the SAclepedia to save this pwnage for prosperity.
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Aug 12, 2015 17:23
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or phone the police department and ask if any good jobs have been reported
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Aug 12, 2015 17:24
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Kuato posted:School nickname getting owned on August 12 2015, someone better update the SAclepedia to save this pwnage for prosperity. ill make the website
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numberoneposter posted:or phone the police department and ask if any good jobs have been reported itym reopened
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Aug 12, 2015 17:24
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numberoneposter posted:use the 5 year plan 2020 vision joke wow you guys really are gullible lol hey ive got a bridge id like to sell you lmbo
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Aug 12, 2015 17:25
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dad gay. so what posted:wow you guys really are gullible lol trade you the bridge for some swamp land i inherited?
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Aug 12, 2015 17:27
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dad gay. so what posted:wow you guys really are gullible lol I bet they think its a good business idea to hire the cutest and most adorable person instead of the best one for the job
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Aug 12, 2015 17:29
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lorn Wayne posted:trade you the bridge for some swamp land i inherited? heh, i get the reference  maybe you should talk to some of these other rubes
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Aug 12, 2015 17:29
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im applying for head cock of the gently caress factory
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Aug 12, 2015 17:37
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a bay posted:I bet they think its a good business idea to hire the cutest and most adorable person instead of the best one for the job no joke this was the case at the last big corporate i contracted at, 90% of girls who worked there were cute with massive tits, it kinda became a whole running joke among staff. even the girl sitting next to me used to be a pub waitress and was hired by my manager on a drunken bachelor party night out in an attempt to sleep with her (didn't happen, she got the job and then let him know she had a boyfriend).
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Aug 12, 2015 17:39
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this thread is a damned lie
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Aug 12, 2015 17:42
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lorn Wayne posted:no joke this was the case at the last big corporate i contracted at, 90% of girls who worked there were cute with massive tits, it kinda became a whole running joke among staff. even the girl sitting next to me used to be a pub waitress and was hired by my manager on a drunken bachelor party night out in an attempt to sleep with her (didn't happen, she got the job and then let him know she had a boyfriend). Well I am going to tell the interviewer right up front that I am dating because I want to be hired for my team player spirit and dedication to the ideals of the company NOT because of my perky B cups and big butt that are hard to hide even in lose fitting work clothes
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Aug 12, 2015 17:43
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A misanthrope posted:this thread is a damned lie i tried to be honest 
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Aug 12, 2015 17:45
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School Nickname posted:i tried to be honest Dont listen to those guys they are just salty and buttmade because they got trolled. I think it sounds like good advice, and fun. I will try it next time I *stifling laughter* apply for a job
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Aug 12, 2015 18:01
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Go through the whole interview then at the end let them know you aren't really interviewing and welcome them to the own zone. Tell them you'll keep the whole thing a secret if they hire you though
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Aug 12, 2015 18:05
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I think I will try a hybrid approach that combines te suggetions made so far about flipping the interview, being hot, and getting drunk, so instead of going to the interview to ask for a job I am going to the bar so some guy will offer me one
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Aug 12, 2015 18:06
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if the interviewer has a photo of his wife on his desk pick it up and ask where you can go for some privacy
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Aug 12, 2015 18:09
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on your resume list all the pokemons you caught and offer your DS for the background check
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Aug 12, 2015 18:11
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A misanthrope posted:on your resume list all the pokemons you caught and offer your DS for the background check He's not really going to an interview, add A Misanthrope to the list of owned Goons on the website Dad.
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Aug 12, 2015 18:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPtKNZpfz4
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Aug 12, 2015 18:14
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Kuato posted:He's not really going to an interview, add A Misanthrope to the list of owned Goons on the website Dad. i know im just listing good ideas so everyone here thinks im smart
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Aug 12, 2015 18:16
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Kuato posted:He's not really going to an interview, add A Misanthrope to the list of owned Goons on the website Dad. lol, these goons will never learn! im having trouble keeping up with all the names! lol
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Aug 12, 2015 18:17
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dad gay. so what posted:lol, these goons will never learn! im having trouble keeping up with all the names! lol i'll send u a fax
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Aug 12, 2015 18:17
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dad gay. so what posted:lol, these goons will never learn! im having trouble keeping up with all the names! lol dad gay why you gotta chronicle my shame? i like to print out my posts and show them to would-be employers but i will not be showcasing my work itt
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Aug 12, 2015 18:21
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Show them your snatch - never fails
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Aug 12, 2015 18:23
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dad gay. so what posted:lol, these goons will never learn! im having trouble keeping up with all the names! lol There going to need a gang tag soon
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Aug 12, 2015 18:25
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Currently putting together my tier list of hats and meme t shirts to wear at the job interview so keep this thread bookmarked
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Aug 12, 2015 18:33
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Tuxedo t-shirt and a steampunk top hat that has a bunch of gears glued to it
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Aug 12, 2015 18:38
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pretend to know a lot about rare birds and fish so you seem sophisticated
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Aug 12, 2015 18:45
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Aralan posted:Tuxedo t-shirt and a steampunk top hat that has a bunch of gears glued to it 
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what gender is the nose?
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