Just had a Great British lunch - Jellied Eels with Pie & Mash

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Fluo: May 25, 2007

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

congrats on being the one person in England who doesn't use instant

I dont use instant

Hasbean.co.uk owns

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:38

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

thats a eel nice pile of poo poo you got there, OP :smug:

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:04

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

dad gay. so what posted:

thats a eel nice pile of poo poo you got there, OP

gently caress man he is so loving owned he might as well be an immigrant

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:09

vug: Jan 23, 2015; by Cowcaster

i dont really see how jellied eels are a defensible thing to eat

pork scratchings on the other hand

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:29

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

faggots

you are all eating faggots

ALL OF YOU (but especially Nigel Fagage)

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:30

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

British people are dumb because they call chips crisps and french fries chips. No wonder they have to resort to eating eel anus soup.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 01:16

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

I'm sorry OP, I'll defend the Full English and marmite and baked beans and proper bacon, but that looks completely gross. Would not eat.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 04:22

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

what went wrong in your dumb backwards inbred dystopian island kingdom that makes you guys eat poo poo like that

# ? Aug 13, 2015 05:04

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Bardeh posted:

I'm sorry OP, I'll defend the Full English and marmite and baked beans and proper bacon, but that looks completely gross. Would not eat.

marmite is like vegemite but slightly less gross

how the gently caress can you defend beer vomit?

# ? Aug 13, 2015 05:35

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Bardeh posted:

I'm sorry OP, I'll defend the Full English and marmite and baked beans and proper bacon, but that looks completely gross. Would not eat.

You are a traitor to her Majesty the Queen and all of England. Against the wall now!

# ? Aug 13, 2015 09:41

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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smg77 posted:

British people are dumb because they call chips crisps and french fries chips. No wonder they have to resort to eating eel anus soup.

we call fries, fries they are thin cut. We call thick cut chips, chips you retard.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 09:42

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

the great deceiver posted:

what went wrong in your dumb backwards inbred dystopian island kingdom that makes you guys eat poo poo like that

No one really eats that poo poo (jellied eels)

# ? Aug 13, 2015 09:47

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

No one really eats that poo poo (jellied eels)

op ate my jellied eel last night

# ? Aug 13, 2015 09:48

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

go to boomerangs in austin tx, OP for authentic british food

# ? Aug 13, 2015 09:51

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Nonsense posted:

go to boomerangs in austin tx, OP for authentic british food

Why would I want to leave Old Blightey to get "authentic british food" when its everywhere here since we created it.

Who lets you retards use the internet unsupervised?

# ? Aug 13, 2015 09:55

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

British food is poo poo

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:00

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Nigel Farage posted:

Why would I want to leave Old Blightey to get "authentic british food" when its everywhere here since we created it.

Who lets you retards use the internet unsupervised?

silence git

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:02

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Nonsense posted:

silence git

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:05

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

Nigel Farage posted:

I like how the mash was scraped off a spoon with the edge of the plate

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:10

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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midnightclimax posted:

I like how the mash was scraped off a spoon with the edge of the plate

Your avatar of the glorious Maggie is the best iv'e seen.

The iron lady was a looker in her youth.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:12

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

nothing good has ever come from england or any english person

e. except Paul Scholes

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:23

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

Eel should be smoked.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:44

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Eel should be smoked.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:49

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

Let's get some shots of actual decent British food in here.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:51

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

boy food sure is good when its boiled

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:52

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

a lot of miners from cornwall came to my weird little area of northern california during the gold rush so to this day we have a strange amount of cornish pasty shops and they're actually really p good. thank you cornwall

# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:57

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Roy posted:

67% of people in UK are overweight

Mostly in Wales.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 11:06

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

spud posted:

Mostly in Wales.

they're mostly ALL whales

# ? Aug 13, 2015 11:06

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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spud posted:

Mostly in Wales.

But we dont consider them Taffy Welsh sheep shagger bastards as part of the UK or Great Britain.

My plan is to dump all the migrants/illegals in Wales and block it off completely.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 11:17

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nigel Farage posted:

But we dont consider them Taffy Welsh sheep shagger bastards as part of the UK or Great Britain.

My plan is to dump all the migrants/illegals in Wales and block it off completely.

I like Wales, it has mountains and poo poo.

Can't we just export them to America or Australia?

# ? Aug 13, 2015 11:30

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Nigel Farage posted:

But we dont consider them Taffy Welsh sheep shagger bastards as part of the UK or Great Britain.

they have more right to it than you do, idiot

# ? Aug 13, 2015 11:40

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

they have more right to it than you do, idiot

How so when I am British?

Please explain tard? I eagerly await your answer...

:allears:

# ? Aug 13, 2015 12:02

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Nigel Farage posted:

How so when I am British?

Please explain tard? I eagerly await your answer...

they were there first

# ? Aug 13, 2015 12:03

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Nigel Farage posted:

But we dont consider them Taffy Welsh sheep shagger bastards as part of the UK or Great Britain.

My plan is to dump all the migrants/illegals in Wales and block it off completely.

What the hell Nige!!!

# ? Aug 13, 2015 12:06

Fluo: May 25, 2007

the great deceiver posted:

a lot of miners from cornwall came to my weird little area of northern california during the gold rush so to this day we have a strange amount of cornish pasty shops and they're actually really p good. thank you cornwall

Yeah, fun fact Cornish Pasty as the same area protection Champagne has so they can't be called Cornish Pasties outside of Cornwall. :eng101:

quote:

The Cornish pasty has become a protected food following a long campaign to prevent it being copied by imitators.

Only pasties prepared in Cornwall and following the traditional recipe can now be described as Cornish after the European commission awarded the dish "protected geographical indication" (PGI) status. Authentic pasties can still be finally baked elsewhere in Britain.

Campaigners celebrated the decision, saying it was important for the local economy � thousands of jobs are involved in the pasty industry � as well as for consumers.

Alan Adler, chairman of the Cornish Pasty Association, said: "By guaranteeing the quality of the Cornish pasty, we are helping to protect our British food legacy. We lag far behind other European countries like France and Italy, that have hundreds of food products protected, and it's important that we value our foods just as much."

Arbroath Smokies for breakfast :swoon:

Cheddar Gorge Cheddar Cheese

Laverbread

Seaweed
If you are only ever going to try one make it Laver
Cook it for 5 hours like the welsh, to make laverbread,
or dry and shred it like the Japanese to make Nori.
Its cuylinary versabtility, it's olive-like taste and
the fact it is packed with goodness make
this seaweed stand head and shoulders above the rest.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

they have more right to it than you do, idiot

Don't worry about Nigel he's just ultra salty

# ? Aug 13, 2015 12:06

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Fluo posted:

Don't worry about Nigel he's just ultra salty

eh, I legit want King Arthur to return and lead the Welsh in a great slaughter of the English, especially Nigel

# ? Aug 13, 2015 12:07

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

they were there first

Nope. The actual meaning of the name wales and welsh itself was derived from the proto-germanic word walhaz which means foreigner or stranger and the welsh people where romans who settled in what they/we call wales - walhaz.

Try again tard.

:allears:

# ? Aug 13, 2015 12:10

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