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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i once sharted my split jorts over SJWs

you?

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
i pooped a pee

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Carried a printer 2 miles. Saw some panties but unfortunately nobody was in them.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
Registered an account and then posted on the Something Awful forums.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Registered an account and then posted on the Something Awful forums.

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Registered an account and then posted on the Something Awful forums.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Registered an account and then posted on the Something Awful forums.

This, but then I forgot about my account for several years and oh hey its still here.. the forums I mean :newlol:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



coldplay chiptunes posted:

Registered an account and then posted on the Something Awful forums.

gross

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
got so desperate to post while on probation that I regged on ebaums world

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
i got asked to prom in elvish by a girl named hester who went on to go to a quaker school on a vegetarian scholarship

e: i was the nerdier one because she knew i studied elvish so she looked it up and wrote a note and even though it was in Sindarin instead of Quenya come on i got the gist

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

eSports Chaebol posted:

i got asked to prom in elvish by a girl named hester who went on to go to a quaker school on a vegetarian scholarship

thats awesome

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

eSports Chaebol posted:

i got asked to prom in elvish by a girl named hester who went on to go to a quaker school on a vegetarian scholarship

e: i was the nerdier one because she knew i studied elvish so she looked it up and wrote a note and even though it was in Sindarin instead of Quenya come on i got the gist

man you should have declined her invite, asking you in Sindarin

gross

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
one time i did not have sex

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I turned down a date with a really hot girl one friday night because I knew my favorite LPers were going to be updating their threads later

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Nooner posted:

I turned down a date with a really hot girl one friday night because I knew my favorite LPers were going to be updating their threads later

lmbo

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Eonwe posted:

man you should have declined her invite, asking you in Sindarin

gross

Can a quenya even mate with a sindarin?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i feel as if i've spent so much time on here that i don't even know the opportunities that have passed me by. that's kind of goonish

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
whichever one of you motherfuckers ate goon slop;, thats the gooniest thing here

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I smoked a joint that had been left on my lawn for a month then I masturbated to hentai and played some dungeon crawl

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Dubious posted:

whichever one of you motherfuckers ate goon slop;, thats the gooniest thing here

what the gently caress is goon slop? is that the soylent poo poo or something?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
When I was 14 I got "married" in an MMO.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

When I was 14 I got "married" in an MMO.

whats ur furry characters name?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Peed in the sink

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

When I was 14 I got "married" in an MMO.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


saw the girl working at the comic book store browsign sa and i asked her 'do u have stairs in ur house'

of course she looked at me like I was a fag for asking and said nothing, and to her credit it was a stupid loving question because she was obviously logged into the forums

I bought a comic book and left

Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Played Magic: The Gathering into my late 30's

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

im pooping! posted:


I bought a comic book

Shameful

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
I was 15 and got drunk in a park at 3pm, then walked into town, very publically puked into a bin and collapsed, followed by two French tourists thinking I was seriously ill and tried to call me an ambulance. I ran home and Jacked off

ArcticKnife
Mar 2, 2015

Richard McBeef posted:

Played Magic: The Gathering into my late 30's

Travesty

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i cucked a caramel macchiato

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



im pooping! posted:

saw the girl working at the comic book store browsign sa and i asked her 'do u have stairs in ur house'

of course she looked at me like I was a fag for asking and said nothing, and to her credit it was a stupid loving question because she was obviously logged into the forums

I bought a comic book and left

I'm that girl. You're gross

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ratjaculation posted:

I'm that girl. You're gross

That was mean, you should have responded to I'm pooping

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
A couple of years ago I asked a guy if he had stairs in his house because he had one of those grenade stickers on his SUV. He called me a "catchphrase-spewing little human being" which I assume means yes.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Not the gooniest thing I've ever done, I just thought of that when I read what I'm pooping posted.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
I've seen the majority of episodes of dragon ball z

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I made and ate a furgur to win e-cred in GWS

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i made that hobo wine following that one thread in 2005 or whatever in my college dorm closet lol

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Had a KFC double down for lunch once

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I fixed a computer and someone paid me for it.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Simstim posted:

I've seen the majority of episodes of dragon ball z

Everybody loves DBZ not just goons.

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