Women with Tattoos.. attractive or otherwise?

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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BigBoss posted:

I've never seen anyone look better because they got a tattoo, but I've seen plenty of people who look worse.

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# ? Aug 12, 2015 22:42

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Can look good on young attractive women but after a certain point they start to be tacky like that 35 year old guy dressing like a college freshman.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 22:49

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

ArbitraryC posted:

Can look good on young attractive women but after a certain point they start to be tacky like that 35 year old guy dressing like a college freshman.

I TOLD YOU I WAS WEARING TORN JEANS AND A RATTY GREY T BECAUSE I WAS WORKING ON THE LAWN OK!?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 22:55

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

Xaris posted:

My Boss just about hit the roof when he saw that pic on my screen but then realized there's a black dot on the nip and he's totally okay with it now

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

i heard if a chick gets her belly button peirced that is like the scat fetish's way of doing the gay guy with the right ear pierced is that true?

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Clipperton posted:

if the tats all work together then sure

you need a game plan before you start that poo poo, you can't just decide to get a luigi on your calf and a month later get an ankh on your ankle then a chinese dragon somewhere else and just expect it all to fall into a cohesive and aesthetically pleasing whole

most ppl with ink just look like a highschooler doodled on them

i agree with this wholeheartedly

# ? Aug 12, 2015 23:06

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Clipperton posted:

if the tats all work together then sure

you need a game plan before you start that poo poo, you can't just decide to get a luigi on your calf and a month later get an ankh on your ankle then a chinese dragon somewhere else and just expect it all to fall into a cohesive and aesthetically pleasing whole

most ppl with ink just look like a highschooler doodled on them

this but unironically (about stupid videogame/nerd poo poo)

# ? Aug 12, 2015 23:07

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

hot, but only if I don't have to hear about any ~~*deep personal meaning*~~ behind any of the tattoos. It's a bonus if there is no deep personal meaning to begin with

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Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Meowbot posted:

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# ? Aug 12, 2015 23:27

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

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a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

Every girl I see has the same tattoo of a rose on their arm. Zzz

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

a dog from hell posted:

Every girl I see has the same tattoo of a rose on their arm. Zzz

try going outside more

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a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

TwoFire posted:

try going outside more

I'll try that some time thanks rear end in a top hat

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Soarer: Jan 14, 2012; I JUST CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PONY AVATARS

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I've never seen a tattoo add anything to a woman's attractivness. Usually they just make her look trashy, or make no impact s t best.

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Beautiful Artwork:

LOL:

# ? Aug 12, 2015 23:45

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

tattoos always look stupid on anyone. all piercings are gross and they are downright depressing on people over age 22, it's like seeing someone that has given up on life.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 23:47

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Highly dependent on the tat and woman in question

Most tats are generally a bad idea

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

this bitch said she fell asleep in the chair and when she woke up the tattoo artist had done that and all she wanted was like one tiny little star behind her ear or something

you can read that as 'my parents flipped right the gently caress out and that's what I told them.' it's funny though because apparently the parents bought it hook line and sinker because the tattoo artist got sued over it. dunno what ended up happening though.

City of Tampa posted:

downright depressing on people over age 22, it's like seeing someone that has given up on life.

this is how I feel about people who live in FL

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Moridin920 posted:

this bitch said she fell asleep in the chair and when she woke up the tattoo artist had done that and all she wanted was like one tiny little star behind her ear or something

you can read that as 'my parents flipped right the gently caress out and that's what I told them.' it's funny though because apparently the parents bought it hook line and sinker because the tattoo artist got sued over it. dunno what ended up happening though

Lol. I, too, can sleep through someone repeatedly stabbing a needle into one of the most sensitive places on the body

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:01

coldplay chiptunes: Sep 17, 2010; by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

this bitch said she fell asleep in the chair and when she woke up the tattoo artist had done that and all she wanted was like one tiny little star behind her ear or something

I also routinely fall asleep while getting face tattoos.

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

tattoos are just more crap to whitewarsh wit my jizz

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BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

Aralan posted:

Lol. I, too, can sleep through someone repeatedly stabbing a needle into one of the most sensitive places on the body

It's easy to sleep if you just shot up an 8 ball of marijuana.

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Beautiful Artwork:

goddamn that is raised script :captainpop:

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

TwoFire posted:

goddamn that is raised script

it's probably just a fresh tattoo (the falling leaves, anyway)

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Moridin920 posted:

it's probably just a fresh tattoo

HepC takes awhile to set in doesn't it?

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Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

tattoos are for degenerates

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

alt response: leaf me alone, this poo poo hurts :newlol:

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coldplay chiptunes: Sep 17, 2010; by Lowtax

TwoFire posted:

goddamn that is raised script

lmao are you retarded???

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City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

this is how I feel about people who live in FL

how's that neck tat healing?

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:27

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

City of Tampa posted:

how's that neck tat healing?

no visible tats

septum piercing though (i purposefully set it askew and girls just fuckin love to set it straight for me haha)

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

coldplay chiptunes posted:

lmao are you retarded???

yes also tats are for tards

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

tattoos look bad especially on women.

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Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

not a fan of tatts on girls if i'm honest. i could be ok if it was some lovely on the foot thing or a small tatt somewhere that could be hidden when going out somewhere then whatever.

but sleeves, tramp stamps or large leg/stomach/upper back tatts? nah.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:37

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i don't know why some people get so pissy about other people having tattoos

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Kleen_TheRacistDog: Feb 17, 2014; Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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my IRL GF has a great number of tattoos, including some she did herself. she's a bit of punk rocker. i don't have any tats b/c they are no longer symbols of danger, but we make it work.

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