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I'm sitting in wok & go enjoying a tasty tasty sweet and sour box meal deal with spring rolls and a Pepsi refill and some can't of a father has brought in two of his children and they are making a noise and moving around a lot and I have a hangover so I don't really appreciate it. Children are noisy and smelly and stare at you and annoying why don't people just keep them at home until the become adults.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:19 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:06 |
Shirley Crabtree posted:why don't people just keep them at home until the become adults. but then you would still be at home??
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:20 |
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Agreed OP. Most cities have perfectly functional sewer systems that children can use to go from place to place. They do no need to be on the surface with the rest of us being annoying and loud.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:21 |
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It's, honestly, the only way to prove that you had sex.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:21 |
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Decebal posted:It's, honestly, the only way to prove that you had sex. i like to pretend my friends gf's baby is mine so people think im a sex haver
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:22 |
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ps the family is working class so they don't care about controlling them
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:23 |
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Decebal posted:It's, honestly, the only way to prove that you had sex. No, loving in public works too.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:23 |
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pps my phone corrected oval office to can't just to clarify the father is a oval office
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:25 |
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Have another pepsi refill you fatty
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:26 |
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Naerasa posted:No, loving in public works too. With the rapid developments in robotics, that might not be 100% foolproof in the near future
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:27 |
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i unironically agree with the op kids are poo poo
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:27 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:28 |
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what's it like to be so obese that a women will not touch you let alone produce children op
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:30 |
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Because if you don't, the kids will become obese adult shutins posting on dead forums about how they had a hangover at chinese place when a father brought his two kids in.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:33 |
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as an adult goon who stays perpetually locked up @ home i can confirm this is the best practice
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:34 |
Shirley Crabtree posted:pps my phone corrected oval office to can't just to clarify the father is a oval office irtt i thought it was a kinda clever new insult like bitchmade or betamale
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:35 |
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and now I have to queue behind a bunch of overexcited kids at the ice cream van who can't decide when all I want is a large Mr whippy with a chocolate flake and raspberry sauce for my pudding
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:37 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:and now I have to queue behind a bunch of overexcited kids at the ice cream van who can't decide when all I want is a large Mr whippy with a chocolate flake and raspberry sauce for my pudding Why don't you start walking towards the counter. Just walk through them !! they're kids and can't stop you cucked by a bunch of kids lol
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:39 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:and now I have to queue behind a bunch of overexcited kids at the ice cream van who can't decide when all I want is a large Mr whippy with a chocolate flake and raspberry sauce for my pudding maybe go for a walk than eat more
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:41 |
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It's a loving restaurant so grab a knife and cut em up.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:46 |
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this is my 666th post
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:48 |
A WORLD WHERE ALL BABY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- extremely a goon's poo poo right there
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:48 |
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there are too many kids and poeple keep having more of them, its the worst realy
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:50 |
grrr! smash baby. but wait! that illegal. *eyes computer* hmmmmmm
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:52 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:56 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:there are too many kids and poeple keep having more of them, its the worst realy
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:56 |
*walks into a hastings 30 years from now* oh my god why is this place staffed only by old dusty fucks oh that's right i destroyed all children and all gonads 30 years ago so i could have a hamburger in relative peace
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 14:59 |
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cram me sideways posted:*walks into a hastings 30 years from now* oh my god why is this place staffed only by old dusty fucks Population decrease is a worthy and noble goal. If we don't do it through reproductive laws nature will through wars and disease
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:03 |
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I agree with a Shirley Crabtree post, guess it had to happen eventually
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:09 |
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The problem here isn't children, it's the parents. I think that children should be taken away from their parents at birth and raised in government facilities, far away from civilization. Either that or mandatory sterilizations of everyone as soon as they hit puberty.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:09 |
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Decebal posted:Population decrease is a worthy and noble goal. If we don't do it through reproductive laws nature will through wars and disease And sharks, don't forget sharks.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:10 |
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The worst is when people take their retarded kids to public places. The noises are worse and they usually smell funny.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:11 |
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Whiskey Sours posted:The problem here isn't children, it's the parents. I think that children should be taken away from their parents at birth and raised in government facilities, far away from civilization. It worked for Jim Thorpe!
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:11 |
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when i done w ur mom's sweet and sour box she'll have a couple extra children to take to public places (if the jolly ol' roger of a woman is ok w that i think she'd like me imho)
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:12 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:14 |
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Also: you drink pepsi
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:15 |
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thathonkey posted:Also: you drink pepsi good
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:18 |
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Small children should fight only in sound proof gladiatorial stadiums for our amusement. That way I can enjoy my god drat MEAL IN PEACE but also a great place to watch a blood sport. It is a win win for everyone, because the kids that would come out of that would be so awesome at killing children that he would break after dealing with regular society and go on a kid killing frenzy but then I guess that would make noise when I am sitting alone at 3am in a burger king slowly killing myself from eating disgusting foods. drat it kids ruin everything.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:43 |
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Lmao loving Pepsi drinkers coming out of the woodworks in here looks like my ignore list about to grow
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:44 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:06 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:and now I have to queue behind a bunch of overexcited kids at the ice cream van who can't decide when all I want is a large Mr whippy with a chocolate flake and raspberry sauce for my pudding Yo this mother fucker called an ice cream truck an ice cream van XD What the gently caress is chocolate flake? What do you mean raspberry sauce with your pudding? Do you already have pudding and you are buying sauce from the ice cream man? What is a Mr Whippy? Is that pudding?
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:48 |