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Just wanted to state again for the record that op has self-identified as someone who drinks pepsi
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Aug 13, 2015 16:04
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Aug 13, 2015 16:04
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If women weren't so selfish (again) they would keep the kids inside for a bit longer so that they come out older and easier to manage. But no, they have to drop them when they're at peak annoyance level.
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Aug 13, 2015 16:07
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if you dont familiarize your child to public spaces they become the type of mouthbreather who complains about children on an internet forum
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Aug 13, 2015 16:10
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:if you dont familiarize your child to public spaces they become the type of mouthbreather who complains about children on an internet forum there is an elegant solution to both of these probalems, which , is to not have children
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Aug 13, 2015 16:11
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:there is an elegant solution to both of these probalems, which , is to not have children That is mad elegant dawg good call
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Aug 13, 2015 16:12
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thathonkey posted:That is mad elegant dawg good call thank you friend 
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Aug 13, 2015 16:13
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i wish I had like a hundred children so I could throw them at you , op
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Aug 13, 2015 16:14
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poors love them babies
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Aug 13, 2015 16:16
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Ahundredbux posted:i wish I had like a hundred children so I could throw them at you , op thats at least Ahundredfux
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Aug 13, 2015 16:17
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also I am all for keeping children out of nice restaurants and bars and places that should be quiet and stuff, but it sounds like you were at some fast food chinese food place, akin to mcdonalds, so I don't think you can really have any expectations. Same thing with the icecream man, who plays childrens music over his vans PA because children are the target market for ice cream truck ice cream
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Aug 13, 2015 16:20
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unpacked robinhood posted:poors love them babies idiots everywhere, not just poor idiots, cant help but to spawn. It's almost as if there is deeply engrained biological hard wiring that compels us to do so
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Aug 13, 2015 16:21
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:if you dont familiarize your child to public spaces they become the type of mouthbreather who complains about children on an internet forum good
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Aug 13, 2015 16:24
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JakeP posted:Yo this mother fucker called an ice cream truck an ice cream van XD In America we have ice cream trucks because selling ice cream is a job done by professionals. They drive a truck cause it's real work. In Britain they have ice cream vans because in Britain ice cream is sold by pedophiles from vans.
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Aug 13, 2015 16:24
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thathonkey posted:idiots everywhere, not just poor idiots, cant help but to spawn. you can still get some birth-control and the lizard brain won't know the difference
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Aug 13, 2015 16:29
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boom boom boom posted:In America we have ice cream trucks because selling ice cream is a job done by professionals. They drive a truck cause it's real work. In Britain they have ice cream vans because in Britain ice cream is sold by pedophiles from vans. I'm picturing an F150 that has a bed filled to the brim with breyers. p erotic
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Aug 13, 2015 16:34
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JakeP posted:also I am all for keeping children out of nice restaurants and bars and places that should be quiet and stuff, but it sounds like you were at some fast food chinese food place, akin to mcdonalds, so I don't think you can really have any expectations. Same thing with the icecream man, who plays childrens music over his vans PA because children are the target market for ice cream truck ice cream i frequent a pub/brewery (because its real close) and all the hipster parents bring their spawn in to run around screaming while they sip their double ipas
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Aug 13, 2015 16:35
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Darth123123 posted:i frequent a pub/brewery (because its real close) and all the hipster parents bring their spawn in to run around screaming while they sip their double ipas i fuckin hate millennials
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Aug 13, 2015 16:38
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"These are my kids Adler, Attyson, Kierson, Bastian, Zaiden, Chesney and Jaydien! Aren't they cute! I had all of them over the shortest timespan possible and drag them screaming and making GBS threads everywhere! And I'm pregnant! Little baby Brook'Lynn is going to be the one who finally brings meaning to my life, I just know it!"
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Aug 13, 2015 16:46
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the hormone changes that parents go through when thye have a kid that makes them think its the greatest fuckin thing ever are disgusting and they should al be on meds so they can view their children as annoying little fucks like everyone around them imo
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Aug 13, 2015 16:49
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the hormone changes that parents go through when thye have a kid that makes them think its the greatest fuckin thing ever are disgusting and they should al be on meds so they can view their children as annoying little fucks like everyone around them imo they should have minimum mandatory sentences for this kind of junkies too
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Aug 13, 2015 16:51
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the hormone changes that parents go through when thye have a kid that makes them think its the greatest fuckin thing ever are disgusting and they should al be on meds so they can view their children as annoying little fucks like everyone around them imo Well if you don't think my little Brayden and Jayden aren't the cuuuutest things ever than I am sorry for you. People who don't have kids are selfish. Don't you know that? *proceeds to pump out more consumers*
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Aug 13, 2015 16:59
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A misanthrope posted:Well if you don't think my little Brayden and Jayden aren't the cuuuutest things ever than I am sorry for you. People who don't have kids are selfish. Don't you know that? *proceeds to pump out more consumers* adopt a kid if u arent a selfish prick
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Aug 13, 2015 17:12
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JakeP posted:Yo this mother fucker called an ice cream truck an ice cream van XD I'm glad you asked Barbara, it's a stick of flakey Cadbury milk chocolate a Mr whippy is just regular ice cream van whipped ice cream and the ice cream itself is the pudding it's another word for dessert hope this helps.
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Aug 13, 2015 17:12
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:adopt a kid if u arent a selfish prick But they HAVE to have MY DNA!!! MINE!! MEE ME ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEME
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Aug 13, 2015 17:14
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i don't give a poo poo about passing my genes/DNA on because I'll still be dead sorry, lizard brain
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Aug 13, 2015 17:14
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A misanthrope posted:But they HAVE to have MY DNA!!! MINE!! MEE ME ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEME a legacy of 500 million years is hard to override. I get this part
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Aug 13, 2015 17:16
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Having kids won't make you immortal. If you just want to leave a legacy, get your name on a library or a park bench or something.
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Aug 13, 2015 17:24
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Decebal posted:If women weren't so selfish (again) they would keep the kids inside for a bit longer so that they come out older and easier to manage. But no, they have to drop them when they're at peak annoyance level. women, amirite guys?  Decebal posted:you can still get some birth-control and the lizard brain won't know the difference wtf is a lizard brain do people have a lizard brain if so why aren't we compelled to sun ourselves on rocks all day A misanthrope posted:"These are my kids Adler, Attyson, Kierson, Bastian, Zaiden, Chesney and Jaydien! Aren't they cute! I had all of them over the shortest timespan possible and drag them screaming and making GBS threads everywhere! And I'm pregnant! Little baby Brook'Lynn is going to be the one who finally brings meaning to my life, I just know it!" hahaha! whew! that's like every parent ever! I give this post three jerrys for its excellent observational skills DragQueenofAngmar posted:the hormone changes that parents go through when thye have a kid that makes them think its the greatest fuckin thing ever are disgusting and they should al be on meds so they can view their children as annoying little fucks like everyone around them imo haha yeah can you imagine how awesome it would be if all children were universally despised I mean I spontaneously generated from a pile of old nes cartridges so I have no stake in the matter but lol!!! Moridin920 posted:i don't give a poo poo about passing my genes/DNA on because I'll still be dead again with the lizard brain still not sure what this means as I've never once detached a body part to distract predators no matter how scared I was dad gay. so what posted:i fuckin hate millennials this guy gets it
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Aug 13, 2015 17:27
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A misanthrope posted:Having kids won't make you immortal. If you just want to leave a legacy, get your name on a library or a park bench or something. or a sovereign nation or a character in an isometric RPG or a lunar rock formation
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Aug 13, 2015 17:27
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google THIS posted:
youre missing out my man
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Aug 13, 2015 17:28
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google THIS posted:
i think we can all agree the world would be better if none of us were born or spontaneously generated ANIME IS BLOOD posted:or a sovereign nation i'm working to be the first to have all of these
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Aug 13, 2015 17:30
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Decebal posted:a legacy of 500 million years is hard to override. I get this part Eukaryotic life has been loving for a lot longer than since the Cambrian Explosion. But even back then the parents knew when to let their children have a bit of space to wander around and get into poo poo and face the consequences of that, even if back then it meant getting eaten by some trilobite that literally only ate the babies of other trilobites and consumed nothing else. Point is, it's helicopter parenting that's making you all have a problem with kids. Basic way of doing things is you set kids boundries, and you loving say "No!" to them once in a while. And then you let them do things on their own once they're old enough, like make their own breakfasts and lunches and do laundry and buy poo poo if they want it. If kids had to interact with adults, like buying stuff at a store, without mommy (and mommy's solicitor) backing them up, they'd be a hell of a lot more polite.
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Aug 13, 2015 17:31
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A misanthrope posted:i think we can all agree the world would be better if none of us were born or spontaneously generated lol speak for yourself bro 
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Aug 13, 2015 17:32
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google THIS posted:lol speak for yourself bro nah man its time its time to do the right thing 
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Aug 13, 2015 17:35
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i think you probably shouldnt take children to fancy restaurants but wok and go doesnt sound that fancy to me
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Aug 13, 2015 17:35
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IronClaymore posted:Eukaryotic life has been loving for a lot longer than since the Cambrian Explosion. But even back then the parents knew when to let their children have a bit of space to wander around and get into poo poo and face the consequences of that, even if back then it meant getting eaten by some trilobite that literally only ate the babies of other trilobites and consumed nothing else. its too late for this, hosed up parents raising fcuked up kids to be hosed up parents,
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Aug 13, 2015 17:36
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"I don't understand socializing" - goons, r/childfree
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Aug 13, 2015 17:37
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i think the real question here is why do people become parents if they can't handle their demon spawn. kids are going to be kids. it's on the adult to learn to discipline correctly. it's like, "BUT WHY IS THE DOG BARKING ALL THE TIME SHUT THE DOG UP OH MY GOD THE DOG SUCKS" when the owner has never indicated in an effective way to the dog that barking all the time and loudly is bad. children don't suck, about 80% people's parenting sucks.
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