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what should be done with the childrens
keep them locked up in a box
let them run free
some kind of compromise
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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
It's, honestly, the only way to prove that you had sex.

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Naerasa posted:

No, loving in public works too.

With the rapid developments in robotics, that might not be 100% foolproof in the near future

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Shirley Crabtree posted:

and now I have to queue behind a bunch of overexcited kids at the ice cream van who can't decide when all I want is a large Mr whippy with a chocolate flake and raspberry sauce for my pudding

Why don't you start walking towards the counter. Just walk through them !! they're kids and can't stop you

cucked by a bunch of kids lol

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

cram me sideways posted:

*walks into a hastings 30 years from now* oh my god why is this place staffed only by old dusty fucks

oh that's right i destroyed all children and all gonads 30 years ago so i could have a hamburger in relative peace

Population decrease is a worthy and noble goal. If we don't do it through reproductive laws nature will through wars and disease

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
If women weren't so selfish (again) they would keep the kids inside for a bit longer so that they come out older and easier to manage. But no, they have to drop them when they're at peak annoyance level.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

thathonkey posted:

idiots everywhere, not just poor idiots, cant help but to spawn.

It's almost as if there is deeply engrained biological hard wiring that compels us to do so

you can still get some birth-control and the lizard brain won't know the difference

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

the hormone changes that parents go through when thye have a kid that makes them think its the greatest fuckin thing ever are disgusting and they should al be on meds so they can view their children as annoying little fucks like everyone around them imo

they should have minimum mandatory sentences for this kind of junkies too

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

A misanthrope posted:

But they HAVE to have MY DNA!!! MINE!! MEE ME ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEME

a legacy of 500 million years is hard to override. I get this part

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I wonder what % of kids were "planned" and how many were just oops moments and people just decided to go with it

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Melmac posted:

Hm yes the fact that adoption fees in the US are $15,000-$20,000 (on the low side) doesn't factor in at all *rubs chin*

If you do foster work you get the kids and the state pays you !! :aaaaa:

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