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i have a sedintary desk job and my calves keep cramping up. what can i do about this?
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Aug 14, 2015 03:29
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have you tried faxing your doctor? jesus, this isnt a medical advice forum. 
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Aug 14, 2015 03:30
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stop being a bitch with wimpy calves
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Aug 14, 2015 03:30
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no, but i have faxed michael and he said eat bananas
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Aug 14, 2015 03:32
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(i apologize for taking the lords name in vain) sorry sorry sorry
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Aug 14, 2015 03:32
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proof of concept posted:stop being a bitch with wimpy calves which exercise does that
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Aug 14, 2015 03:32
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JiveHonky posted:no, but i have faxed michael and he said eat bananas thats probably good advice = potassium. the other thing i would do is drink some water and make a leech pit if you have a good private place to dig a hole and have some leeches
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Aug 14, 2015 03:33
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JiveHonky posted:which exercise does that go back in time twenty years or so and play soccer competitively for your entire youth
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Aug 14, 2015 03:34
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next you are gonna give me the ole "sausage man special" -1 part anti-freeze, 8 parts water...
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Aug 14, 2015 03:35
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stretch and foam roll, op
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Aug 14, 2015 03:38
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drink pickle juice or plain cider vinegar (not a mean joke this time) eat dog poop loser!(that wolud be a mean joke)
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Aug 14, 2015 03:39
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what about sitting on one of thoise Yoga Ball thnigs
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Aug 14, 2015 03:40
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have you tried drinking a little mix i like to call "the cooler"? if you havent heard of it, its pretty simple; its one part anti-freeze and 8 parts water.... i would drink that every night until your organs shut down or until your cramps go away.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:42
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yes its the sausage man special and i told you i aint fallin for it
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Aug 14, 2015 03:42
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Youre probably dehydrated or a weak person who should exercise more.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:43
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Do farmers walks up stairs on the tips of your foot. You're a guy so start with 100 flights of stairs with 100lbs in each hand. Do 20 sets. 6 times a week. That should be a good first 90 days program.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:46
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what about those weird shoes basketball players train with where its like only the front half of a platform shoe and if you walk around in them for 2 weeks you can dunk on a 10' rim
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Aug 14, 2015 03:50
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these ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIrSc_klSeI
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Aug 14, 2015 03:53
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PISSSSS
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Aug 14, 2015 03:53
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You need a deep muscle massage, try sticking them in a machine lathe
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Aug 14, 2015 04:04
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Get a real problem.
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Aug 14, 2015 04:06
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good luck OP but drink some water
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Aug 14, 2015 04:07
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Taurine Mix with kerosene to suit your taste
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Aug 14, 2015 04:33
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take some magnesium
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Aug 14, 2015 04:35
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get real beefy bitch
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Aug 14, 2015 04:36
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dad gay. so what posted:have you tried drinking a little mix i like to call "the cooler"? if you havent heard of it, its pretty simple; its one part anti-freeze and 8 parts water.... i would drink that every night until your organs shut down or until your cramps go away. you would drink that until his organs shut down or his cramps go away?
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Aug 14, 2015 04:37
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Punch your balls until you forget about your calves pain. Keep doing that and the calf pain goes away. It's called "muscle memory."
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Aug 14, 2015 04:39
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Cut off your legs show them who's the boss.
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Aug 14, 2015 04:46
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kegels
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Aug 14, 2015 04:48
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:kegels your mom had a kegel cramp last night for hours; had to call in backup to work it out
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Aug 14, 2015 04:55
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tell me more about working at the cemetery
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Aug 14, 2015 05:03
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- DO: drink your own cum
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Aug 14, 2015 05:12
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thanks guys, problem solved itself when my legs seized so hard that my lower legs snapped mid-shin and curled up like the wicked witch when they took the ruby slippers off her in that creepy rear end old movie
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Aug 14, 2015 07:03
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Drink a bottle of water and shove a banana up your rear end OP
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Aug 14, 2015 07:04
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lose some weight op
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Aug 14, 2015 07:04
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take more creatine
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Aug 14, 2015 07:08
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | | I was trying to draw aciii version of my calves but its hard so gently caress that
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Aug 14, 2015 07:13
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potassium and more fluids, you can take this to the bank because I am Goon MD
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Aug 14, 2015 07:28
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>stabbing
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Aug 14, 2015 07:30
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fly to the Booze nebula where there is no pain
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Aug 14, 2015 07:34
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