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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

the only birdman i want to hear about is Harvey Birdman

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

pod6isjerks posted:

grand budapest was a way better movie

Didn't like it at all.

I saw Inside Out today because I was already spending money and wanted to see a movie. It was OK. There were multiple grown men sobbing in the theater.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!


this Birdman was better than that poo poo movie

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
hey did you notice that one scene that was all in one camera take? did you notice? did you?

that was amazing right?






















































































































































































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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Trainwreck was much more enjoyable than Birdman.

I missed the last half hour because I had to take a massive poo poo and I don't even care, THAT was more enjoyable than finishing this movie.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i tried to watch tinker tailer soldier spy and fell asleep and had a dream that i was in a thrift shopping looking at a jade plant, a parrot statue, and a nautilus shell

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
What's cool about the Oscars now is that there are so few movies that aren't sequels or foreign that giving the award out is like solving one of those sliding squares puzzles with 1-15 and a blank square that has been mussed up, except last year it was one of those 1-8 + blank ones for idiots.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I liked it mostly because it wasn't something I expected. Also, I was on ketamine at the time.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
It sucks and I fell asleep so I don't know what happen to birdie man

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The film was a pretentious, cynically-constructed Oscar-grab that was monumentally satisfied with its own cleverness.

If I wanted to watch a haggard past-their-prime film star ostentatiously moan in pleasure while huffing their own farts I would slip Chasey Lain $5 worth of worth of meth in an alley.

SvenRichter
Apr 5, 2015

Look at my face.
Who cares about Birdman? Birdperson is where it's at.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Birdman! Ah! Ah! Ahhhh!
Fighter of the skinhead! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Master of hallucinating and fighting with everyone

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
As a fan of Charlie Parker, I was really let down by this film.

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
i would have gay sex with michael keaton seriouspost

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
It sucked. Good soundtrack though

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
The obnoxious drums were the worst part

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
So I watched the ending. loving really? He's a suicide risk and the dumb hospital doesn't lock his windows?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Edward Norton played an obnoxious actor, boy he probably had to dig real deep to get into that role.

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
Your opinions smell like balls.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Demon Of The Fall posted:

The obnoxious drums were the worst part

Lol yeah I guess the Zelda soundtrack would have been more up your alley

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
it was pretty good. boyhood and grand budapest hotel were both better movies.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
This is a good opinion if you enjoy bad opinions.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
Gone girl also good movie

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
You know what was actually a bad movie?? Inherent Vice.

Josh Brolin was hilarious but everything else was painful

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

pod6isjerks posted:

grand budapest was a way better movie

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

cram me sideways posted:

You know what was actually a bad movie?? Inherent Vice.

Josh Brolin was hilarious but everything else was painful

agreed I couldn't stay awake during that lumbering film

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
I used to watch Birdman as a kid on cartoon network. It was dumb. Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law was even more dumb. A movie based on either of those seems dumber still even it does star Michael Keaton.

(and before you respond, yes I know the film isn't based on either of those)

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Gianthogweed posted:

I used to watch Birdman as a kid on cartoon network. It was dumb. Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law was even more dumb. A movie based on either of those seems dumber still even it does star Michael Keaton.

(and before you respond, yes I know the film isn't based on either of those)

smh at you pulling your punch, commit to the joke

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Goon no like popular thing.
Goon make thread.
Goon gay.
Yeah, that's the stuff.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

I tried to watch it yesterday and turned it off because I was bored.

I tried to watch trainwreck last week and turned it off halfway through also. The best part of trainwreck is john cena.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
here is my version of that joke

Nightcrawler was never my favorite x-man, why the gently caress did he get his own spinoff movie? Who made that call I mean, I get it, I watched the cartoon, woo he was a peaceful religious fanatic who could, uhh, teleport or something? Meh, boring. I don't care if he is played by jake gyllenhalal, I'm skipping this one.

Mad Lupine
Feb 18, 2011

all the things you said
running through my head

Vegetable posted:

boyhood was better

Boyhood was an overhyped, pretentious, boring piece of poo poo movie; one of the worst I had to suffer through. "Welcome to the suck"?!?!?! gently caress you , linklatter! No one loving says that! Harry potter did this poo poo better, for crying out loud!

Birdman was a good movie. Recommended.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
he jumps out the window and dies but the daughter looks up and smiles bec she is HIGH ON DRUGS. the end. oscar pls

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

here is my version of that joke

Nightcrawler was never my favorite x-man, why the gently caress did he get his own spinoff movie? Who made that call I mean, I get it, I watched the cartoon, woo he was a peaceful religious fanatic who could, uhh, teleport or something? Meh, boring. I don't care if he is played by jake gyllenhalal, I'm skipping this one.

Lol gently caress I didn't even know it wasn't

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Gianthogweed posted:

I used to watch Birdman as a kid on cartoon network. It was dumb. Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law was even more dumb. A movie based on either of those seems dumber still even it does star Michael Keaton.

(and before you respond, yes I know the film isn't based on either of those)

Actually Birdman and Harvey Birdman, Atty at Law were both awesome

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Mad Lupine posted:

Boyhood was an overhyped, pretentious, boring piece of poo poo movie; one of the worst I had to suffer through. "Welcome to the suck"?!?!?! gently caress you , linklatter! No one loving says that! Harry potter did this poo poo better, for crying out loud!

Birdman was a good movie. Recommended.

The whole thing about boyhood is that it took them two years to make it. So you get to see the several actors who play the titular "boy" turn into a man. They picked the actors well too. They all look reasonably similar.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

it was really good, sorry

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Lol yeah I guess the Zelda soundtrack would have been more up your alley

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Lol gently caress I didn't even know it wasn't
It's good.

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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Birdman was okay but it's got that thing going where every pretentious pseudo-intellectual latches onto it and declares it the next coming of christ because it had a muddled ambiguous ending and they are so desperate to prove that they are more cultured and insightful than everyone else.

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