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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
If you have plat, pm each other here. Keep it under 500 replies, please.

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tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Hi

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Subject: Your spazzing is really pathetic


Re:

Actually, you're right. First of all, I want to sincerely apologize. I am taking a lot of hormones and am an emotional wreck. But since then I've

- Got into therapy
- Started taking antidepressants
- Came out as transgender
- Added another partner to my poly relationship
- Began paying rent at my parents' house using income from my cam sessions
- Preparing to take my driving test (I'm 34)


So I hope you understand and forgive me. Thank you

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

OUT

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

It's cute when internet poors try to fit in with the more civilised writers of posts.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

blowfish posted:

It's cute when internet poors try to fit in with the more civilised writers of posts.


Subject: Poors

Re: I feel bad for them

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Poetic Justice posted:

Subject: Poors

Re: I feel bad for them

Me also. Such unfortunate creatures have done little to deserve their lot in life, but are able to do just as little to improve it. Moral duty compels one to be charitable and allow them a dignified life, while reason dictates we must not heed their ill-founded advice or, God forbid, let them steer the Ship of State of these exquisitely awful forums from the voting-booth.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when do we get to suck each other off????

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



What is plat?

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Ratjaculation posted:

What is plat?

Before you achieve a sufficiently high net worth to :20bux:, the subject of plat is not something you should concern yourself with.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Send me PMs...IF YOU DARE

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



blowfish posted:

Before you achieve a sufficiently high net worth to :20bux:, the subject of plat is not something you should concern yourself with.

i had plat, then i got banned. i probabl won't get it again because google does search better and i don't want goons messaging me

or maybe im just sore about the ban

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

numberoneposter posted:

when do we get to suck each other off????

Personally I have no clue when people of your station copulate. Although it strikes me that this may be useful knowledge as there are an awful lot of you. Perhaps we are giving you far too much idle time.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
lol if you ever want another goon to PM you.

on one of my other accounts I had plat on a goon flipped out on me for spoiling a videogame in games.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
There are many other threads for people like you to post in. May I suggest one of the many fine fast food thread we have on the other side of the forums? Now I will have to ask you nicely to leave. I'd rather not have to call security. As you can see this is a very nice thread and I don't care to make a scene.

Tyrannosword
Sep 15, 2006

Fallen Rib
Can anyone spare ten bucks for a cup of coffee?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Do you gusy think that Ralp reads our PMs like the NSA reads our emails??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Someone PM me, pls.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm more plape than plat.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

nobody should pm me because i'm very busy posting.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
a PM is like a very special post you only wan tto share with one person. a PM is very intimate

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
i have plat but not archives

so basically i can get more worthless unfunny poo poo without having to ask for it

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

everyone please stop pming me. this stuff isn't going to post itself, someone has to put the work in and do it.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i swear sometimes you ppl are so unprofessional. it makes me sick

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Private Message Service

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wish i had plat :(

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
psot

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Idk if i bothered to get plat this go around

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
we have a platinum crew thread already

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


*messages privately*

Hi Stoat

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
did you get my pm? i faxed it too just in case you missed it

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



plat crew - my house mates want to watch executive decision tonight, how do i respond?

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
i have gotten private messages before from other people

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ratjaculation posted:

plat crew - my house mates want to watch executive decision tonight, how do i respond?

sorry you got ralped, but glad you reregged (:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Nooner posted:

sorry you got ralped, but glad you reregged (:

thanks noony... couldn't live without my bookmarks so i can stalk my fav poster

its you 😍😍😍😍😍

Das Gray
Jun 26, 2015

Wishes life was in Everquest classic graphics.
Lipstick Apathy
Just got a plat off this plague rat tail.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
I spent money on a av instead of plat because I'm cool

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

nullEntityRNG posted:

I spent money on a av instead of plat because I'm cool

prob a good investment, plat is mostly jsut good for annoying mods with retarded reports when you are on probation, so you wouldnt have much use for it

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