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Aug 14, 2015 19:03
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Hand stand
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Aug 14, 2015 19:04
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i handstand and gargle my own piss but enough about my posting 
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Aug 14, 2015 19:05
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VendaGoat posted:Hand stand I'm not sure I understand how this would work. Could you draw it for me?
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Aug 14, 2015 19:05
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Sitting down is no fun, can't have sword fights that way.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:05
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what the gently caress you say, fuckboi? you gotta be some kind of a human being if you a man and you sit down to pee. Stupid rear end loving question, bitchmade boy
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Aug 14, 2015 19:06
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No. I'm a man.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:06
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nah i stay standing to whiz in the sink
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Aug 14, 2015 19:07
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:I'm not sure I understand how this would work. Could you draw it for me? Your thread is so bad, I can't muster enough care to do this.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:07
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The water's too cold 
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Aug 14, 2015 19:07
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texaholic posted:what the gently caress you say, fuckboi? you gotta be some kind of a human being if you a man and you sit down to pee. Stupid rear end loving question, bitchmade boy Such a strong reaction to a harmless question. Are there things, "texaholic"?
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Such a strong reaction to a harmless question. Are there things, "texaholic"? you know who the gently caress your talkin too?
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Aug 14, 2015 19:08
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texaholic posted:you know who the gently caress your talkin too? the 'sits down to pee' master wizard or something?
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Aug 14, 2015 19:09
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I only sit when I'm peeing in yo mom's mouth OP
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Aug 14, 2015 19:09
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Sometimes you gotta multitask, y'know?
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Aug 14, 2015 19:09
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Sometimes I start pissing then walk backwards to see how far I can get, then swiftly move back as the pressure drops. Try it, its a fun tip for adding some spice and danger to your piss sessions.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:14
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ever tried peeing.... with a boner???
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Aug 14, 2015 19:26
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492quote:German court rules that men can urinate while standing
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Aug 14, 2015 19:29
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man those axis powers really got neutered
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Aug 14, 2015 19:30
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I usually end up pulling a Michael J. Fox and pissing all over everything when i stand up to pee because i'm a big dumb gay baby who wasn't taught how to go to the bathroom properly. sitting down is the much better option. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
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Aug 14, 2015 19:31
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I can piss with a boner, it's not hard. Please don't make the obvious joke.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:32
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Pulvis Sumus posted:I usually end up pulling a Michael J. Fox and pissing all over everything when i stand up to pee because i'm a big dumb gay baby who wasn't taught how to go to the bathroom properly. sitting down is the much better option. well at least we know you aren't staining your undies
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Aug 14, 2015 19:32
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i sit down at home so i dont have to clean the toilet as much! works great. i hate cleaning up piss
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Aug 14, 2015 19:34
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I sit down to pee but some people have toilets where the water is pretty high up compared to the seat and if it's really hot my balls sag enough to touch the pisswater which is really cold even though I just peed into it and it startles me and then I have to wash the pisswater off of my balls in the sink which usually involves taking off my pants completely and it's just a huge pain in the rear end so if someone has that kind of terribly designed toilet then I quickly learn not to sit down when I pee in their bathroom, although taking a dump presents the same challenge and then I'm stuck either trying to hover in mid-air above the seat or just using one hand to hold my balls up out of the water, but then wiping becomes difficult because I have to tear off the TP with my one free hand and depending on the type of toilet paper it sometimes doesn't rip and unravels all over the floor and then I feel bad about wasting my friend's TP and also hurting the environment because they cut down trees to make that stuff and we should really just have those robot bidets in every toilet like they have in Japan, also
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Aug 14, 2015 19:35
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How fat do you have to be to think pissing sitting down is a good idea? You're either fat or have a tiny dick
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Aug 14, 2015 19:39
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my friend does and takes poo poo-long pisses because SMART PHONE(bagina)
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Aug 14, 2015 19:40
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I worked w a guy who would take a poo poo and then stand up to urinate.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:43
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:How fat do you have to be to think pissing sitting down is a good idea? speaking from personal experience?
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Aug 14, 2015 19:44
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Gotta mix it up sometimes
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Aug 14, 2015 19:44
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:I worked w a guy who would take a poo poo and then stand up to urinate. why bother even going to the bathroom hes already halfway done
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Aug 14, 2015 20:01
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It's usually op's mom who sits down while I pee
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Aug 14, 2015 20:02
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I do back flips. If there are any passersby my pee can land on them so get an umbrella or watch out.
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Aug 14, 2015 20:02
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social vegan posted:It's usually op's mom who sits down while I pee haha noice
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Aug 14, 2015 20:02
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op just got owned
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Aug 14, 2015 20:02
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My girlfriend makes me sit to pee to show solidarity with females
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Aug 14, 2015 20:03
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Mozi posted:i sit down at home so i dont have to clean the toilet as much! works great. i hate cleaning up piss yeah this
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Aug 14, 2015 20:12
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Yeah I sit down to pee
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Aug 14, 2015 20:19
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Mozi posted:i sit down at home so i dont have to clean the toilet as much! works great. i hate cleaning up piss IAWTOP,. LOL if you spend your tiem in the bathroom mopping up pee from the floor because you got some pee on the floor when you were peeing in the toielt
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Aug 14, 2015 20:20
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Yeah at work where I'm standing all day, if I get into one of the private bathrooms I'll definitely sit down and relax for a minute.
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dad gay. so what posted:ever tried peeing.... with a boner??? It's harder because you're wired to cum.
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