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asking for a friend also does continuous alcohol abuse count as a suicide attempt?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmKLZOAT38
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Aug 14, 2015 19:30
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Saw off your head
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Aug 14, 2015 19:30
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suicide by cop
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Aug 14, 2015 19:31
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Aug 14, 2015 19:31
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With kindness.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:32
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Get really old
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Aug 14, 2015 19:33
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C&H got ya covered.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:33
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Hydrogen bomb - take put as many other motherfuckers as possible
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Aug 14, 2015 19:34
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eat all the pills. all of them.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:35
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SirEvelynTremble posted:take put as many other motherfuckers as possible
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Aug 14, 2015 19:35
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that thing goons always say about jumping off the building with pianoi wire and hands glued to your face
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Aug 14, 2015 19:36
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Aug 14, 2015 19:36
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Inert gasses are good. Argon is preferable since it won't discolor your skin but helium will do in a pinch. Buy some and tape a bag over your head and let it flow! You'll quickly pass out and see some stars but you won't feel like you're suffocating as your dumb body still thinks it's getting oxygen
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Aug 14, 2015 19:36
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aim at the back of your throat, like at that uvula thing, behind that is your lizard brain
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Aug 14, 2015 19:37
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Nooner posted:that thing goons always say about jumping off the building with pianoi wire and hands glued to your face I heard once of a dude who tied a rope around his neck and a tree. He then got in his car and drove really fast
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Aug 14, 2015 19:38
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Probably parking in a garage with the door closed. Make sure it's successful because when I tried someone saved me then I started exhibiting some very bizarre behavior and began hanging out with retards irl and online; my attempt was in February of 2005 btw
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Aug 14, 2015 19:38
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choke yourself on ryan reynolds penus
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huskarl_marx posted:aim at the back of your throat, like at that uvula thing, behind that is your lizard brain or make a suicide helmet loaded with shotgun shells with an electric trigger mechanism  edit: Kuato posted:Probably parking in a garage with the door closed. Make sure it's successful because when I tried someone saved me then I started exhibiting some very bizarre behavior and began hanging out with retards irl and online; my attempt was in February of 2005 btw I take from your posting you only succeeded in becoming 'tarded Heh
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Aug 14, 2015 19:39
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Also that one dude who didn't want to get evicted so he put a chainsaw on a timer, put his neck on that and waited
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Aug 14, 2015 19:39
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Jesus Christ considered cowardice to be the worst of human vices so you better be killling yourself for a good reason
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Aug 14, 2015 19:39
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OD on meth
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Aug 14, 2015 19:40
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hold in all your poops for like 2 months and then poison yourself so then when they do the autopsy they cut you open and poop just starts falling out everywhere
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Aug 14, 2015 19:41
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Aug 14, 2015 19:43
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don't kill yourself, 'dgsw's friend' 
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Aug 14, 2015 19:45
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Who cares, just pick one and go with it, preferably sooner rather than later.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:47
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pull a dorner
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Aug 14, 2015 19:47
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Tuxedo Gin posted:pull a dorner Dorner was murdered by cops!
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Aug 14, 2015 19:48
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Straker knows how
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I read a book once about forensic science that had a case in it where a man killed himself with a table saw. It said he had an argument with his family, so he went out to the garage and basically cut himself in half at the waist with it. There were pictures and it was incredible. Like how is that even possible and how determined do you have to be to completely cut yourself in half like that? I always wondered what that argument was about, but I like to think they were ragging on him about how he never finishes what he starts.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:49
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AEMINAL posted:or make a suicide helmet loaded with shotgun shells with an electric trigger mechanism Also, this is the most foolproof way to go about the business of suicide. Do this, and soon
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Aug 14, 2015 19:49
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Straker knows how
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Aug 14, 2015 19:50
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fatal familial insomnia
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Aug 14, 2015 19:50
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taint reaped until bled out
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Aug 14, 2015 19:51
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Just take a handful of Xanax and follow it up with a couple shots of dope and you'll blissfully slip into non-existence and if you're lucky you'll die, too.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:51
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have someone poz your neg hole and deny that hiv causes aids
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Aug 14, 2015 19:51
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implant a grenade in your insides and tie the pin to a pack of hungry dogs
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Aug 14, 2015 19:53
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TEAYCHES posted:have someone poz your neg hole and deny that hiv causes aids leave grohl out of this
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cop gay. no donut posted:I read a book once about forensic science that had a case in it where a man killed himself with a table saw. It said he had an argument with his family, so he went out to the garage and basically cut himself in half at the waist with it. There were pictures and it was incredible. Like how is that even possible and how determined do you have to be to completely cut yourself in half like that? I always wondered what that argument was about, but I like to think they were ragging on him about how he never finishes what he starts. Lol picturing him dead next to a shoddy half finished ikea cabinet As shock sets in you can't feel a thing and he must have been p. hopped up on adrenaline to start. You'll die fast after hitting an artery so it must have been a really good table saw, remember the brand???
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