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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

i had a lot of ninja turtles

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Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
This motherfucker right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcJrPl5kb9U

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Really disappointed he turned the lights on before knocking them down

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Oh poo poo, oh gently caress yeah!

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Skip it commercials ran the same drat commercial for like 870 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MgCTdz2lU

naem
May 29, 2011

Stabbing- a pointed object that you press forward vertically (or horizontally) into the torso of a person you watn. To harm! (The 90 s)

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
Crossfire was fun I had it because I was a baller

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Stoic Commie posted:

Crossfire was fun I had it because I was a baller

lucky

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
lawndarts2k itt

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Fireball Island motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujgywX-z9c


Also, Heroquest ruled.

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlfAQ33YE1A
I was fated to be a nerd. Never had a chance.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TwoFire posted:

lawndarts2k itt

thought they got banned in the 70s. My grandma had a set

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thought they got banned in the 70s.

ur just not hard enOW OW OW! MY TOE OW OW OW!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TwoFire posted:

ur just not hard enOW OW OW! MY BRAIN OW OW OW!

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

fair enough but where does the game lie? :confused:

OH HEY I LIKE PLAYDOH DON'T YOU!?

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
I don't have time for children's games, I'm a busy family man

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
The best part of growing up in the 90's was the giant gently caress off super soakers that would clean knock a kid over if you shot them with one, now Hasbro literally cockblocks the original engineers with patent trolling and all you can buy are lovely squirt guns

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El9DwAycF04

i got this thing on sale as a kid and didn't use it right or something so it got all gummed up after the first thing i made. somewhere in my dad's house is a tiny robot figure with poorly defined edges.

later i become a destructive tween and broke it open with an axe, just because.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8QjnuClOOo

got this for christmas as a kid and it scared the poo poo out of me

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Magic: The Gathering.
Flex Armstrong.
Nerf footballs with loving whistles in them.
Lazer Tag. poo poo got craaaaaazaaay in my hood when all the kids got lazer tag guns. You're a bitch if you cover your target up.
Gak.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dave_Indeed posted:

Magic: The Gathering.
Flex Armstrong.
Nerf footballs with loving whistles in them.
Lazer Tag. poo poo got craaaaaazaaay in my hood when all the kids got lazer tag guns. You're a bitch if you cover your target up.
Gak.

His name is Stretch Armstrong!
Heathen!

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Tighclops posted:

The best part of growing up in the 90's was the giant gently caress off super soakers that would clean knock a kid over if you shot them with one, now Hasbro literally cockblocks the original engineers with patent trolling and all you can buy are lovely squirt guns

really? they probably made a billion dollars off of the green and yellow one alone

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

His name is Stretch Armstrong!
Heathen!

I think I mixed it up with my plenty of fish account "SexMasterFlex69". Don't tell my wife.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dave_Indeed posted:

I think I mixed it up with my plenty of fish account "SexMasterFlex69". Don't tell my wife.

Mums the word

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Mooktastical posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlfAQ33YE1A
I was fated to be a nerd. Never had a chance.

Getting crushed by the board like a chump.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El9DwAycF04

i got this thing on sale as a kid and didn't use it right or something so it got all gummed up after the first thing i made. somewhere in my dad's house is a tiny robot figure with poorly defined edges.

later i become a destructive tween and broke it open with an axe, just because.

metal creepy crawlers

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S940VlRoqJU

^ this poo poo right here gently caress ur domino rally


Mooktastical posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlfAQ33YE1A
I was fated to be a nerd. Never had a chance.

lol was that any good - it did look p cool, i dont think i got more than 20min into that one before ppl got distracted and everyone ended up outside...im p sure it woke up that part of ur brain that makes u think playing d&d during adolescence is a great idea though

Tighclops posted:

The best part of growing up in the 90's was the giant gently caress off super soakers that would clean knock a kid over if you shot them with one, now Hasbro literally cockblocks the original engineers with patent trolling and all you can buy are lovely squirt guns

:obama:

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I'm the Omega Virus. Fifteen minutes until I take over this lovely thread. Hahaha

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
That's it buster, no more military aid. :colbert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQEIl5hHTCI

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Fireball Island motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujgywX-z9c


Also, Heroquest ruled.

God drat right it's Fireball Island.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTiA6Y125E

prob watched this hour long toy commercial on VHS about a 100 times

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Aug 15, 2015

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mooktastical posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlfAQ33YE1A
I was fated to be a nerd. Never had a chance.
:mrgw:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Tighclops posted:

The best part of growing up in the 90's was the giant gently caress off super soakers that would clean knock a kid over if you shot them with one, now Hasbro literally cockblocks the original engineers with patent trolling and all you can buy are lovely squirt guns
I love that nintendo made most the guns in Splatoon look exactly like that it just warms my cold dead heart

naem
May 29, 2011

Dead Precedents posted:

God drat right it's Fireball Island.

I'm DOGmeat

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
IIRC key to the kingdom still exists under a different name, you gotta go to the boardgame section in toysrus which is pretty much abandoned. But you will know it when you see it.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

The Taint Reaper posted:

IIRC key to the kingdom still exists under a different name, you gotta go to the boardgame section in toysrus which is pretty much abandoned. But you will know it when you see it.

I'm the dickhead who jumped in the whirilpool to open the board before all the areas had been visited.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
I had cool nerf guns like the sick manta ray one that was also a shield and badass super soakers but I was a weird alienated kid with no actual friends so I was just stockpiling fake weapons for no reason

naem
May 29, 2011

There's always that one guy you only kind of know who's fat with big hornrim glasses and a collection of 1940's robot toys and he always wants to talk about IPA's and play board games

And like it's cool once and you're like "ok that was fun haha" but then in a month he's like "you know what guys? Let's play board games!! Hey I just tried this new I.P.A. That's an India Pale Ale? it's great so hoppy you'll love it!!" And your new girlfriend is like "haha cool, hey robots!"

And then in three months for the seventh time it's always KEVIN with the BOARD GAMES and there's always a new friend in the group and KEVIN is always like "hey I know IPA's? Board Games!" Like its new And you're like ENOUGH WITH THE ROBOTS KEVIN ITS NOT FUCKIN 2007 anymore

naem
May 29, 2011

And everyone's mad at YOU and you're like "who is even friends with that guy? Who knows him? Why is KEVEIN our default friend group lead, like, ipas sure but is that guy cool even? He smells like feet! We don't even fit in his apartment and, Are we being ironic or are we all actually into robots" and then everyone has the glasses on and they're holding IPA's and now your girlfriends a ROBOT??

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
fuckin' kevin

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