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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Someone please tell me.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
theyre freakin small, thats all i know

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Enfield posted:

theyre freakin small, thats all i know

unlike my penis

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
put shoes on your knees... thats how midgets feel all the time

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

HBO recently go the rights to use this song for the GOT season previews.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
there is one on that gay of thrones show that everyone seems to rreally like :confused:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
one of the ghetto boys was a midget, his girlfriend tried to kill him but he lived even though she shot him in the face and basically made the most hardcore album cover ever afterwards

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Has anyone seen the midget version of human caterpillar?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Has anyone seen the midget version of human caterpillar?

it was called ant

google THIS
Oct 17, 2005

:jerry:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
They're very sensual lovers and have nice warm mouths and very tight vaginas and assholes. Hth

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a9zfT-NHrs

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

cant wear a fuckin hat in court you retard

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I had sex with a deaf girl but I don't think I'd bang a midget, sorry midget gals

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Sheep-Goats posted:

I had sex with a deaf girl but I don't think I'd bang a midget, sorry midget gals

how does she scream during orgasm? :confused:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
We once had a thread about some dorky but relatively normal looking dweeb who was married to and had kids with a midget who was also really ugly. Was funny.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TwoFire posted:

how does she scream during orgasm? :confused:

Like a deaf girl it was pretty lol but she was pretty and nice. Little hard to communicate just passing notes back and forth tho

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Sheep-Goats posted:

Like a deaf girl it was pretty lol but she was pretty and nice. Little hard to communicate just passing notes back and forth tho

no i mean did she have to stop fingering herself to talk when she came or what

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
There great fun to throw

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
They're great for bowling

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


They're pretty neat little cars op.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

jazzyhattrick posted:

They're pretty neat little cars op.

ITS NOT A MIDGET ITS AN AUSTIN!

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Nooner posted:

one of the ghetto boys was a midget, his girlfriend tried to kill him but he lived even though she shot him in the face and basically made the most hardcore album cover ever afterwards

excuse me but I believe he shot himself as a suicide attempt

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street

TwoFire posted:

how does she scream during orgasm? :confused:

MRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

I was making a 'talks with hands' joke fwiw

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

luncheon meat posted:

excuse me but I believe he shot himself as a suicide attempt

You calling one of the ghetto boys a bitch made pussy who would try to kill himself over a trick?


CLICK
CLACK
MOTHERFUCKER

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
Stand up BJ's

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op u sit ur beer on they head while they suck ur dick

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

4outof5 posted:

You calling one of the ghetto boys a bitch made pussy who would try to kill himself over a trick?


CLICK
CLACK
MOTHERFUCKER

well hey, he said it himself in "I just wanna die"

but turns out they were fighting over the gun when it went off so who knows who actually hit the trigger

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i was friends with one.


he had a short temper

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

they have been reclassified dwarf people

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

they freakin smell, thats all i know

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Their assholes are closer to their noses than fullsized people

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Just imagine a regular sized person but smaller, op

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Their assholes are closer to their noses than fullsized people

holy poo poo

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
never thought about that

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TwoFire posted:

ITS NOT A MIDGET ITS AN AUSTIN!

It says MG right on the front of the car.

You're probably thinking of the mkII Austin Healey Sprite.



I suppose it looks similar to the untrained eye. Although the sign on the windscreen saying 1972 MG Midget should be some kind of clue in this particular case. Hth.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
There are over 300 medical conditions that cause dwarfism, OP. Hth

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

amityville anus posted:

i was friends with one.


he had a short temper

What a small-minded comment.

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