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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
You know who has the fattest asses and the best pussy? Midgets nigga.

-The Wire

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I sometimes have a hard time distinguishing gender among the dwarves.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Nightrain posted:

Stand up BJ's

just imagine

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


Prorat posted:

You know who has the fattest asses and the best pussy? Midgets nigga.

-The Wire

Cheese Wagstaff, aka method man.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ChrisHansen posted:

I sometimes have a hard time distinguishing gender among the dwarves.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Midgets are hard to shoot. You auto-aim above them so not even the golden gun can kill them.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i have it on good authority that their vaginas are like any other adult lady except that it's much easier to "bottom out"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


more plz I can feel my bigotry slipping away.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Wanna gently caress this big titted midget.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Amarcarts posted:

more plz I can feel my bigotry slipping away.

https://twitter.com/jemmasuicidem

also google "midget suicide girl" at work

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Why do midgets have midget noses? Is there any way to fix a midget nose at birth but maintain a midgets size? I guess what I'm asking is when can we start breeding diminutive toy people with hosed up genetics like we do with dogs.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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some midgets have midget nose cause they're midgets

they also get those facial proportions that are really midgety

but others kind of just dont

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Anyone know if their pussy is legit? Is it like a normal adults pussy or is it tiny too? asking for a friend.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Jukeboxblues posted:

Anyone know if their pussy is legit? Is it like a normal adults pussy or is it tiny too? asking for a friend.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i have it on good authority that their vaginas are like any other adult lady except that it's much easier to "bottom out"

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
lookig for pics of girl midgets kissing. PLease oblige

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
If I was a midget I'd totally get fat and have a huge beard. Might as well look the part proper.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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well I googled that and you can judge for yourselves

:nws:
https://www.google.se/search?q=midg...=midget%20pussy

:chanpop:

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
is it still cheating if its with a midget? lol it meant nothing, how could it

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Are you a paedo if you gently caress a midget?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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depends, how old is the midget

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Zzulu posted:

depends, how old is the midget

12

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Midget years are like dog years bc they only live to mid 30s

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
midgets are entitled and they're always staring at their cellphones

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


body so tiny

titties so big

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
There is a midget in my hometown who shows up as a match on okcupid.

She got a perma-squinty face tho.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Breetai posted:

There is a midget in my hometown who shows up as a match on okcupid.

She got a perma-squinty face tho.

hows the body? I mean apart from the midgetness

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Andorra posted:

Midgets are hard to shoot. You auto-aim above them so not even the golden gun can kill them.

you can't play as Oddjob, thats cheating. you must play as Jaws for the next round as punishment :colbert:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

some midgets have midget nose cause they're midgets

they also get those facial proportions that are really midgety

but others kind of just dont

there are different kinds. only Gnomes and Dwarfs have large noses, Hobbits have regular noses for their size

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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hobbits arent real buster

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Midgets are degenerates

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot


Midgets are race cars.

or they are weird, tiny British cars:

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
I played pool with a midget porn star once. He was pretty good. At pool...

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

What a small-minded comment.

a little bit of beef goes a long way with them

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Screen "The Terror of Tinytown".

It's a Western, played with an absolutely straight face, but with little people. And little horses.
...
The scene where they come into the saloon and just walk under the bat-wing doors is loving pricelesss.

It's still on Netflix, I think.

It's a kinda sweet story. The Hero beats the bad guys and wins the girl in the end.
Well, a small girl anyway.

A flick with a heart of gold, I thinx.
And you get to coo over the little-bitty horsies.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Aug 16, 2015

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
thick midget strippers bruh (nsfw due to background titties)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qe3HNlE-6E

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

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