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symbolic posted:the spectators
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Even though the gorilla would defeat the grizzly, he still wouldn't win the freedom promised to him by Caesar.
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Aug 15, 2015 05:31
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Applewhite posted:Even though the gorilla would defeat the grizzly, he still wouldn't win the freedom promised to him by Caesar. thanks obama
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Aug 15, 2015 05:33
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Verily I Shat posted:A black man and a shark in a wading pool
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Aug 15, 2015 05:37
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TEAYCHES posted:a better question is, could an extremely tall, heavy, strong man, trained from birth to fight gorillas, win in unarmed combat against a gorilla? this sounds like the kind of man you have almost definitely sketched in like a sketch pad you kept secret from your family growing up
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Aug 15, 2015 05:38
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mine was full of drawings of lord of the rings stuff i never learned how to draw ladies hair so i just did like 20 wavy lines
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Aug 15, 2015 05:39
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Aug 15, 2015 05:41
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Gotta be the Gorrilla. Like I know at least one bitch grizzly bear apparently got his rear end handed by one dude and his bare hands, and teeth Aint ever heard of a Gorrilla being beaten mano el mano with a human being armed with nothing else than his own massive balls.
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Aug 15, 2015 05:45
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thank you for the votes of confidence, friends
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Aug 15, 2015 05:47
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Business Gorillas posted:thank you for the votes of confidence, friends a business gorilla wouldn't even fight, he would hire a second armed with a high-powered long rifle or buy up the bear's natural habitat and turn it into a strip mall they're a crafty foe, no doubt about it
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Aug 15, 2015 05:49
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:a business gorilla wouldn't even fight, he would hire a second armed with a high-powered long rifle or buy up the bear's natural habitat and turn it into a strip mall how do you think the gorillas that share this account won the right to do so? makes u think
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Aug 15, 2015 05:50
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Business Gorillas posted:thank you for the votes of confidence, friends flash would kick your rear end
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Aug 15, 2015 05:51
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Hmm, an apex predator vs some pussy herbivore? Let me think really hard about this one...
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Aug 15, 2015 05:58
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Some hosed up child soldiers with rusty rear end guns could wipe out gorillas in a year if Chinese tycoons thought dehydrated gorilla butthole worked better than viagra. Idiot crick gypsies with bigger better guns still get chowed down on by grizzlies on the reg. ... Yeah I'm wrong, the problem is white people.
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Aug 15, 2015 06:02
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I'd bet the house on the bear. It's least equally as strong and once it charges the gorilla and takes the fight to the ground, it's over.
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Aug 15, 2015 06:09
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Specter posted:Some hosed up child soldiers with rusty rear end guns could wipe out gorillas in a year if Chinese tycoons thought dehydrated gorilla butthole worked better than viagra. 
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Aug 15, 2015 06:10
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i think man could defeat gorilla, given enough training
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Aug 15, 2015 06:16
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TEAYCHES posted:i think man could defeat gorilla, given enough training I could beat a gorilla, given a gun
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Aug 15, 2015 06:17
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the hippo is the ultimate animal weapon. it can kill anything in water and on land. maybe 10 gorillas could kill one on land. maybe
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Aug 15, 2015 06:21
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I bet a gorilla could learn karate.
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Aug 15, 2015 06:22
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You've only yourself to blame for hitching your wagon to a strain of primate that only stands above ratass helper monkeys and Confederates on the evolutionary ladder of apes. 
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Aug 15, 2015 06:25
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nature6pk posted:Hmm, an apex predator vs some pussy herbivore? Let me think really hard about this one... eating rotten fish off a river bank makes you an apex predator now? Hobohemian posted:I bet a gorilla could learn karate. isnt that how planet of the apes started?
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Aug 15, 2015 06:26
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TEAYCHES posted:i think man could defeat gorilla, given enough training  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK67kaMWN-8
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Aug 15, 2015 06:34
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those women weren't given any training against an angry gorilla
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Aug 15, 2015 06:35
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they kiss and make a gorizzla
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Aug 15, 2015 06:46
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:those women weren't given any training against an angry gorilla
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Aug 15, 2015 06:55
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I want the gorilla to win because theyre close to humans than fuckin bears but i dont think it would. drat it
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Aug 15, 2015 07:04
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apes/monkeys are really clever fighters. they used to use chimps in bloodsports in england and noted how much more cunning they were than the dogs and cats they fought. they also have greater agility in their limbs which would better allow them to centralize their attack on one specific area of their opponent.
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Aug 15, 2015 08:04
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:those women weren't given any training against an angry gorilla hard to tell the gender of those in the picture given the state of the modern man how far we have fallen since we had cool rear end loving teeth and huge muscles and fur and poo poo
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Aug 15, 2015 08:50
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How long does the gorilla have to prepare before the fight?
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Aug 15, 2015 09:23
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mango sentinel posted:How long does the gorilla have to prepare before the fight? hes just chillin, minding his own business. all of a sudden this bear crests the hill, it does that kung fu movie fast zoom on their eyes, and then they fight to the death
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Aug 15, 2015 09:27
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It depends on which one is wearing PvP gear.
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Aug 15, 2015 09:28
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Looking forward to a serious answer here
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Aug 16, 2015 01:14
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check out that foreskin
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Aug 16, 2015 01:16
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Gorilla can lift almost four times as much, has a stronger bite force, is more compact, and has several other advantages. Everyone wants to talk about the grizzlies size (about twice as heavy as a gorilla) but gently caress there's goons that big and that doesn't mean poo poo.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:23
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dog buttz posted:Gorilla can lift almost four times as much, has a stronger bite force, is more compact, and has several other advantages. Everyone wants to talk about the grizzlies size (about twice as heavy as a gorilla) but gently caress there's goons that big and that doesn't mean poo poo. Yeah, this logic is pretty air tight. I'm on team gorilla.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:24
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Size matters.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:44
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a grizzly would destroy a gorilla
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Aug 16, 2015 01:51
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I beat up a grizzly all the loving time fwiw Grizzly is the nickname for my micro penis
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Aug 16, 2015 01:56
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Say Nothing posted:Size matters. thats either a big loving bear, or a small loving man
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