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I HAVE THE CALVINBALL! NFC East? More like NFC LEAST! Players on the Giants, Redskins, Eagles and Cowboys can't be played this week! New Rule! New Rule! Going old-school. Remember the days of player-coaches? No? Well now you can live them. The Head Coach slot is deactivated.
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Bald Rashes rules came in late, are we following them?
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Bald Rashes rules came in late, are we following them? Hang on let me check Anubis posted:7. For the sake of the GM's sanity, rules should be declared OK we'll allow it for this week as a first time warning thing but int he future all rules will need to be submitted by Wednesday night
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Part of me wishes I sucked more cause I have some awesome Calvinball rules in my head.
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Hey Guys I had Beer god make beer-sheets for us this year. I'm sharing it with you all so you don't get pooped in the draft. Just wanna say that beer sheets has never been more accurate than this year.
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Baldrash posted:I HAVE THE CALVINBALL! MotherFUCKER Welp I'm gonna have the calvinball this week probably e: Definitely. Brandon Wheedon is the only starting QB left on waivers and no dallas gardenald fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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Trade sent
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gardenald posted:MotherFUCKER another more insulting trade offer sent
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I sent you an even worse one
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Thanks guys E: Kaepernick for Gronk is pretty special gardenald fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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Hey I threw in Decker  e: 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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Did everyone try to trade for Gronk?
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gardenald posted:Thanks guys Not bad because any week the QB scoring could be flip flopped. On that note. Only in Calvinball could Luke McCown for Gronk + someone even be on the table.
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i actually sent a "fair" one
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*has a hoard of 4 starting QBs*  Legit wish I hadn't been at work and I'd have caught that Gronk trade. I've got this Nick Foles...
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Pretty sure this is the lineup this week. Don't play NFC East teams, they are all staying after school with Miss Wormwood this week. QB RB WR TE TE FLEX FLEX DEF K P P Anubis fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Oct 3, 2015 |
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Anubis posted:Pretty sure this is the lineup this week. Don't play NFC East teams, they all staying after school with Miss Wormwood this week. drat. I'm playing you this week and I was secretly hoping your wrong roster would stick because I think you're going to beat me.
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I lost either way this week so it won't matter, but curious for future weeks. Since I'm living in Japan timezones make it a bit tough to check at the last minute changes to Out for day games. If a player has status changed to Out after say 9am EST (10pm here, 11pm after time change) for the noon or afternoon games, would anyone be opposed to me putting in another starter if I have one available for a later game? In my main league I normally e-mail the commish ahead of time and say something like "hey, player A is potentially out, if they get pulled can you swap in player B from the bench?"
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Aredna posted:I lost either way this week so it won't matter, but curious for future weeks. Since I'm living in Japan timezones make it a bit tough to check at the last minute changes to Out for day games. If Fight Club Sandwich agrees, and no other players have too big of an objection, I could manage a special dispensation for you moving forward, if you post it in the thread for all to see and you have the other player on your bench already.
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I have no objection. New Rule! New Rule! Mark Davis throws some loose change across the room... He wants his Quarter back. FLEX now allows QBs
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Marshmallow Blue posted:I have no objection. Does ESPN let you do that?
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New Rule! dad? dad? where are you? Running around leaderless sucks. Open up the HC slot this week.
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Anubis posted:If Fight Club Sandwich agrees, and no other players have too big of an objection, I could manage a special dispensation for you moving forward, if you post it in the thread for all to see and you have the other player on your bench already. 
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Week 4 Scores Standings 3-1 Aredna - It's a Magical League, Hobbes 3-1 Baldrash - Building Character 3-1 JPrime - The Noodle Incidents 3-1 Marshmallow Blue - All QBs are Just Sacked 3-1 KalenSC - A Philistine on the Sidewalk --- 2-2 Anubis - A Nauseous Nocturne 2-2 Fenrir - The Endzone is Lava --- 1-3 gardenald - "Y" as in "Y do we care?" 1-3 Yoshifan823 - Mark Sanchez Passes Go Boink 1-3 old dog child- Kaepernick Caepadick 1-3 Fight Club Sandwich - Snowgoon House of Horror 1-3 OxySnake - Hill and Bernard IRL With the low score of 528.5 for the week, gardenald has the Calvinball
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New Rule! New Rule! Come at the king, you best not miss Incomplete passes and any missed kick are now worth -100 points.
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New Rule! New Rule! Assassination! The chain of command is broken! We've lost our field generals! The QB slot is removed.
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New Rule! New Rule! More catches for the Catch God All receptions are worth 50 points.
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New Rule! New Rule! Huck it. Chuck it. Football! This week we reward those who can reign in the dragon. All receptions over 40 yards are worth 100 points.  All credit to Febreeze for the image.
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Marshmallow Blue posted:I have no objection. Baldrash posted:New Rule! New Rule! These rules basically cancel each other out. ESPN or at least the league we have set up does not allow QBs in the flex slot - in essence, Marshmallow Blue opened up the 2nd QB slot and Baldrash closed the 1st QB slot so everyone starts 1 QB this week. OxySnake posted:New Rule! New Rule! ESPN can't give points for a 40 YD reception that doesn't get into the endzone. I've implemented as 40+ YD TD REC for now but let me know if you want to change Fight Club Sandwich fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Oct 7, 2015 |
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:These rules basically cancel each other out. ESPN or at least the league we have set up does not allow QBs in the flex slot - in essence, Marshmallow Blue opened up the 2nd QB slot and Baldrash closed the 1st QB slot so everyone starts 1 QB this week. I knew that ESPN had some sort of 40 yard reception stat. Works for me, if you can't find the end zone after 40 yards. I don't want you to be on my team. 
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New Rule! New Rule! Go play in the yard! All yards are worth Q, where Q is the last 2 digits of the ID of the post after the post after this one! Passing Yards Rushing Yards Receiving Yards Punting Yards
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Aredna posted:New Rule! New Rule! The Game is afoot. The next post will be the one deciding the rule. Post carefully. Oh boy this is just like survivor. So much strategy.
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New Rule! New Rule I'm open, I'm open, I'm... poo poo Open up a wide receiver slot I have the Calvinball! Early Bedtime It's a school night! Nobody can play anyone from the Thursday or Monday night games, Sunday is okay because Monday is a holiday. No Colts, Texans, Steelers, or Chargers. e: The last two digits of this post are 23
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I can't access ESPN from work, are QB rushing yards a thing that can be set? Or are they already covered by the rushing yards adjustment that gardenald stated?
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kalensc posted:I can't access ESPN from work, are QB rushing yards a thing that can be set? Or are they already covered by the rushing yards adjustment that gardenald stated? Rush yds are rush yds... E: I'm 90% sure
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NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Gimme gimme gimme Forced Fumbles are worth -90 points, but recovering them is worth 180. So if you make them drop it, you'd better pick it up!
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New Rule! New Rule! Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Men of action don't risk falling short of the goal, they give it their all! Interceptions and Fumbles are worth 1000 points each (or whatever the maximum is).
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kalensc posted:New Rule! New Rule! Is the for defenses or offensive players? I can't tell if you are rewarding coughing up the ball or if you are rewarding the defense for takeaways and in this league it could go either way. Based on the forced fumble rule I'm assuming it's the offensive players getting rewarded for risk taking. Anubis fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 8, 2015 |
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NEW RULE!!! NEW RULE!!! It only matters if you win. Team wins are now 500 and team loses are -500.
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Anubis posted:NEW RULE!!! NEW RULE!!! how does that work, exactly? if I have Danny Woodhead on my team he gets 500 if the Chargers win, or loses 500 if they lose, in addition to all the other categories?
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