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hey you sometimes get down? you sometimes feel like your belly is just a big pile of poo poo? sometimes you need to get it together in A BIG WAY? well I am sure a diet for you! I got the diet. I got the ELECTRICITY FAST DIET what is it? stupid, it's just not eating so much. just chain up your urges and stop putting those stromboli where god can't see inside you it is just that simple, except it is not! ThERE ARE MANY STEPS before I get into them, let me first tell you about where this diet found its inception I'm a loving lunatic, that's where!!! a health lunatic!!!! so here's what you do in this fast MONDAY 7am to 6pm you just stay away. a grapefruit? oh no. those triangle sammies at the 7-11? no way for real. just anything, like some corn nuts at work of whatever? you want the be a child's joke b ook forever, you stupid pile of poo poo? push it away, 6pm to 8pm now is the time to shine. make it all go in, feel the force, eat the food you want to eat. that's it and just do it like that! forever TUESDAy AGAIN WEDNESDAY OH, YES THURDAY ELECTRICITY YES FRIDAY can't DRIVE a car legally and so on. the diet is a big deal and that's all there is to it. get it in you and make it your lifestyle. I can feel you when you sleep. I AM ON THE ELECTRIC CHANNEL ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU MY FRIEND when you feel the electricity everything is possible. you can get the job you want, the pants you want, the pets you want, the life you have always wanted!! when you see people smiling in the streets, you will know they are smiling because they feel your WAVELENGTH and not because they are LAUGHING at YOU. not anymore!!! ELECTRICITY is life. it's a fact!!! your brain is a LigHTNING BOLT and scientists will back me up on THAT!!! And LIGHTNING DOESN'T NEED HAM this is the diet doctors agree is highly INADVISABLE, because they are all FAT and they KNOW THEY ARE please post your results in this thread. please don't hate:: L CELEBRATE I look forward to your communion in this place I have made for us, for electric power and the fast and don't drink juice ever because it will make you THINK NOTHING GOOD WITH YOUR FLUBBY HIPS AND NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!!!
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tl;dr i'm gay
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It was already proven not to exist.
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ohhh hoh ohoh, you want proof??? this was me, three months ago  and now, look at me now!!!  IM NOT EVEN HERE EVEN and it's ALL BETTER that's the power the power of belief and fasting the ELECTRICITY FASTING WAY make it all go away you owe it to yourself you OWE it to EVERYBODY MONDAY yes TUESDAY yes WEDNESDAY yes AND SO ON, JUST TAKE THE LEAP AND MAKE THE LEAP I AM the ambassador of dieting remember you can't spell 'AMBASSADOR' without 'dieting'
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I'll bite; are your 'rents home? 13 f fl
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now I KNOW what you're all saying. you're saying "Oh frankle, I'll just use the dexedrine ohhhh frankle, I'll just saunter down the Malibu Way OHHHH, my sweet, sweet FRANK, I will find my solace in the GOOD OL' TIMEY SHAKE WEIGHT" well, WHAT GOOD will a shake weight do you now if you've been SHAKING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE??? A good friend of mine once said: “You never desire someone or something, you always desire an aggregate. It’s not complicated. Our question was: what is the nature of relations between elements for there to be desire, for these elements to become desirable? I don’t desire a woman — I am ashamed to say that since Proust already said it, and it’s beautiful in Proust. I don’t desire a woman, I also desire a landscape that is enveloped in this woman, a landscape that, if needs be, I don’t know — but that I can feel. As long as I haven’t yet unfolded the landscape that envelops her, I will not be happy, that is, my desire … will remain unsatisfied…. I don’t desire an aggregate either, I desire within an aggregate…. Drinking never meant solely ‘I desire to drink’ and that’s it. It means, either, I desire to drink all alone while working, or drink all alone while relaxing, or going out to find friends to have a drink, go to some little cafe…. To desire is to construct an assemblage.” AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? we do; ELECTRICITY FASTING IS THE SURE FIRE CURE TO THE amalgam of your complex! and it is NOT complicated, you multitudes you MULTI DUDES it's easy and also complicated BUT it is as simple as this: MONDAY uhghhh TUESDAY ahhhhhh WEDNESDAY you reflect, sweet sojourner and again and again THE PANGS are NOT PAINS they are reminders, little SIGNS that SOMETHING is HAPPENING here and what it is is EXACTLY CLEAR the CURRENT is cavorting THROUGH YOUR HAUNCHES and we all know the CURRENT is where. we. ARE don't be fooled by the medical data, because DATA is LEPROSY afflicting FORWARD MOTION
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yea didnt read the op but i assume op is fag and thread  gl on your future endeavors
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So you have replaced food with drugs?
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Aug 15, 2015 07:42
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It's funny because even if you're copy pasting all of this it's still a total waste of time since noone is reading it.
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READING is for DOUBLE-WIDES
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this is mysterious, frankie
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when you ARE bones, you will understand
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Are you cactus frankie? Because i don't have the 3d0 codes 
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sorry I couldn't read all that, but basically you're syaing I should eat electricity??
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this thread had an interesting start and a boring finish but that's better than all the other threads in gbs. voted 5
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Blazing Zero posted:this thread had an interesting start and a boring finish but that's better than all the other threads in gbs. voted 5 i will kiss you right on the mouth you sensible piece of poo poo
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im hay
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sorry. I took my pills like I was supposed to and now I'm better. sorry I tried to start a fasting cult. sorry about it. sorry everyone.
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mysterious frankie posted:sorry. I took my pills like I was supposed to and now I'm better. sorry I tried to start a fasting cult. sorry about it. sorry everyone. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/t1qgqb/strangers-with-candy-visit-from-father
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