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Crash_N_Burn posted:You wouldnt chase off a dog thats in your yard growling and barking and poo poo? No, I would probably lock the doors, and hide under my bed and call into work saying I cant make it, cause Cujo is literally in my yard.
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My neighbor's dogs get out occasionally. They are friendly, and usually end up chilling on my front porch. The only reason that this bugs me is because my dogs are jerks and won't shut up the entire time the neighbor dogs are in line of sight. So I go out, lead the dogs back to their own yard and lock the gate. No need for cops. However, the folks who live behind me and over one... That's another story. They fancy themselves musicians and play in their backyard. Fully amped. At night. I've called the cops on them numerous times. When I've got work the next day and they are belting out something unrecognizable at 2 AM, loud enough that I can hear my windows rattling, things need to settle down. One night they were drunker than normal, and playing louder than normal and worse than normal. Mrs. Genesplicer had a migraine, so I called the cops about 10. Things got quiet. About midnight, they decided it was okay to start up again, so I called the cops again. They quieted down again, only to start about an hour later. I guess by this time the cops got pissed about being called out to the same place three times, so several cars showed up, and I think a couple of guys got arrested. I really don't like doing stuff like that, but I get pissed when people don't show a bit of consideration for the neighbors. And get off of my lawn!
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Aug 15, 2015 09:45
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Britches get stitches OP
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Aug 15, 2015 09:47
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genesplicer posted:My neighbor's dogs get out occasionally. They are friendly, and usually end up chilling on my front porch. The only reason that this bugs me is because my dogs are jerks and won't shut up the entire time the neighbor dogs are in line of sight. So I go out, lead the dogs back to their own yard and lock the gate. No need for cops. Good.
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Aug 15, 2015 09:49
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one time i saw a black guy and i called 911 and the cops came and arrested him
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Aug 15, 2015 09:52
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genesplicer posted:My neighbor's dogs get out occasionally. They are friendly, and usually end up chilling on my front porch. The only reason that this bugs me is because my dogs are jerks and won't shut up the entire time the neighbor dogs are in line of sight. So I go out, lead the dogs back to their own yard and lock the gate. No need for cops. you did the right thing
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Aug 15, 2015 10:04
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I will say this: I had no loving clue that when you call animal control in this county a cop shows up and evaluates whether to ventilate the animal or arrest the owner. I was expecting two burly guys in a dog paddywagon with catchpoles or something. Live more learn more, I guess
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Aug 15, 2015 10:14
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Haha. Owned.
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Aug 15, 2015 10:14
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I hope dog guy doesn't murder you when he gets out, OP.
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Aug 15, 2015 10:17
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Viridiant posted:I hope dog guy doesn't murder you when he gets out, OP. He probably thinks it was the person stuck in their car. Good job setting up a patsy to take the fall, OP.
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Aug 15, 2015 10:19
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Crash_N_Burn posted:I will say this: I had no loving clue that when you call animal control in this county a cop shows up and evaluates whether to ventilate the animal or arrest the owner. I was expecting two burly guys in a dog paddywagon with catchpoles or something. Live more learn more, I guess lol 'murica no one is safe
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Aug 15, 2015 10:25
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Doggy paddywagon 
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Aug 15, 2015 10:32
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Crash_N_Burn posted:You wouldnt chase off a dog thats in your yard growling and barking and poo poo? I knew a guy who worked for a utilities company and had to deal with dogs well over a hundred times. He told me that they showed him a video and gave him pepper spray (standard for all employees who go into people's houses and yards), and he said he never once used the pepper spray. 99% of the time (according to him, and 100% of the time in his personal experience), the dog will rush you, then bark and growl at a distance. (Sometimes a very short distance but still out of range of you being able to touch it.) I used to freak out when dogs ran up to me when I went running. I carried pepper spray and screamed and yelled at a dog who rushed me, which would end up in the dog turning around and running away. I've chilled out since then and stopped carrying pepper spray, and when a dog rushes me, I react friendly in a high pitched voice and so far all the dogs I've encountered responded in a friendly way. (High pitched vocal sounds are friendly sounds to dogs.) I am sure I will probably end up changing my tune somewhat if I get bitten. Also, a dog that really intends to attack ("in the red zone") will usually have a very low, guttural sounding growl. It's very distinctive and unmistakeable. I would definitely spray such a dog in the nose with pepper spray, as "red zone" dogs will try to kill if they can. I've only ever encountered a "red zone" dog once. It was back when I was carrying pepper spray, but I didn't use it. I screamed really loud and the dog backed off.
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Aug 15, 2015 10:49
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:blows my mind that they let just anyone buy a dog with no licensing or background checks this but unironically
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Aug 15, 2015 10:53
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dogs are mostly bark and no bite, that's the whole reason that fuckin phrase exists. cops are way too trigger happy when it comes to dogs and "their personal safety". on the other hand dogs suck, are born scavengers, poo poo everywhere, and are territorial to a fault for no reason and so i don't really care what happens to them. i like the wretched unloved beach/street dogs in asia but the ones in the US have human ownership going to their heads and there's far too many of them by this point, so call the cops and roll the dice, lets do it
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Aug 15, 2015 11:09
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i went to pick up a kitten the other day at animal control and peered in the dog kennels in the back. all i could see were pit bulls i hope they are all euthanized
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Aug 15, 2015 11:38
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gently caress pit bulls and gently caress their owners
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Aug 15, 2015 11:43
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my mother bingewatches that stupid rear end reality show about the gross old crazy lady who "rehabs" pit bulls and ex-cons and for just loving once i want one of those dogs to go apeshit and eat her and the white trash meth addict who just got done with a nickel pit bulls are one of the only things on this planet i loving hate with a passion - it's not IF the dog is going to attack someone, it's WHEN
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Aug 15, 2015 11:47
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People should get nice dogs like labradors or springer spaniels like me.
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Aug 15, 2015 11:48
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yeah, actually; they should the only reason these creeps insist on a pitbull is the same reason they insist on owning a loving gun - they think they can control something powerful. and if they can control something powerful, then maybe they really do have a grip on their tiny, lovely lives. then the loving animal eats their child and they leave their gun out for the other kid to find and blow his own loving head off
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Aug 15, 2015 11:51
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Have you tried hitting it with a quad bike op? Dogs really seem to hate it.
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Aug 15, 2015 11:51
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cram me sideways posted:my mother bingewatches that stupid rear end reality show about the gross old crazy lady who "rehabs" pit bulls and ex-cons and for just loving once i want one of those dogs to go apeshit and eat her and the white trash meth addict who just got done with a nickel You want someone to get mauled to prove your point. Sounds like you are well-adjusted
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Aug 15, 2015 11:55
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Did you find any of your posts jesus christ
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Aug 15, 2015 11:56
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didn't read any of that but snitches get stitches so I'm just curious really what it feels like being a dirty loving stoolie op.
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Aug 15, 2015 12:09
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Chinaman7000 posted:Sounds like the other neighbor is also implicated in this so don't worry you aren't the only one that's gonna get killed by the jackass dog owner when he's out.
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Aug 15, 2015 12:20
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Surprised the cop didn't shoot the dog. That said your next move should be to laugh a lot. Cool NIN Shirt posted:You want someone else to get mauled to prove your perfectly valid point. Sounds like you are well-adjusted, unlike me. FTFY,YF I'll bet you hate gun control too you loving shitcunt Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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Aug 15, 2015 12:22
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Shirley Crabtree posted:didn't read any of that but snitches get stitches so I'm just curious really what it feels like being a dirty loving stoolie op. like the self proclaimed mascot for the nanny state has any right to complain about snitching
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Aug 15, 2015 12:26
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guy ignores his dog being aggressive and threatening and ignores his neighbors ignores a cop and gets arrested pitbull probably gets put down in a shelter soon happy ending Crash_N_Burn posted:
beautiful
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Aug 15, 2015 12:29
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 Look at my mucky little girl, isn't she cute?
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Aug 15, 2015 12:41
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:
Someone call the cops on this sick gently caress
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Aug 15, 2015 12:49
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:
Aww Here's mine who thinks she's a centerfold. Morally Inept stay away from her 
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Aug 15, 2015 13:00
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LordArgh posted:this but unironically don't worry, i don't mean it even slightly ironically everything else, completely inanimate objects, that we want to own that is perceived as even slightly dangerous is regulated to all hell, but a dog that can kill people and can do so on its own with no action from the owner whenever it wants we're like "lol whatever go hog wild" i think that you should at least have to pass a basic written test and get a dog license card before you can keep dogs on your property, and the license should be permanently revoked for people who demonstrate that they are poo poo at caring for their pets A FUCKIN CANARY!! fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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Aug 15, 2015 13:07
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Idve shot the loving thing and thrown the carcass on my neighbors doorstep so lol you let the cops do it for you I guess
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Aug 15, 2015 13:14
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I'd shoot the dog too. gently caress dogs.
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Aug 15, 2015 13:19
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If you don't like dogs you're probably some feminised pussy cat twink.
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Aug 15, 2015 13:24
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i basically can't go anywhere in my town on foot because everyone has aggressive dogs that they just let wander around or "tie up" with some clothes line and a single tent peg best yet was the lady going "don't worry he won't hurt anyone" after the dog had already bitten me twice then latched onto my arm then they threatened to call the cops on ME after i hosed it down with pepper spray
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Aug 15, 2015 13:38
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:i basically can't go anywhere in my town on foot because everyone has aggressive dogs that they just let wander around or "tie up" with some clothes line and a single tent peg You're pathetic.
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Aug 15, 2015 13:39
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we need a dark knight to run through the urban sprawl killing pitbulls
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Aug 15, 2015 13:43
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:i basically can't go anywhere in my town on foot because everyone has aggressive dogs that they just let wander around or "tie up" with some clothes line and a single tent peg If I was a dog I'd bite you. In fact I'd bite you anyway.
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error1 posted:If they arrested the guy they most likely already shot his dog That's only when they barge into the WRONG house, man.
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