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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

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# ? Aug 15, 2015 18:34

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 14:36

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
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This is the first GBS advertisement thread that has made me want to buy something.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 18:34

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

eat my poo poo

# ? Aug 15, 2015 18:34

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Nigel Farage posted:

How did that work for you in Mogadishu?

Our K:D was pretty hot, like a ghost pepper taco.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 18:34

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

is it haunted

# ? Aug 15, 2015 18:36

A Tasteful Nude: Jun 3, 2013; A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

Johnny Aztec posted:

Lol the only reason you eat spicy is your taste buds are so dead thats all you can make out

"Flavor? Whats that? GIMMIE DAT SPICE BRAH"

Yes all spicy cuisines of the world are exclusively for the legions of dead tastebuds plebs - brown people don't TASTE food unlike you, when enjoying the subtle earthy notes of chicken tenders

Stop being a scared baby and eat the peppers they're good man

# ? Aug 15, 2015 18:39

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

It is undeniable fact that the only people who think spicy food has no flavor have the palate of a literal baby. Capsaicin makes you happy. Eat the pepper.

Start with mild food and ramp your way up. Slightly spicy food has some of the effect, but sooner or later you'll be buying Thai bird chilies in bulk.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 18:45

CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

To all wondering how spicy this tasty burnt burrito thing is, I'd place it approximately next to Pizza Hut WingStreet Buffalo Medium Buffalo Wings in terms of burn and duration of heat. And after pooping these bad boys out (I had 3 of them yesterday), I can say that the ring trauma is absolutely minimal. Overall, it's a buy.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 18:46

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

DeadBlack posted:

To all wondering how spicy this tasty burnt burrito thing is, I'd place it approximately next to Pizza Hut WingStreet Buffalo Medium Buffalo Wings in terms of burn and duration of heat. And after pooping these bad boys out (I had 3 of them yesterday), I can say that the ring trauma is absolutely minimal. Overall, it's a buy.

This is the kind of relatable, no nonsense review that I appreciate.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:07

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Is it actually hot?

nobody answered, my guess is a mayo based thing isn't.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:08

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

Nonsense posted:

nobody answered, my guess is a mayo based thing isn't.

Yeah, its probably not that hot.

Ill try one tomorrow maybe. Is it something you can put on a fresca steak burrito?

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:21

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Wafflz posted:

Our K:D was pretty hot, like a ghost pepper taco.

It just seems sad to me that your most known national dishes to us British are from illegal invaders from Mexico.

And you try and hide it by calling it things like Tex-Mex.

Jesus Christ on a loving stick.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:29

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Nigel Farage posted:

It just seems sad to me that your most known national dishes to us British are from illegal invaders from Mexico.

And you try and hide it by calling it things like Tex-Mex.

Jesus Christ on a loving stick.

texmex is about as authentically mexican as the eel pie that's no doubt sloshing around in your cum filled stomach

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:34

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Drunkboxer posted:

texmex is about as authentically mexican as the eel pie that's no doubt sloshing around in your cum filled stomach

Eel pie is an ISLAND in London on the River Thames in Twickenham you dumb oval office. There is no food called eel pie.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:36

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Nigel Farage posted:

Eel pie is an ISLAND in London on the River Thames in Twickenham you dumb oval office. There is no food called eel pie.

sounds like you have a lot to learn about your own gross-rear end culture

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:39

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

eSporks posted:

Is this actually spicy?
All the fast food joints are coming out with ghost pepper poo poo, and in my experience the ghost sauce they use is packed with so much sour cream / mayor that it ends losing all its heat. The marketing here makes no sense, its not hot enough to live up to expectations and the name is scary enough to scare off the general public.

they can dilute the pepper down to homeopathic levels and get away with boasting an exotic and expensive ingredient (which is spread out so thin that the actual cost per unit is negligible) and guys will buy and eat it to seem tough because they're eating ghost peppers

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:40

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Drunkboxer posted:

sounds like you have a lot to learn about your own gross-rear end culture

Nope. No such thing as eel pie.

Dumb Americunts.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:41

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

at the grocery store today i found out theyh sell bottled taco bell sauces. it was in the aisle labled "mexican" and i guess my point is, that's trump's america

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:42

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

How can they afford to sell this for a dollar?

Where do they ingredients come from?

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:44

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

spud posted:

How can they afford to sell this for a dollar?

Where do they ingredients come from?

Well, one ghost pepper in the ghost pepper sauce is probably enough for several hundred burritos. Given that they most likely blend it with a bunch of other, cheaper peppers, there's probably only a thousandth or so of a ghost pepper in each burrito.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:47

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

a hole-y ghost posted:

Well, one ghost pepper in the ghost pepper sauce is probably enough for several hundred burritos. Given that they most likely blend it with a bunch of other, cheaper peppers, there's probably only a thousandth or so of a ghost pepper in each burrito.

I meant more the beef and cheese.

For the "ghost pepper" they probably just use capsaicin, bell peppers, and a tiny bit of ghost pepper as you say.

A can of soda is a dollar for godsake.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:50

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

guessing its absolute poo poo just like everything else taco bell makes, but that's just a guess

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:50

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

spud posted:

I meant more the beef and cheese.

For the "ghost pepper" they probably just use capsaicin, bell peppers, and a tiny bit of ghost pepper as you say.

A can of soda is a dollar for godsake.

Taco Bell uses a blend of oatmeal-derived textured vegetable protein with the actual beef, and probably most of it is the oatmeal stuff.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:51

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Also, like most fast food places, most of the money is probably made on soft drinks.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:53

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Nigel Farage posted:

Nope. No such thing as eel pie.

Dumb Americunts.

i googled it and found it you knucklehead

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:53

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

What's wrong with eels? Eels are extremely good.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:54

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Nigel Farage posted:

It just seems sad to me that your most known national dishes to us British are from illegal invaders from Mexico.

And you try and hide it by calling it things like Tex-Mex.

Jesus Christ on a loving stick.

I know you're tryin real hard here but I'd be willing to bet that a big mac is more known than any Tex-Mex dish.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:59

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Drunkboxer posted:

i googled it and found it you knucklehead

You found the Island. There is no food called eel pie.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:02

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Wafflz posted:

I know you're tryin real hard here but I'd be willing to bet that a big mac is more known than any Tex-Mex dish.

Nope.

Tex-Mex poo poo in every supermarket here for like 20 years

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:03

CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

You guys are severely ruining the mood of the Taco Bell thread. It makes me sad

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:03

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Nigel Farage posted:

Nope.

Tex-Mex poo poo in every supermarket here for like 20 years

why would you guys go for tex mex in favor of the far superior southwest food? you know, the less lovely version of mock mexican food?

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:06

aioli is just mayo: Aug 14, 2003; He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful

I ate one the other day. I wish I hadn't. It wasn't very hot at all (I expected this), and the sauce was mostly sugar (lol). I made some hot sauce that was way better so I can just eat that. namaste

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:15

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

DeadBlack posted:

I only tried the Ghost-Pepper and Habinero varieties and let me say, you'd have to be incredibly limp wristed and caucasian to want to order something milder than the Habinero one. But different strokes and stuff

*looks around at sea of white goon faces*

ummm

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:25

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

King Vidiot posted:

Actual ghost pepper tastes pretty good, it's kind of like a smoky chipotle flavor. But Taco Bell being what they are none of those wrap thing whatever-the-fucks have any actual habaneros or ghost peppers in them probably. I'd be it's just generic red peppers and then they dump random amounts of pure capsaicin extract on them.

This

The other poster is right that, once you get past habanero most peppers are just about the hear with ill flagor. But GP is rich, and has lots of varieties(peach,chocolate,etc). Naga viper packs some flavor too, and is in between habanero and gp on the scoville heat scale. Ghost pepper takes about twoce as long to grow, though, which is why its not dominating the market of superhots

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:26

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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a hole-y ghost posted:

why would you guys go for tex mex in favor of the far superior southwest food? you know, the less lovely version of mock mexican food?

Because that's what the Jewish owned supermarkets offer us.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:27

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Nigel Farage posted:

Nope.

Tex-Mex poo poo in every supermarket here for like 20 years

isnt every british food that isn't completely inedible stolen from some culture you colonized

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:28

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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shiksa posted:

isnt every british food that isn't completely inedible stolen from some culture you colonized

Nope. We only eat foreign inspired food like curry and kebabs went drunk and our taste buds and mental function is impaired

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:31

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Nigel Farage posted:

our taste buds and mental function is impaired

You are British, after all.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:39

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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TwoFire posted:

You are British, after all.

But I never said that... gently caress you Americunt!

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:40

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Nigel Farage posted:

But I never said that... gently caress you Americunt!

I love it when you fops get all angry and poo poo. Bend over, Twofie gonna give it to ya.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:40

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