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No one cares or knows anything about Cricket. It's a sport for pussies and twinks. I would bet  that none of you even know the rules. Which makes Cricket the perfect game for goons to add their own commentary. Make it up as you go along. Add anything you like. Sound effects, music, player voices. It's all up to you. You get to work with a blank slate to perform your comedy magic. So to do this I took some footage of a Cricket match and removed the sound. I then recreated the audio of a Cricket game minus the commentators. Here is what it sounds like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQ_FQRiRlE Take this blank slate version of the Cricket game and do with it what you will. You can download the video file HERE
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is it like tetherball?
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Aug 15, 2015 07:52
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Cricket is a gentleman's game and a real mans sport. Baseball is called rounders here and its basically played by girls in school.
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Aug 15, 2015 07:57
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Cricket really isn't that complicated And that game has a pretty epic innings
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Aug 15, 2015 08:02
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https://youtu.be/BBRAzmaq5x0
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Aug 15, 2015 08:05
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Hit it this way it's like 4 points. Hit it over the ankle fence and it's like 6 points. Wear huge shin pads because you're a giant bitch that is scared of a ball.
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Aug 15, 2015 08:21
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I know the rules of cricket op. I will take my ten bux in the form of a custom cricket themed avatar of this thread's choice.
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Aug 15, 2015 08:29
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Haier posted:Hit it this way it's like 4 points. Hit it over the ankle fence and it's like 6 points. Wear huge shin pads because you're a giant bitch that is scared of a ball. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_accidents_in_cricket Seems like there are a good number of heart attacks in cricket.
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Aug 15, 2015 08:37
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Haier posted:Wear huge shin pads because you're a giant bitch that is scared of a ball. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillip_Hughes Cricket balls are like rocks, and people are hurling them at up to 100mph. That dude died because his artery ripped open. 
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Aug 15, 2015 08:43
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Struck on the head. Hence tremendous lower-body padding. LOL @ Krkt
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Aug 15, 2015 08:44
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Imagine if in baseball when a player gets hit in the head he was told to man up, as opposed to being allowed to walk to first base so the nasty man can't throw things at him anymore. As a result it would be a legitimate tactic to deliberately throw the ball at the batter's head to physically intimidate him right? This is how cricket is actually played.
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Aug 15, 2015 08:48
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TheMostFrench posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_accidents_in_cricket A batsman got killed recently after he got hit on the head. You'd wear pads too if someone was hurling a ball at 90mph at you with no small designated zone. Haier posted:Struck on the head. Hence tremendous lower-body padding. LOL @ Krkt One wears a helmet. You can be hit anywhere! Balls directed at base of stumps/feet http://youtu.be/8mOMn1xI4Z0 At head http://youtu.be/BIqBCikoRyc Groin http://youtu.be/bfnT6vmakas therattle fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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Aug 15, 2015 08:54
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Haier posted:Hit it this way it's like 4 points. Hit it over the ankle fence and it's like 6 points. Wear huge shin pads because you're a giant bitch that is scared of a ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXsfEdJ_G5w
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Aug 15, 2015 09:13
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Haier posted:Hit it this way it's like 4 points. Hit it over the ankle fence and it's like 6 points. Wear huge shin pads because you're a giant bitch that is scared of a ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk_XgnIsM04
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Aug 15, 2015 09:15
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Similarly: http://youtu.be/zKpG5S6-RSI
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Aug 15, 2015 09:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY98hwIBqaw Here is my thing. Holey loving effort am I right??? Gaawd
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Aug 15, 2015 09:38
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test cricket is a socially acceptable excuse to drink for five days straight and if you don't play cricket in whatever hell country you live in then im sorry for your lots. all other forms of cricket are pretty terrible though
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Aug 15, 2015 11:38
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Leg before wicket. This man is out!
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Aug 15, 2015 12:41
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I went back in time and rescued this idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83oa1S0x9zI
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Aug 15, 2015 12:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7YwY1LyeNA
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Aug 15, 2015 12:53
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AEMINAL posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY98hwIBqaw lol
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Aug 15, 2015 13:01
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The gently caress? I don't want to hurt your feelings, however voted 1. Wish this to be off planet entirely.
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Aug 15, 2015 14:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W62gFew13-8 real question does anyone know how this game is played or does everyone just wing it and hope nobody notioces
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Aug 15, 2015 14:56
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Robo Reagan posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W62gFew13-8 Umm there was a bit of misinformation in that video. Virat Kohli didn't start playing cricket at 22, he was playing in youth leagues etc. and has never been in a movie.
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Aug 15, 2015 15:22
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but the bit about the back in 5 minutes sign at his 7/11 was correct, right?
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Aug 15, 2015 15:23
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Robo Reagan posted:but the bit about the back in 5 minutes sign at his 7/11 was correct, right? Yeah. Not every cricketer makes 100 thousand a year you know.
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Aug 15, 2015 15:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5lZQfHCo0
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Aug 15, 2015 15:32
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AEMINAL posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY98hwIBqaw Thank you for your efforts
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Aug 15, 2015 16:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc_CesMUb5E
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Aug 15, 2015 17:42
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Seeing YouTube videos but no cricket announcing jokes
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Aug 15, 2015 17:46
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Windows 98 posted:No one cares or knows anything about Cricket. It's a sport for pussies and twinks. stopped reading here, I felt as if I would stop agreeing with anything you said after this
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Aug 15, 2015 17:48
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Pretty sure it's a cellphone service for drug dealers, teenagers with lovely parents and poors
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Aug 15, 2015 17:50
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if this dumb "sport" didnt spread like some colonial virus it would have died off and only hipsters would be playing it today
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Aug 15, 2015 17:53
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Someone linked a YouTube thing where a guy would call tv porno ladies and talk about the cricket. It was v funny but I haven't been able to find it in years someone here knows what I'm talking about
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Aug 15, 2015 17:53
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ArtIsResistance posted:stopped reading here, I felt as if I would stop agreeing with anything you said after this Give me one good reason Cricket is a manly sport
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Aug 15, 2015 18:01
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Windows 98 posted:Give me one good reason Cricket is a manly sport https://youtu.be/Nmagl3Q_4VE
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Aug 15, 2015 18:09
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literally everyone from the UK is a loving pussyass bitch pissbaby e. OH! except for Paul Scholes that beautiful manly man that he is 
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Aug 15, 2015 18:23
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Quit being lazy reposting pieces of poo poo and post some OC already you guys 
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Aug 15, 2015 20:28
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cricket is a lovely carrier for poors much like the game
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AEMINAL posted:Quit being lazy reposting pieces of poo poo and post some OC already you guys Yeah. I don't know what I was thinking. Of course goons wouldn't do anything creative or fun.
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