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cram me sideways posted:oh man pig out was loving sweet loved that one already mentioned in the first reply please read the thread before posting Pudding Huxtable posted:Mine wouldn't have arcade machines. Just your mom in a cage that unlocks for 5 minutes when you put a quarter in
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Jim Barris posted:What's that game where the controller is a giant finger that you stick in a giant foam rear end and then a cg face makes varying levels of 'oh poo poo' type faces depending on how forcefully you penterated said foam rear end? Boing-o something? Anyway mine will just be that game, just rows of it. Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
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Aug 16, 2015 14:37
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time crisis cabs and call the place "midlife time crisis"
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It'll be a barcade for jocks where they can come in and abuse the gangly nerds I hire to play the video games at less than minimum wage (I will promise them a way into the videogame or anime industries and just string them along as long as possible). Like some rail thin blonde kid with pectus excavatum named Swanny will be playing Bubble Bobble and you can get a beer and then walk up behind him and smack him in the back of the head, maybe press him up against the machine with your gut, grab his chest like there are titties there, laugh really abrasively and accuse him of being a fag who likes it. E: Also there will be a lot of signs, I mean like everywhere, that say something like "Only CASUAL racism allowed in this barcade!" raton fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Aug 16, 2015 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:It'll be a barcade for jocks where they can come in and abuse the gangly nerds I hire to play the video games at less than minimum wage (I will promise them a way into the videogame or anime industries and just string them along as long as possible). Like some rail thin blonde kid with pectus excavatum named Swanny will be playing Bubble Bobble and you can get a beer and then walk up behind him and smack him in the back of the head, maybe press him up against the machine with your gut, grab his chest like there are titties there, laugh really abrasively and accuse him of being a fag who likes it. play bubble bobble all evening AND get groped by dudes? where do I sign up?
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Germstore posted:play bubble bobble all evening AND get groped by dudes? where do I sign up? I'm not sure you'd be right for this opportunity I have. I do have a lot of interest in the opening and am looking for someone with a long term passion for videogames or anime. I have some ins at some development firms and mostly run the bar to recruit talent. This isn't you, is it? So few people are really committed to videogames and anime these days, there are just so many pretenders.
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Aug 16, 2015 16:06
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Also you understand that the jocks are allowed to stomp the poo poo out of you because you said the wrong thing or made eye contact when they were loving you in the alcove next to the ice machine, right?
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Aug 16, 2015 16:08
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Not really a 'theme' as such, but I have an idea for a modded version of Time Crisis where you stick your phone into a mini USB port and your most prominent LinkedIn contacts features as the bosses. 1 BTC a go.
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Aug 16, 2015 16:08
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gameworks was cool. they should have had a dance floor w/ dj events tho
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Aug 16, 2015 16:16
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Has anyone gone with this theme yet? 
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Sheep-Goats posted:Also you understand that the jocks are allowed to stomp the poo poo out of you because you said the wrong thing or made eye contact when they were loving you in the alcove next to the ice machine, right? Look, you've already made the sale, you don't gotta go sweetening the deal.
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Aug 16, 2015 16:20
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That game from the James Bond movie that was like tempest and zapped you until you died!!!
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Aug 16, 2015 16:22
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It'll be a dank dark venue filled w war memorabilia, where me and other veterans drink Lowenbrau and reminisce
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Aug 16, 2015 16:39
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:It'll be a dank dark venue filled w war memorabilia, where me and other veterans drink Lowenbrau and reminisce You mean Warcraft memorabilia?
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A nice bar with a good beer selection and a ton of different Tetris cabinets. Not really a theme but I'd unironically go to a place like that.
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Has anyone gone with this theme yet? a father ted theme? I don't think so, but jack hackett sitting by a cocktail cabinet of ms. pacman shouting DRINK FECK GIRLS would definitely be a draw.
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