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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Just kidding I'm actually really smart. My IQ is 200.

if your so smart why's you got the dumb AV
:synpa:

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:23

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Enfield posted:

im a friggin moron who signs his posts

don't sign your.. :doh:

amityville anus posted:

if your so smart why's you got the dumb AV

He's counting in base 3

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:23

SKELETON GHOST: Jan 11, 2015; by Ralp

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Just kidding I'm actually really smart. My IQ is 200.

no believe me you don't want that. It is such a burden to be a genius. You always notice all these little things that no one else notices, it ruins everything.

When people play a shooting game, everyone thinks "Wow, this is so fun!" but you'll think "The bullet trajectory is all wrong. During flight, gravity, drag, and wind have a major impact on the path of the projectile, and must be accounted for when predicting how the projectile will travel. How can I predict my bullets trajectory when the game doesn't even take those simple metrics into account?"

not to mention social interactions are ruined forever. Everyone around you wants to listen to "gangsta" music, but you just want to listen to classical. Everyone wants to talk about meaningless topics like the social standing of their peers, the latest celebrity gossip, ect. while you just want to talk about how incredible quantum mechanics are and how they can be applied in human society to advance our civilization in ways never before thought possible.

It seems whenever you try to speak, everyone just looks at you confused. Their simple minds about as complex as your own mind was when you were around 5 or 6 (btw i skipped 2 grades when i was 7, so in my case, their minds were about as simple as mine when i was 4 years of age). It's like speaking with children. Only the children think they are adults, and look at YOU like YOU are the bizarre one.

It's frustrating cause you know that these children will never truly grow up. They will go through their whole lives not even knowing who Bernart de Ventadorn was, but knowing who Jesus was. Always using electronics but knowing nothing of the intricacies of electrical engineering (when I was 8 years old, I forget to make a project for a science fair. So, only 30 minutes before the fair began, I made a radio from nothing but scraps. But of course they couldn't believe that a 8 year old made, in 30 minutes, what took mankind thousands of years to invent, all without help, so I was wrongfully disqualified)

Being a genius is NOT your dream. I am doomed to live the rest of my life all alone in this world. A human surrounded by simple primates. The primates will depend on me to make their electronics, and dumb it all down to the point where they can understand (I use linux, but of course all of my friends use windows because linux is just too hard for them to use).

Being a genius is NOT your dream. Not if you truly understood what a horrible curse it is. I am 13.5 years old and I will be graduating high school next school year. There people that are just starting high school, and I am finished with it already. And it was a complete waste of time, I spent all day in class studying string theory while everyone else learns that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, something I learned as a toddler. Being a genius is NOT your dream. I spent time in dual enrollment, taking college classes because I was too advanced for the high school classes. And even there, everyone around me was not much more intelligent than I was as a toddler. I am going to be stuck in another 4 years of this torture. Not to mention the rest of my life. Being a genius is NOT your dream.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:24

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

SKELETON GHOST posted:

no believe me you don't want that. It is such a burden to be a genius. You always notice all these little things that no one else notices, it ruins everything.

When people play a shooting game, everyone thinks "Wow, this is so fun!" but you'll think "The bullet trajectory is all wrong. During flight, gravity, drag, and wind have a major impact on the path of the projectile, and must be accounted for when predicting how the projectile will travel. How can I predict my bullets trajectory when the game doesn't even take those simple metrics into account?"

not to mention social interactions are ruined forever. Everyone around you wants to listen to "gangsta" music, but you just want to listen to classical. Everyone wants to talk about meaningless topics like the social standing of their peers, the latest celebrity gossip, ect. while you just want to talk about how incredible quantum mechanics are and how they can be applied in human society to advance our civilization in ways never before thought possible.

It seems whenever you try to speak, everyone just looks at you confused. Their simple minds about as complex as your own mind was when you were around 5 or 6 (btw i skipped 2 grades when i was 7, so in my case, their minds were about as simple as mine when i was 4 years of age). It's like speaking with children. Only the children think they are adults, and look at YOU like YOU are the bizarre one.

It's frustrating cause you know that these children will never truly grow up. They will go through their whole lives not even knowing who Bernart de Ventadorn was, but knowing who Jesus was. Always using electronics but knowing nothing of the intricacies of electrical engineering (when I was 8 years old, I forget to make a project for a science fair. So, only 30 minutes before the fair began, I made a radio from nothing but scraps. But of course they couldn't believe that a 8 year old made, in 30 minutes, what took mankind thousands of years to invent, all without help, so I was wrongfully disqualified)

Being a genius is NOT your dream. I am doomed to live the rest of my life all alone in this world. A human surrounded by simple primates. The primates will depend on me to make their electronics, and dumb it all down to the point where they can understand (I use linux, but of course all of my friends use windows because linux is just too hard for them to use).

Being a genius is NOT your dream. Not if you truly understood what a horrible curse it is. I am 13.5 years old and I will be graduating high school next school year. There people that are just starting high school, and I am finished with it already. And it was a complete waste of time, I spent all day in class studying string theory while everyone else learns that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, something I learned as a toddler. Being a genius is NOT your dream. I spent time in dual enrollment, taking college classes because I was too advanced for the high school classes. And even there, everyone around me was not much more intelligent than I was as a toddler. I am going to be stuck in another 4 years of this torture. Not to mention the rest of my life. Being a genius is NOT your dream.

smart enough not to read this lmao

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:26

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

we all payed money to post here OP, we are all pretty loving dumb

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:27

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

SKELETON GHOST posted:

no believe me you don't want that. It is such a burden to be a genius. You always notice all these little things that no one else notices, it ruins everything.

When people play a shooting game, everyone thinks "Wow, this is so fun!" but you'll think "The bullet trajectory is all wrong. During flight, gravity, drag, and wind have a major impact on the path of the projectile, and must be accounted for when predicting how the projectile will travel. How can I predict my bullets trajectory when the game doesn't even take those simple metrics into account?"

not to mention social interactions are ruined forever. Everyone around you wants to listen to "gangsta" music, but you just want to listen to classical. Everyone wants to talk about meaningless topics like the social standing of their peers, the latest celebrity gossip, ect. while you just want to talk about how incredible quantum mechanics are and how they can be applied in human society to advance our civilization in ways never before thought possible.

It seems whenever you try to speak, everyone just looks at you confused. Their simple minds about as complex as your own mind was when you were around 5 or 6 (btw i skipped 2 grades when i was 7, so in my case, their minds were about as simple as mine when i was 4 years of age). It's like speaking with children. Only the children think they are adults, and look at YOU like YOU are the bizarre one.

It's frustrating cause you know that these children will never truly grow up. They will go through their whole lives not even knowing who Bernart de Ventadorn was, but knowing who Jesus was. Always using electronics but knowing nothing of the intricacies of electrical engineering (when I was 8 years old, I forget to make a project for a science fair. So, only 30 minutes before the fair began, I made a radio from nothing but scraps. But of course they couldn't believe that a 8 year old made, in 30 minutes, what took mankind thousands of years to invent, all without help, so I was wrongfully disqualified)

Being a genius is NOT your dream. I am doomed to live the rest of my life all alone in this world. A human surrounded by simple primates. The primates will depend on me to make their electronics, and dumb it all down to the point where they can understand (I use linux, but of course all of my friends use windows because linux is just too hard for them to use).

Being a genius is NOT your dream. Not if you truly understood what a horrible curse it is. I am 13.5 years old and I will be graduating high school next school year. There people that are just starting high school, and I am finished with it already. And it was a complete waste of time, I spent all day in class studying string theory while everyone else learns that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, something I learned as a toddler. Being a genius is NOT your dream. I spent time in dual enrollment, taking college classes because I was too advanced for the high school classes. And even there, everyone around me was not much more intelligent than I was as a toddler. I am going to be stuck in another 4 years of this torture. Not to mention the rest of my life. Being a genius is NOT your dream.

That's the longest book I ever read.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:27

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

dumb enough to go to a hip hop concert

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:27

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Necros posted:

dumb enough to go to a hip hop concert

its ok andrew sega i still love you

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:28

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Necros posted:

dumb enough to go to a hip hop concert

Did they make fun of your lame clothes?

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:30

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

SKELETON GHOST posted:

no believe me you don't want that. It is such a burden to be a genius. You always notice all these little things that no one else notices, it ruins everything.

When people play a shooting game, everyone thinks "Wow, this is so fun!" but you'll think "The bullet trajectory is all wrong. During flight, gravity, drag, and wind have a major impact on the path of the projectile, and must be accounted for when predicting how the projectile will travel. How can I predict my bullets trajectory when the game doesn't even take those simple metrics into account?"

not to mention social interactions are ruined forever. Everyone around you wants to listen to "gangsta" music, but you just want to listen to classical. Everyone wants to talk about meaningless topics like the social standing of their peers, the latest celebrity gossip, ect. while you just want to talk about how incredible quantum mechanics are and how they can be applied in human society to advance our civilization in ways never before thought possible.

It seems whenever you try to speak, everyone just looks at you confused. Their simple minds about as complex as your own mind was when you were around 5 or 6 (btw i skipped 2 grades when i was 7, so in my case, their minds were about as simple as mine when i was 4 years of age). It's like speaking with children. Only the children think they are adults, and look at YOU like YOU are the bizarre one.

It's frustrating cause you know that these children will never truly grow up. They will go through their whole lives not even knowing who Bernart de Ventadorn was, but knowing who Jesus was. Always using electronics but knowing nothing of the intricacies of electrical engineering (when I was 8 years old, I forget to make a project for a science fair. So, only 30 minutes before the fair began, I made a radio from nothing but scraps. But of course they couldn't believe that a 8 year old made, in 30 minutes, what took mankind thousands of years to invent, all without help, so I was wrongfully disqualified)

Being a genius is NOT your dream. I am doomed to live the rest of my life all alone in this world. A human surrounded by simple primates. The primates will depend on me to make their electronics, and dumb it all down to the point where they can understand (I use linux, but of course all of my friends use windows because linux is just too hard for them to use).

Being a genius is NOT your dream. Not if you truly understood what a horrible curse it is. I am 13.5 years old and I will be graduating high school next school year. There people that are just starting high school, and I am finished with it already. And it was a complete waste of time, I spent all day in class studying string theory while everyone else learns that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, something I learned as a toddler. Being a genius is NOT your dream. I spent time in dual enrollment, taking college classes because I was too advanced for the high school classes. And even there, everyone around me was not much more intelligent than I was as a toddler. I am going to be stuck in another 4 years of this torture. Not to mention the rest of my life. Being a genius is NOT your dream.

hosed up if false

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:30

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

i have black friends

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:31

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

There are a lot of words in that post

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:32

Fairly passive: Nov 4, 2012; Not as productive as I should be

Smart enough to know that I could do something interesting and creative. Dumb enough to use most of my free hours on trash.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:51

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

i know which side my bread if buttered if that's what you mean

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:55

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

This isn't the "how smart are you but.." thread! This is the I am a moron thread!

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:56

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

through great amounts of trial and error i've found that massive amounts of drugs will help if you are too smart or too dumb. it's a very simple solution really

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:56

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:59

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

loving goofy nerds can't even poke fun at their own stupidity without prefacing it with "Smart enough that, pretty smart except". I am so mad right now that is how dumb I am.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 19:59

RadioactiveKid: Aug 12, 2005; Gato Rebelde

dumb enough to enjoy being dumb

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:05

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

im dumb lots

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:26

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

amityville anus posted:

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:27

naem: May 29, 2011

stabbing

# ? Aug 16, 2015 03:55

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Smart unless there is a pretty woman with a huge rack in front of me. Then I have the intelligence of a slug.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 04:00

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

Incredibly dumb and lazy I don't even finish my posts and I'm not funn

# ? Aug 16, 2015 04:03

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i'm pretty dumb about some stuff, reasonably intelligent about some other stuff, and pretty smart about some other other stuff.

so i guess i'm average dumb

# ? Aug 16, 2015 04:08

sea of losers: Jun 6, 2007; miy mwoiultlh tbreaptpreude ifno srteavtiecr more

i don't think i understand the question, op

# ? Aug 16, 2015 04:14

Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

I graduated maxima cum laude in Linguistic Anthropology from Brown.

I currently pump gas in Seattle.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 04:24

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

verry

# ? Aug 16, 2015 04:25

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Ive got a GED and i hate thinking too hard, so the question about answers itself

# ? Aug 16, 2015 04:29

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Ordered an important package two day service. After two days, saw package was in los angeles warehouse. Called them angrily, claiming there's no way they could ship it two hours south to san diego same day. Realized my city, pasadena, is part of los amgeles and not san diego.

I swear i knew this, my brain justfarted super loud

# ? Aug 16, 2015 04:31