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FactsAreUseless posted:He also says that releasing another cartridge-based console is so stupid it might be subterfuge, and that the Ultra 64 might be secretly CD-based. The Nintendo PlayStation would be too epic for this planet
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Almost every printed letter is people saying they like the magazine, and they think the magazine is good.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:24
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They keep trying to put Magic Carpet in the same sentence as Ultima or Doom in talking about PC gaming, and it's clearly because they bought a ton of ad space. Seriously what the gently caress is Magic Carpet.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:27
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Every issue, without exception, has had a preview for Virtua Fighter 2 or an article about its development. No wonder it was the 6th-greatest game of all time.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:28
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FactsAreUseless posted:Every issue, without exception, has had a preview for Virtua Fighter 2 or an article about its development. No wonder it was the 6th-greatest game of all time. its pretty good
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Aug 15, 2015 22:28
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I had that issue. It was extra thick card stock.
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Games are a trigger for adults to again become primitive, primal, as a way of thinking and remembering. An adult is a child who has more ethics and morals, that's all. When I am a child, creating, I am not creating a game. I am in the game. The game is not for children, it is for me. It is for the adult who still has the character of a child."
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A two-star review for Wario's Woods, gently caress you!
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FactsAreUseless posted:Seriously what the gently caress is Magic Carpet. its like one of those early-3d air combat games where you fly around an open space, except instead of being a jet or a spaceship you're on a magic carpet. i don't know why anybody would ever compare it to Ultima or Doom
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lesbian baphomet posted:its like one of those early-3d air combat games where you fly around an open space, except instead of being a jet or a spaceship you're on a magic carpet. i don't know why anybody would ever compare it to Ultima or Doom
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Aug 15, 2015 22:32
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They write it Square Soft.
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FactsAreUseless posted:"I think Sonic has more to do with corporate identity than anything else. I also think Sonic the Hedgehog is a very good game, very beautiful. ... Of course, Mario is superior to Sonic in terms of the creative elements included in the game."
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in the issue i linked they refer to shareware as "doom-onomics"
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FactsAreUseless posted:They refer to Super Bomberman 2 as "the best multiplayer game of all time" in multiple issues. You disagree?
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i mean they're not wrong about how good it is, but was bubble bobble getting rebranded as kirby a real thing?
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 With his smug face and Magic Carpet Magic Carpet? Magic Carpet! Magic Carpet...
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lesbian baphomet posted:i mean they're not wrong about how good it is, but was bubble bobble getting rebranded as kirby a real thing?
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lesbian baphomet posted:i mean they're not wrong about how good it is, but was bubble bobble getting rebranded as kirby a real thing? kirby avalanche is a different game, its a puyo puyo
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FactsAreUseless posted:
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FactsAreUseless posted:"I do not know if it is pride that I feel toward the character Donkey Kong, but I cherish Donkey Kong as much as I do Mario." Thank you
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FactsAreUseless posted:No, it's above a four-star review for Bust-A-Move. lol again
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Peter Molyneux: "We can now use the SNES and Genesis as the doorstops they should have been years ago. I've always disliked them. As a designed I've despised them. Thank god they're going."
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FactsAreUseless posted:Peter Molyneux: "We can now use the SNES and Genesis as the doorstops they should have been years ago. I've always disliked them. As a designed I've despised them. Thank god they're going." Holy poo poo.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Peter Molyneux: "We can now use the SNES and Genesis as the doorstops they should have been years ago. I've always disliked them. As a designed I've despised them. Thank god they're going." the smartest man in gaming said it, so pack it in i guess
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The lack of respect that Donkey Kong is afforded by the gaming community is disgraceful, and im glad someone was willing to speak up back then. Now? I just dont know anymore.
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FactsAreUseless posted:
Yes.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Peter Molyneux: "We can now use the SNES and Genesis as the doorstops they should have been years ago. I've always disliked them. As a designed I've despised them. Thank god they're going." Lmao
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[unreal announcer voice] Holy poo poo!! [avgn voice] Son of a gently caress!!
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Smartest Guy In Gaming:FactsAreUseless posted:Peter Molyneux: "We can now use the SNES and Genesis as the doorstops they should have been years ago. I've always disliked them. As a designed I've despised them. Thank god they're going." Some Asiatic???: FactsAreUseless posted:"Games are a trigger for adults to again become primitive, primal, as a way of thinking and remembering. An adult is a child who has more ethics and morals, that's all. When I am a child, creating, I am not creating a game. I am in the game. The game is not for children, it is for me. It is for the adult who still has the character of a child."
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The copy for an ad for Kirby's Dream Land 2, in full: "What's that smell? Oh, it's your butt, sizzling, scorched, and smoking. You made the tragic mistake of thinking Kirby's new buds were harmless stuffed animals. Man, were you burned. This is Kirby's Dream Land 2 for Game Boy and Super Game Boy and you're in the hot seat. Kirby's scraped under the desk of the animal kingdom and come up with a handful of down and dirty allies. They may look adorable, but they make Kirby deadlier than ever. Meet the owl that slings boomerang feathers. Shake fins with a fish that lets Kirby swallow under water. Kneel before the hamster that coughs up white-hot spheres of justice. "Cuddly"? Hardly. So hike up that asbestos underwear and watch your language."
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FactsAreUseless posted:The copy for an ad for Kirby's Dream Land 2, in full: it's 1995, not 1992, and kirby is NOT loving around anymore
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01011001 posted:it's 1995, not 1992, and kirby is NOT loving around anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVVG4FCq7w
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FactsAreUseless posted:President of Sega: "Nintendo did a good job - and I must give it credit - on Donkey Kong Country, and the company did a great marketing job. But even with that, we will outsell them on both hardware and software this year. It did have one good game though." if he had been right video games would be in a better place right now
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FactsAreUseless posted:He also says that releasing another cartridge-based console is so stupid it might be subterfuge, and that the Ultra 64 might be secretly CD-based. lol
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FactsAreUseless posted:Peter Molyneux: "We can now use the SNES and Genesis as the doorstops they should have been years ago. I've always disliked them. As a designed I've despised them. Thank god they're going." -100 Karma.
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