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You share a toilet seat with that person
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hi op
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Aug 16, 2015 00:41
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joke's on you, op, i don't use the ladies' room
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Aug 16, 2015 00:43
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I'm the Manager and don't hire disgusting people, just hire useless bimbos and I literally do everything at the office consequently. As you can imagine we are not a very functional office.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:10
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Pff. you don't have your private bathroom at work?
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Aug 16, 2015 01:11
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maybe you shoud turn on your computer moniter op
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Aug 16, 2015 01:12
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symbolic posted:joke's on you, op, i don't use the ladies' room
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Aug 16, 2015 01:12
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*stares forlornly into mirror*
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Aug 16, 2015 01:12
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Pfft. Your office isn't in your house?
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Aug 16, 2015 01:12
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Nickelback Concert posted:Pfft. Your office isn't in your house? Only applies if you live alone though.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:17
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i got the butt sweats
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Aug 16, 2015 01:18
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feces is a funny word for poo poo
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Aug 16, 2015 01:22
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jackyl posted:feces is a funny word for poo poo even better when its spelled faeces
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Aug 16, 2015 01:23
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and the Brits call it faeces I think, it's like they know their teeth make their faces one letter away from poo poo
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Aug 16, 2015 01:23
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mdm posted:even better when its spelled faeces lol on ur wavelength
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Aug 16, 2015 01:24
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Nope. I piss in the sink and poo poo in the trashcan. 
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Aug 16, 2015 01:27
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I have synchronized my shits so I dook exactly during blunt sesh at 4:20
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Aug 16, 2015 01:30
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down n out posted:I have synchronized my shits so I dook exactly during blunt sesh at 4:20 I've done a lot of stuff high. Sex, drugs, roller coasters, heart surgery ut I've never poo poo while high
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Aug 16, 2015 01:31
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yeah i realized this a few years back. now i just poo poo my pants in my cube
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Aug 16, 2015 01:31
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Lol if you don't have access to the executive washroom and have to share a bathroom with the plebs Just lol.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:32
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Kuato posted:I'm the Manager and don't hire disgusting people, just hire useless bimbos and I literally do everything at the office consequently. As you can imagine we are not a very functional office. Kuato please give me a job. I'm not disgusting and I promise not to move in on any of your bimbo action.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:34
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Secks Cauldron posted:Nope. I piss in the sink and poo poo in the trashcan. at my work there was someone who was making GBS threads in the corner of the bathrooms HR had to send out a plant wide email telling people not to poo poo on the floor lol
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Aug 16, 2015 02:14
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a booty hole being eaten by a human face - forever.
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Aug 16, 2015 02:17
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i've never poo'd or wee'd
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Aug 16, 2015 02:21
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I share a bathroom with a puerto rican, a fatass, and a liar. But we don't let the poors into our bathroom
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Aug 16, 2015 02:22
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spacemang_spliff posted:at my work there was someone who was making GBS threads in the corner of the bathrooms not as good but one time i walked into a stall at work and there was diarrheal splatter all over the back of half of the seat, all over the pipes behind the seat. some of it even got on the painted walls like a foot away from the basin. poor janitorial staff 
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Aug 16, 2015 02:22
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mdm posted:even better when its spelled faeces all around me are familiar faeces
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Aug 16, 2015 02:23
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reddit liker posted:all around me are familiar faeces lmao
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Aug 16, 2015 02:25
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reddit liker posted:all around me are familiar faeces haha
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Aug 16, 2015 02:32
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reddit liker posted:all around me are familiar faeces
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Aug 16, 2015 02:36
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I worked a couple of phone jockey/faux corporate jobs where everything had this external sheen and air of cleanliness and sterile beauty and both times when you went into the bathrooms except the lobby batroom there was signage plastered all over the mens room begging guys to clean up their piss spittle and to poo poo in designated toilets and they were appropriately desecrated every so often, both times contributing to my leaving the job, the other part being that it turns out I don't have a heart for collections because i want full communism now so these people dont have to choose between being able to quickly reach their dying mother and feeding themselves.
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Aug 16, 2015 02:37
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lol every time I blow up one if the bathrooms at work someone immediately walks in afterwards. They're all old nurses and teenage camp counselors so I'm slowly alienating everyone I work with and because I'm not even part of the staff, just a contractor, I'm that guy that shows up with a clipboard, talks to nobody, and leaves awful shitsmell in the toilet
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Aug 16, 2015 02:45
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Volume posted:I've done a lot of stuff high. Sex, drugs, roller coasters, heart surgery ut I've never poo poo while high Did u ever eat broccoli beef out of a takeout container while making GBS threads tho?
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Aug 16, 2015 02:45
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lol if you've never poo poo in a porta potty while peaking on LSD in 90+ degree weather
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Aug 16, 2015 02:48
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thathonkey posted:lol if you've never poo poo in a porta potty while peaking on LSD in 90+ degree weather did you go to woodstock 93 too?
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Aug 16, 2015 02:50
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the true porta potty experience is prarie doggin so hard you don't even care about the conspicuous chili shaped chunk of poo poo just sitting on the right side of the toilet, you just drop trou and hover poo poo hoping for the best
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Aug 16, 2015 02:50
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I work from home bitch
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Aug 16, 2015 03:19
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oh poo poo
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Aug 16, 2015 03:20
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Volume posted:I've done a lot of stuff high. Sex, drugs, roller coasters, heart surgery ut I've never poo poo while high its bad if your the type to get paranoid cause you keep thinking "did i wipe enough? is there poo poo on my rear end in a top hat right now how can i be absolutely 100% sure theres no poo poo on my rear end in a top hat"
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i was lying earlier i am the disgusting person at my job
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