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amityville anus posted:im the clowns legal advisor A clown's legal advisor is just another clown, so you're also a clown. Interesting. I always thought you posted like a paedophile.
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I slept with a hairdresser, so, loving stupid.
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Toadvine posted:I slept with a hairdresser, Where does bartender fall relative to this?
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Aug 17, 2015 02:27
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the dumbest person i'd bang is right here: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
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the last girl i had sex with was a tumblrina who seriously talked about cultural appropriation re: white people with dreads. so i guess you'd say mentally handicapped
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VendaGoat posted:Where does bartender fall relative to this? depends on the bar I guess. but even the best aren't pulling in grade a intelligentsias to pour alcohols together, same with hair. both make excellent money though...
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Coolie Ghost posted:Who's that model with Down syndrome?  I'm going to go with "would not" in this case. However I would bang Sarah Palin.
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Aug 17, 2015 02:41
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I've done all kinds, but I had sex with a girl who didn't believe DBZ was the best anime
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Aug 17, 2015 02:44
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Had sex with a girl who thought that there was a portal in the north pole that led to an alternate universe inside the center of the earth.
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Horniest Manticore posted:the dumbest person i'd bang is right here: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 way to gently caress this up. No I will not gently caress you
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Aug 17, 2015 02:55
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I went out and fooled around with this Mexican chick who couldn't give directions to her own house for me to get her. We saw the dark knight and she was confused that Bruce Wayne and batman were the same person. She didn't understand what interest rates on car loans were. She was studying to be a nurse. All of those sentences are true. I didn't make any up to try to make a joke. She had some gigantic tits though.
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oldpainless posted:I went out and fooled around with this Mexican chick who couldn't give directions to her own house for me to get her. We saw the dark knight and she was confused that Bruce Wayne and batman were the same person. She didn't understand what interest rates on car loans were. She was studying to be a nurse. hot dude did you tittyfuck her
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Aug 17, 2015 02:58
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Sassafrasquatch posted:Had sex with a girl who thought that there was a portal in the north pole that led to an alternate universe inside the center of the earth. retarded but unoriginal quote:Adherents to the Hollow Earth hypothesis believe that Admiral Byrd flew over the North Pole and into the hollow earth in February 1947, and that he kept a secret diary of the incident. This belief was first published in F. Amadeo Giannini's book The Worlds Beyond the Poles: Physical Continuity of the Universe (1959). Giannini writes that Byrd encountered a humanoid being from another "world" who warned humanity to pursue peace and not war; he also reports that Byrd spotted a living woolly mammoth near the North Pole.[14] byrd was in antactica, close enough I guess
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Aug 17, 2015 02:59
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op your mom isn't very smart since she had you so that's my floor I guess
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Aug 17, 2015 03:03
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since you're my goddamn son
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mdm posted:hot dude did you tittyfuck her Yes
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Go home dad, you're drunk. I once banged a chick that didn't know which direction the sun rose from.
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VendaGoat posted:Go home dad, you're drunk. to be fair she was still blindfolded
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True Fact: Back in highschool I dated a guy that had to go to the special ed class once a week because he had an effective IQ of like, 75 or something. He was pretty cute and had a 10" cock (I swear, I measured it myself) and was into terrible anime just like awful teen me though so it didn't matter that much 
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oldpainless posted:I went out and fooled around with this Mexican chick who couldn't give directions to her own house for me to get her. We saw the dark knight and she was confused that Bruce Wayne and batman were the same person. She didn't understand what interest rates on car loans were. She was studying to be a nurse. I am currently loving a math teacher who said that we can't know if the earth is more than 5000 years old. she wears a 38DDD
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TwoFire posted:to be fair she was still blindfolded
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Prof. Lurker posted:retarded girls are easy because they're real fuckin stupid
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amityville anus posted:because they're real fuckin stupid :thatsthejoke:
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:True Fact: Back in highschool I dated a guy that had to go to the special ed class once a week because he had an effective IQ of like, 75 or something. how did u measure it
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nice honeypot threadParallel Paraplegic posted:True Fact: Back in highschool I dated a guy that had to go to the special ed class once a week because he had an effective IQ of like, 75 or something. holy gently caress this is a borderline retarted iq you are hosed up
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Huge tits also make me stupid.
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A borderline retard with a ten inch cock is proof of a hateful god
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I always just assumed they're well hung seeing as they are also incredibly strong with zero effort.
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Prof. Lurker posted:retarded girls are easy cheap dates, too -- just take em to mcdonalds
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VendaGoat posted:Huge tits also make me stupid.
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oldpainless posted:A borderline retard with a ten inch cock is proof of a hateful god I mean this is like finding a chick with f cups, a firm rear end that can jump hurdles and a narrow waist. No one blames you, is what I'm saying.
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Sassafrasquatch posted:Had sex with a girl who thought that there was a portal in the north pole that led to an alternate universe inside the center of the earth. Was this lady like a physicist or a professor of mathematics? She sounds pretty smart.
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Dude who posted Palin is right, pretty much most bangable cougar eva
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Is she dumber than or equal to her moms?
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Idiot Kicker posted:how did u measure it i had a little measuring tape keychain at the time and i just used that also it went in my butt and my butt is an incredibly accurate sensor system Toadvine posted:holy gently caress this is a borderline retarted iq you are hosed up he didn't have like, Down's syndrome or anything he was just... really dumb. EDIT: oh I just remembered, he was also really into martial arts (because weeaboo) and was incredibly flexible and could deep-throat himself. just thought you'd like to know that.
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VendaGoat posted:Is she dumber than or equal to her moms? dumber, she had a baby with some other hick Alaskan at like 17
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excellent honey pot thread alreasy some lovely people showing their coloursToadvine posted:depends on the bar I guess. but even the best aren't pulling in grade a intelligentsias to pour alcohols together, same with hair. what is your bar for excellent money
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