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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I fell like going for the record in my age range.

Male 30's.

I got a lot of free time today.
:dong:

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Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I hit 6 once in-between playing Metal Gear Solid 2. I expect to beat that record when V comes out in a few weeks.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



I feel like I must have hit high single digits in high school at one point, like maybe 8, 9?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I dont know OP but have some other weird sex records:

The farthest male ejaculation ever recorded was 18 feet (6 m) and was achieved by Horst Schultz. The most ejaculations for a man in :siren:one hour:siren: is 16.

In other semen-related sex records, a woman, Michelle Monahan of L.A., swallowed 1.7 pints (almost 1 liter) of semen and had to get her stomach pumped — she became the first person to have this recorded, and therefore wins the award for the woman to swallow the most semen.

The woman to set the world record for most sexual partners in one day shagged a whopping 620 men in 24 hours. A male porn star by the dubious name of Jon Dough was supposed to have sex with 101 women in one day, but only managed to do 52 — he did the others two weeks later.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
does the kid who did it 30 times in one day and died count

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:

The farthest male ejaculation ever recorded was 18 feet (6 m) and was achieved by Horst Schultz. The most ejaculations for a man in :siren:one hour:siren: is 16.

How do you cum every 3.75 minutes?

I'm at three for the day and I need a break for some bacon and eggs.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
I still average about 4 a day, and I'm old.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I think I remember reading it was like 13 hours but the guy's dick just wore away to a bloody nub.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
I was in college with a guy who hit 9 in a day. He said at the end it was like cabbage water coming out. Pitiful.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

For length of time i've hit up to 9 hours straight (with two short bathroom brekas to piss). Once you finally do blow that load you feel your dieing and going to heaven so I bet the shot goes pretty far

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Why did the world record swallower have to get her stomach pumped? Is that much jizz bad for you?
Asking for a friend.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Applewhite posted:

Why did the world record swallower have to get her stomach pumped? Is that much jizz bad for you?
Asking for a friend.

Too much cum at once can cause onset pregnancy because the sperm form together into a super sperm fetus.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



How many dudes is 1.75 liters?

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Business Gorillas posted:

How many dudes is 1.75 liters?

ask ye mum mate :newlol:

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

the trick is to masturbate other men's dicks, so you don't get so tired or need a refractory period

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i tried to go for twelve once. i got to eight and a half, was not worth it.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i tried to go for twelve once. i got to eight and a half, was not worth it.

what is the half?

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

remember that scene in Kinsey when that old guy says he can go from erection to ejaculation in like sixty seconds and they're all "prove it!"
then he does it and it's just a bunch of screaming and angry faces but he does it. i was so proud of him.

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

My record was 5 loads without stopping between. I'm old now, so I usually get bored before 1.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

TwoFire posted:

what is the half?

a solid but unfinished attempt.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

LOL

My record is 10 for one day fwiw

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

a solid but unfinished attempt.

i figured it was either this or you just had a semi and spurted early out of self defense

thanks for clearing that up

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i've only managed 4 in one day, mainly because i'll get bored before i get horny

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i remember trying once as a teen and getting extremely bored after like the 3rd time. im not too good at being horny

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i remember trying once as a teen and getting extremely bored after like the 3rd time. im not too good at being horny

The secret is to change up what porn you're looking at between sessions.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

The secret is to change up what porn you're looking at between sessions.

for the last time I was doing research on trannies for a book report alright

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Can do 4 a day, but have to spread it out hours at a time to really enjoy it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

TwoFire posted:

for the last time I was doing research on trannies for a book report alright

What book?

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
I peak around 20.

Stars have to be aligned though.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

What book?



like i said it was for research

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
John Cummings came for 37 hours straight back in 1967. It was televised in all of Canada.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I decided to do other poo poo....

Hit 7 for the day. I'm very thirsty and hungry now.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
do uppers

when the going gets tough the tough get going :respek:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Is it possible to increase one's load by jerking off more frequently every day like strength training for your prostate?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Applewhite posted:

Is it possible to increase one's load by jerking off more frequently every day like strength training for your prostate?

I think its the opposite

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



11 in my prime

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Toadvine posted:

I think its the opposite

Yeah, you really need to just lay off jacking it for a week or two if you want to get your load up. I went celibate for a month and the first time I jerked it after that, it felt as if I used my dick to fire a bullet from it.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
7 times for me. but I know some people here have out-fapped me.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Twice

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